Article: The Meaning Of Half-Life!

[we11er]

http://www.halflife2.net/index.php?page=article_meaning

LOL.

I don't know if many people have stumbled across this hl2.net article, but it's pretty damn weird. Certainly worth reading though, if only for the mock prayer at the end:

In the beginning there was the word, and the word was Valve. Then Valve said, let there be life, and there was life, and Valve looked at the life, and saw that it was half, and it was good.
May crowbar, the gun and the holy hand grenade now be always with us. Go now into the world to spread the Gabe tiding and good Newell’s. In the name of our Lombardi we pray:
Our Valve, who art in development,
Half-life be thy game,
thy combine come,
thy PHL be done,
on Earth as it is in Xen.
Give us this day, our daily mod,
and protect us from cheaters.
For thine is the Kleiner,
the physics and the story,
for Eli and Alex,

Freeman.

Genius!

 

[jmjneary]

half-life is a mathmatical term used in lines of decay when dealing with radioactive materials