Anyone seen this hl2 review

[jimbo118]

http://www.videogamessuck.com/article128.html

nutjobs :rolling:

 

[Ennui]

Yeah, I remember someone linked to that last year. It's actually pretty funny, especially the part where he says Gordon can throw the crowbar like Xena, have it ricochet off the walls and kill someone, then catch it with his ass.

 

[63]

All reviews should be like this: "Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ***ing throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS."

 

[jimbo118]

lol the reviewer is nuts as are all their reviews,lol check out their doom 3 review

 

[jimbo118]

All reviews should be like this: "Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ***ing throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS."

lol,you should read a few more,their pretty funny as are the user comments

quote:
"This is where the game ****ing shines like a cop's car lights on black guy. "

"This added with the vehicles you can hit a ramp blow over some guys hit a barrel have it go flying and kill 2 other guys all while spraying bullets at some **** in a helicopter. BOOYA BITCH FUCING OWNED."

 

[Lahire149]

"Gabe + Computer + Buckets of Chicken wings = Best Game ever 11/10"

lol

 

[ríomhaire]

Use the link thats on it to go to the Deux Ex 2 review.

 

[CREMATOR666]

OMG ****ing kick ass! Your ass is ******* and ******* blow a ****ing load into your ***. This guy obviously talk street :|

 

[G-Dub]

Use the link thats on it to go to the Deux Ex 2 review.

lol definately! :cheers:

 

[Sparta]

lol i love those reviews.

 

[Ren.182]

I don't think he likes HL2 much...

 

[ríomhaire]

I don't think he likes HL2 much...

Did you read it?

 

[Danimal]

The sequel to the best game ever made AND HOLY ****ING SHIT IT KICKS MY ASS OUT OF MY THROAT AND CHOKES ME WITH IT. THIS GAME ****ING ROCKS MY TESTICLES IN A KNOT.

I think he likes it.

 

[jimbo118]

I think he likes it.

you shoud read his hl2vshalo2 article,the doom3 review and far cry 1 are great too,also sexy beach 2 :O

 

[Danimal]

HL2 vs Halo2

HL2 wins but Halo is still a good game.

 

[bvasgm]

"Don't let the screenshots fool you, the graphics in this game suck huge inflatable penis." That's all you really need to read to get the jist of the Deus Ex 2 review. Anyone know if this is supposed to be a serious game review site..or is it some kind of joke? Seriously...huge..inflatable...penis?

 

[we11er]

Hahaha great reviews

 

[Black Mesa corp]

I like the review, its well funny and hes bluming right about it all. Such a damn good game, everyone agree

 

[PhaTox]

Use the link thats on it to go to the Deux Ex 2 review.

u know what? he`s right. the game utterly sucks.

 

[Ennui]

u know what? he`s right. the game utterly sucks.

it really does, it's nowhere NEAR as good as Deus Ex.

edit: for anyone that doubts he likes hl2:
http://www.videogamessuck.com/article136.html

 

[trizzm]

haha wow. i just read his game of the year awards and wow hahaha he is my new favorite reviewer since the filthy critic guy.

 

[slaze]

hehe that review is funny.alot of dirty things in there

 

[jimbo118]

One problem is though i noticed when im diving and then i blow someones penis off and payne catches it with his mouth and smokes it like a cigar

lol in relation to max payne 2

 

[Ennui]

he's the maddox of gaming.

 

[SenorDingDong]

that max payne quote alone deserves a spot in bookmark for that site.

 

[Sid Burn]

Hmm... no. never seen that review. But I like the way the reviewer reviewed it! :smoking:

 

[Ennui]

I've been a fan of that site for quite some time now...

 

[Bait]

http://www.videogamessuck.com/article82.html

Scorpion one is good.

 

[PhaTox]

to be honest:
Sometimes he uses so many bad words that the context of what he wants to say is harder to understand....
i am from germany and here we are a little more relaxed about such language, but i think it is a matter of dosage....use those words sometime to make your point clear to everybody...;-)
but if you overdo it, the effect will wear off.
this is somewhat sad, because this guy essentially is a good reviewer that has a sharp whit and his criticism is true and correct....

 

[Unimita]

Is it me or does that review show more than any game magazine? .

 

[Jintor]

It's, like, fan opinion. Sorta. He dosn't advertise on his site, so it probably does show more than game mags.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Reminds me of 'Real Ultimate Power' in the writing style, only with less Ninjas. I approve, though. He likes Doom 3 AND HL2. Now that's a true gamer.

-Angry Lawyer