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[Darkside55]

+1, Sinko.

 

[Emporius]

On July 4, 1776, King George III of Great Britain wrote in his diary: "Nothing of Importance Happened Today".

 

[Pesmerga]

I shot a man in Reno



just to watch him die.

 

[Zeus]

I had state troopers following me the whole drive to school. It sucked

 

[Druckles]

I shot a man in Reno



just to watch him die.

*starts strumming*

I heear the train a-coming...

 

[Phobie]

An indian guy hit me with a baseball bat once. True.

 

[Druckles]

I got accused of being racist in Primary School because I called some guy about three years older than me Batman. D:

****ing stupid stupid people.

 

[Darkside55]

An indian guy hit me with a baseball bat once. True.

Was it because you told him he had too many servants?

sorry couldn't help it

I got accused of being racist in Primary School because I called some guy about three years older than me Batman. D:

I love this story.

 

[Druckles]

You know, up until this day I had always sworn I was right... that I wasn't being racist.

But, sat here now, doubt has drifted upon my mind...

 

[Darkside55]

I gotta know, what race was the guy you called Batman?

 

[Druckles]

I believe, as far as I can recall, he was Indian. But he could have been Muslim D: