Your A-HOLE is surprisingly flexible

[CptStern]

A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot.

"I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends, like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon," he told the local newspaper, the Whakatane Beacon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084

 

[soulslicer]

Wow, that must be a pain the butt...

 

[CptStern]

nah he's blowing it out of proportion

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Why do I have a boner?

 

[Remus]

God damn Stern, where do you find this stuff?

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, sure. He just happened to fall on a compressed air hose and it got jammed up in there. Worst excuse ever.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

At least Allen Ginsberg admitted to putting the toilet plunger handle up his ass.

 

[CptStern]

hey, people fall onto gerbils all the time

 

[Darkside55]

Somewhere on the internet, thousands of balloon fetishists just blew their hoses.

 

[morgs]

Heard about this on the radio, he's in pretty good spirits considering, if it'd pierced him anywhere else it probably would have killed him. Also I'm sure no one really believes he did it on purpose.

 

[Vegeta897]

Somewhere on the internet, thousands of balloon fetishists just blew their hoses.

Balloon fetishism is totally different than inflation fetishism. For shame, DS.

 

[Yuri]

veggie, you are ****ing weird

Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.

favorite quote from this article or any article ever. but i agree, the guys is probably full of hot air.

 

[Robbo]

Pull my finger

 

[PorkPi]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Vegeta897]

veggie, you are ****ing weird

I find both of them utterly retarded, but at least I know what I'm talking about.

 

[GreatEmperor]

Dont judge him too harshly he may have stuck the pipe up his ass, but he swears he did not inhale