Anal sex doesn't violate Purity, according to the Bible

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That is interesting.

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L. O. L.

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A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord.
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ROTFL
 
This is epic.

Druckles said:
The Greek, yes. And it's exactly as he describes. Even if I write a statement in English now and in 2000 years time no-one speaks it, it would still be the statement I wrote, and as obscure as I write it.

The obscurity of the text is added to from the civilization difference. For all we know, Civilisations back then could have used metaphors to describe everything! "Jesus turned water into wine" could have meant "Jesus had some Evian which tasted almost as good as wine".

Further, translating the bible directly just makes you sound silly. There are things in there which people nowadays assume was meant to be abstract from the fact that they disagree with science or common sense. So how far does that abstraction go?
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But it just reinforces my point.
 
Oh you have got to be kidding. D:
A Christian couple can use fisting to build trust and intimacy between them, as well as strengthening their relationship with the Lord.
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I'm sure that all their going to strenghten is their arm muscles...




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"O God, God of our ancestors, are you not God in heaven above and ruler of all kingdoms below? You hold all power and might in your fist.” (2 Chronicles 20:6)

”You open Your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing.” (Psalms 145:16)
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I can't believe anyone is dumb enough to think... oh, fisting is ok now! Wow! Let's all interpret the bible differently!
 
Thank God for the Blessing of Masturbation
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To be honest, some of those titles and section names sound like something a hardcore porn movie featuring cloistered nuns in the middle of nowhere would bear as title.
 
Yeah but, all those things are not cool anymore if they are bible approved...
 
Ah yes, the fist: the atheist's nightmare.

"Look at how perfectly his fist fits into my rectum! This is definite proof that the fist was designed by an intelligent designer to fit perfectly into someone else's rectum.... after lubricant."
 
Isn't BDSM a reenactment of what the romans did to jesus?
 
That website is so dense in lulz, it may create a lul singularity
 
so the bible is now the competition of the kamasutra?
 
I'm going to show this site to my pastor. Hopefully then he will love me for who I am.
 
Now now, if you follow standard lolling procedures, everything will be fine...
 
Sulkdodds doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional lollergist.
 
Oh god it's a
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