Recent content by Navaha

I won't cry, I'll do something productive, such as say mean things about VALVe on every forum I go to... ...That's not very productive, never mind. :laugh:

I wouldn't be suprised if you can aquire the Gravity Gun on the Borialis, however, unless they're careful, it could break the game. *Shrug*

The Wolf is Loose - Mastodon *Flees back into the shadows*

No, we need thousands of them, and we need to make them work for us. :P

...RFID? What's that?

Americans hate penises. :laugh: The skin underneath the foreskin toughens up a bit after circumcision, for some unknown reason.

You'll take my foreskin when you cut it from my corpse!!! ...Wait, I'm cut... ...Never mind.

:bounce: How so?

...You said the Freeman, you're obviously not Freeman, but a Vortigaunt in disguise. :laugh:

That would be my guess. BTW, what's with the showering threads? :bounce:

I feel like someone just injected my EYES with cooking oil. IT BURNS!!!

Ever since Halo 2, I hate cliffhangers. :P

I frankly don't care either way if I see Gordon in-game or not. However, considering all the shit he's gone through without showering or even changing clothes, he probably looks like hell. :rolleyes: On a different note, does it bother anyone else that Gordon Freeman has friends when he never...

Everyone's better than Lara. Your post in invalid. :bounce: If they don't buy Half Life 3 because Alyx isn't in it, they're obviously not really fans anyway. >_< I mean, I'd be pissed if she wasn't in it, but I'd still buy it. :upstare:

Please save us? :(