A few theories about the Gman

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I think that Gman come from the future and he worked at the black mesa and then that was an important test like in HL1 but gman have done it and the was a giant explosion and gman come to the Past.
 
I think that Gman come from the future

Lies.

and he worked at the black mesa

Lies.

then that was an important test like in HL1 but gman have done it and the was a giant explosion and gman come to the Past.
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Sulkdodds said:
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Keep up the good work. :D

Surely a theory has to be more than "I think that G-Man is is a man who is gay lol GAY MAN lolol"
 
Can you repeat your theory in English please ????
 
Wow, I must say that this theory is certainly original and consistent with everything we have so far learned. Where can I get a full copy of the manuscript behind your theory?
 
GMAN is form the PAST of EARTH that is why you never see him driving an HORSELESS CARRIAGE.

G-MEN froze himself BENEATH the desert and now his GHOST haunts the SPOOKY BASE.
 
Then they DUG HIM OUT OF THE ICE and uncovered a SHAPE-SHIFTING NIGHTMARE which continued to TURN THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER until all that was left was KURT RUSSEL and SOME BLACK GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF.
 
the word theory is thrown around a lot these days...
 
Sulkdodds said:
Then they DUG HIM OUT OF THE ICE and uncovered a SHAPE-SHIFTING NIGHTMARE which continued to TURN THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER until all that was left was KURT RUSSEL and SOME BLACK GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF.

Then they made a cool game of it that was set a few months later! it was called... The thingie.
 
omg wtf G-man = Gordon Freeman OMG WTF!!!!

And G-man IS from the future! It's liek, when they made the pr0ntal he got zapped into the past and viola, he tried to stop it all and now he helps himself x2 to try it out and he has a baby called Alyxia from his wife called Alyx, which you'll all have experienced (not sexually) in-game OMFG


(ps. i work at valve)
 
I think someone else said this...

G-Man is a literature device used to enthrall idiots in staying hooked on the story.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Then they DUG HIM OUT OF THE ICE and uncovered a SHAPE-SHIFTING NIGHTMARE which continued to TURN THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER until all that was left was KURT RUSSEL and SOME BLACK GUY I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF.
And then the BANNED pointless CAPITALISATION in the forums because that was GMANS TRUE PLAN!
 
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