Babies.

[Raziaar]

My brother, cousins and I have always been used as a source of slave labor growing up. It's like a running gag in the family, only unlike traditional running gags, it isn't funny at all.

 

[Cheomesh]

I'm sorry, honey. I knew I should've told you right when we met that I didn't want kids, but you were just so excited about starting a family and I just didn't know what to say... It wasn't my intention to tell you like this, but I've been on the pill the entire time we've been trying. I knew I couldn't keep a secret up much longer, with you insisting that we go to the doctor and everything... I don't know. I'm sorry.

You're not my type

 

[Pesmerga]

Having children is my number one goal in life.

Quite.

 

[watermonster]

I want to have around two kids when I finish uni and settle down well.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I'd like to have kids in the future. For science experiments and such :naughty:

 

[soulslicer]

Kids: Raise em' well and never have financial problems..

 

[Kula Meenur]

By applying a crow bar like gordon in your avatar? For discipline purposes of course

 

[lePobz]

An update to my previous post (slightly on topic)

My sister had her baby 'Annabel' at 6am this morning :cheers:

 

[Phobie]

My sister had her baby 'Annabel' at 6am this morning :cheers:

Aww, massive massive congratulations! Annabel is a beautiful name, too.

You's a unkul!

 

[lePobz]

You's a unkul!

An uncle four times over. Just a few weeks ago my other sister had a son, and a few weeks before that, my brothers wife had another daughter.

Like I said ... Babies everywhere!



I want babies

 

[Phobie]

Oh man, babies EVERYWHERE! Well congratulations again, then!

 

[Cheomesh]

An uncle four times over. Just a few weeks ago my other sister had a son, and a few weeks before that, my brothers wife had another daughter.

Like I said ... Babies everywhere!



I want babies

Wait till they're old enough to get monies as presents.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Well, my aunt's pregnant.

 

[el Chi]

/el Chi enters thread
Erm, just in case anyone hasn't said this yet:
"Well I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one!"
*Buddu-tsssh!*
/el Chi leaves thread

 

[Druckles]

My sister's getting married this year.

Babies are sure to follow :S

I wouldn't personally plauge the world with my spawn. I hate myself too much to inflict someone with the responsibility of being my child, and have a distate for life and wouldn't want them to experience the same.

 

[Asuka]

a. NOT ANYTIME SOON!!!

Plus they scare the shit out of me, they look like ALIENS!!!

 

[el Chi]

I was talking to a midwife-in-training yesterday about th birth process and the idea that there is a person in someone's body, ready and waiting to grow really is mind-bending. It's wonderful too.

 

[Tyguy]

i want a baby so i have something to punt in the off season

 

[noQ]

Too much positivity in this thread.

SNAP

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What are you sneaky snakes up to? Talking about them babies I see well you don't really want them that's right you liar liars you don't want babies you just want their souls. Oh I'm just being a joker jackal I want one to.

 

[Cheomesh]

Too much positivity in this thread.

SNAP

Ah, yes, VHEMT...why have they not died out yet?