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The amount of bugs make the game scary but absolutely hilarios at the same time. It's a game I play at my wit's end.Gargantou said:It seems almost every ****ing orc says "Stop talking to me!!" in the end, it's hilarious.. It's even more fun when it's the ORC that starts the conversation!
AHAAHAHAAAAAA that is the funniest thing evar. Clueless! It's like they constantly have a blonde moment!Jintor said:I got attacked by bandits outside one of the towns and two guards rode up and started wailing on them. After they'd beaten them to death, one got back on his horse and the other knelt down by the body and said "Still Warm. The Killer must be close".
Jintor said:Ah, so true... the radiant AI is great. I got attacked by bandits outside one of the towns and two guards rode up and started wailing on them. After they'd beaten them to death, one got back on his horse and the other knelt down by the body and said "Still Warm. The Killer must be close".
Jintor said:Ah, so true... the radiant AI is great. I got attacked by bandits outside one of the towns and two guards rode up and started wailing on them. After they'd beaten them to death, one got back on his horse and the other knelt down by the body and said "Still Warm. The Killer must be close".
Another time I found two Foresters attempting to kill a deer that was between them... and shooting each other.
CookieCuttah said:I once shot city swimmer in the face and apparently no one had noticed, but I roleplayed my char anyhow and was like. >.> <.< *Drags her off into the sewer system and throws her in there, then throws stuff in to make it look like she died of an item avalanche.*
Oh yeah, I once murdered one of those dogs while she was walking them. She took it pretty well, the guard asked me to pay 5 gold for it though. I was like "Wtf? She doesn't even care!" so I just reloaded the game and didn't touch the minge bag.
NOOOOOOOO my precious!!Minerel said:*Sneak Attacks Fex Ex guy and steals Oblivion"
Hahaha I will take your copy for ransom!!
I want, 1....million dollars!!! plus handling.
OMG that is hilarious!Unfocused said:Yesterday I heard something like this in an Inn:
Ogre (starts talking to a barmaid): I've killed worse than you!
Barmaid: I like it here. Friendly folk, don't you think?
Ogre: Sure!
UR TEH EVIL!!!!!Teta_Bonita said:NOOOOOOOO my precious!!
*Opens oblivion gate in Minerel's basement*
nub!
btw this game rocks! :bounce:
What did he he do? Hang you up by your testicles?The Monkey said:You know that guy in the Thieves Guild that you sell stolen goods to? Well before I joined the guild I needed some fun, so I robbed some houses. Then I found out that one of the Hourses I had robbed was actually his, the thief's.
He was asleep.drunkymonkey said:What did he he do? Hang you up by your testicles?
Oh well.The Monkey said:He was asleep.
The Monkey said:There was this thieves quest, where you stealing a bust and then when you return there are gurds everywhere, lloking for that bust So I was standing next to two guards when another member of the guild came up to me and told me everything about the quest, right infront of the guards.
No, they stared at me for a while and then kept asking around for the bust that they had just found out I possessed.xlucidx said:And the guards didn't do anything?!