You can't hold back the temptation

[AntiAnto]

I will post those noodles on my unsteady gait:

How long is an opossum supposed to live?
Will there be a fourth Reich?
Do oysters bite?
Does 0.999999999999999999... = 1?
If a man walks into a bar with half a bottle of Whisky and comes out with third of the bottle empty, does this mean he pissed in it?

I need those answers, it's a matter of life and death. Ooooooooooooh.

 

[Cole]

1) 1 year
2) No but there will be a fifth.
3) Only penises
4) Sometimes always
5) No, someone else could have pissed in it while he wasn't looking.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

1. No clue. Two to 6 years maybe?
2. HAYLE NAW!
3. They bite cock.
4.

5. He got a refill and drank some of it? I not know maths.

 

[Bad^Hat]

5. 1/3rd of the bottle was already empty when he entered...

 

[Krynn72]

it said he had half a bottle

 

[TCfromBN]

5. He was just too drunk to remember how much there was to start with.

 

[CyberPitz]

it said he had half a bottle

Isn't a 1/3rd less than a 1/2?

I fail to understand the complexity of the question.

 

[TCfromBN]

Isn't a 1/3rd less than a 1/2?

I fail to understand the complexity of the question.

If a man walks into a bar with half a bottle of Whisky and comes out with third of the bottle empty, does this mean he pissed in it?

As in the bottle is 2/3 full.


Edit: Yay #1000

D: my life is wasting away here on hl2.net

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You are a waste of life.

 

[TCfromBN]

You are a waste of life.

<3

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[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

I bet you drank that guy's bottle of piss. Sick ****.

 

[Bad^Hat]

As in the bottle is 2/3 full.

If that's how you want to interpret it. It only said it was 1/3rd empty, leading you on to assume the rest was full, but a bottle can be both 1/3 empty and 1/2 empty at the same time, you're just not accounting for the emptiness inbetween. Therefore, it's no more full when he walks out.

 

[TCfromBN]

But, how can the liquid occupy two different exact amounts at the same time?

 

[Absinthe]

If you're raking the leaves and they're getting all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy!

 

[TCfromBN]

Huh?

 

[Cole]

If you say 1/3 empty you are implying: exactly 1/3 empty. You must use at least or at most.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Exactly, it's implied. It's a play on words, the lowest form of riddle, they don't respond to reason