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Some jackass was trying to get my Steam account information over Xfire. I thought I'd have a little fun with him.

cc: hey do u want any free steam games
Qonf: uh how so
cc: i made a patch with all the gcd fiiles
Qonf: oh kick ass
cc: yer i no
cc: i ahve already gave some games to my friends and they love it
cc: so u want some
cc: ???
Qonf: yeah dude
cc: ok
cc: well i do the installing
cc: so if u trust me i will need your steam account details
cc: i can do it on the one u r on now if u like
cc: but i must warn you the account must have games on it already so steam noes they are real games
cc: so u still want games
Qonf: i dont know if i can trust you man
Qonf: like i dont know you
cc: mate u can trust me i dont do any stupid things to peoples accoun
cc: i no how much people dont want things happening
cc: but i no i wont do anything
cc: any game on steam account u were just on for free
Qonf: what about up coming games?
cc: i get them when they come out
cc: i only have the ones that r out now
cc: but when the new games come out i tell u over xfire
Qonf: there are some pretty sweet games coming out
Qonf: yeah ok
cc: ok
cc: kool
cc: how many steam account do u have
Qonf: only one... all of my stuff's on there
cc: kool
cc: all i ned now is ur steam name and pass
Qonf: what about all the other games?
Qonf: like all of the non valve related stuff?
cc: ok
cc: yer ok kool
cc: no problem
cc: well now for me to continue with the game installing i will need your account infomation so i can give u the games
cc: ??
Qonf: well, the gcds will be there, but they'll just sit there right?
Qonf: i mean it'll be locked
cc: no its the full game u can play it online a
Qonf: even on all the multiplayer servers?
Qonf: seems too good to be true
cc: dont worry its really good
cc: try it
cc: u wont be dissappointed
cc: ?
Qonf: well, see like... i would... but i love everything on steam... and it'd be my life you'd be taking away if you did anything to it... one time this guy tried to steal my account, i know him from school, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
cc: wow thats bad
cc: sorry to hear that
cc: but mate i dont steal accounts
Qonf: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
cc: ...
Qonf: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Qonf: Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
<This user is now offline>
 
Qonf: well, see like... i would... but i love everything on steam... and it'd be my life you'd be taking away if you did anything to it... one time this guy tried to steal my account, i know him from school, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
cc: wow thats bad
cc: sorry to hear that
cc: but mate i dont steal accounts
****ing LOL
 
Ahahahahahha.

That is pure gold.


I wonder, has anyone thought of making a new account to give to the guy just as some bait?
 
hahaha one of the better phish baiting posts I've seen, I cracked up
 
haha! Thats the same guy that vegeta got too. That guy is getting owned by hl2.net
 
Ah, winding up crazy people. The gentleman's sport.
 
Wow, he tried me yesterday too. I didn't say anything postworthy though. :(
 
How does he get people's Xfire accounts?
A good question.

Gentlemen, it seems we have a betrayer among us. Someone on this forum...is a SPY!

Drama_prairie_dog.gif
 
Someone did the same to me, I can't believe they would steal accounts, it's so lame.

@Sulk: Friends of friends are usually the culprits, I turned that feature off since so many nobs were wanting my account information.
 
Next time someone tries to phish you ask for his name and phone number in exchange for your account details.
 
Resistance is futile, we shall a simulate you all into the sissy collective.


:bonce:
 
That was awesome. :D

Did you happen to get his xfire account name?
 
I need a site to direct people to who do this like:
A: Hey guy do u want unlumited games on stream?
B: Uh, sure. How do you do it?
A: well I give u all dese cracked GCFs with the gaems on.
B: Wait, are you using the hai2u crack?
A: [Either says] yeah dood, do u now it?
[or] no wat is it?
B: www.*site-which-won't-be-mentioned-here*.com
A: AARGH MY EYES!
 
Great idea, Dek.

Sadly, he logged off just like in the log, and I closed the window since I had all of it in Stiggy's MSN. He must've just deleted me from his list so that I couldn't see him online.

Thanks for all the wins! :D ...I couldn't just say **** off and let him go. :)
 
[15:38] xilwaB: hi i made new mod 4 steam it gives all games
[15:38] Phish me!: I don't care.
[15:38] xilwaB: w
[15:38] xilwaB: t
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] Phish me!: wtf
[15:38] Phish me!: I can get all the games myself.
[15:38] xilwaB: but
[15:38] xilwaB: it also
[15:38] Phish me!: Unlike you, I have a well-paying job.
[15:38] xilwaB: disables vac
[15:38] xilwaB: so
[15:39] xilwaB: u can hack n stuff
[15:39] Phish me!: Why would I want to hack?
[15:39] Phish me!: shh uninstalling something called windows xp
[15:39] xilwaB: it uses my advanced algorithmic depremifier to disable the submodular distone compressor
[15:40] <This user is now online>
[15:40] Phish me!: :|
[15:40] xilwaB: it uses my advanced algorithmic depremifier to disable the submodular distone compressor which in turn disables the vac subkernel dll injection process mainframe
[15:40] xilwaB: k
[15:41] Phish me!: After seeing those big words, I've become powerless... ok heres my info
[15:41] xilwaB: k
[15:41] Phish me!: name : hl2rules
pw : gaben
[15:41] xilwaB: k h.o
[15:41] xilwaB: DEMODIFYING THE TRON DISTONERS
[15:41] Phish me!: k
[15:41] xilwaB: wtf i cant log in
[15:41] xilwaB: u lier
[15:41] Phish me!: osry
[15:41] Phish me!: wrong name
[15:41] Phish me!: hl2rulz
[15:42] xilwaB: k
[15:42] xilwaB: activating menuguide2007 algorithm
[15:42] Phish me!: k
[15:42] Phish me!: wait wtf i just got logged off
[15:42] Phish me!: WTF
[15:42] Phish me!: WTF!!!!1
[15:42] xilwaB: LOL U NUB
[15:42] Phish me!: OMG
[15:42] xilwaB: I AM DA ULTIMATE PHISHER
[15:42] xilwaB: I PWN YOU
[15:42] xilwaB: HA
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: AHAHH
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: A
[15:42] xilwaB: HAH
[15:42] xilwaB: H
[15:42] xilwaB: A
[15:42] Phish me!: You just hacked the FBI's account.
[15:42] Phish me!: btw
[15:42] xilwaB: WTF
[15:42] xilwaB: wtf i her a helicoptr
[15:42] xilwaB: shit
[15:43] xilwaB: ofuk theres a van outside my window
[15:43] xilwaB: brb
[15:43] xilwaB: fbi
[15:43] Phish me!: k
[15:43] xilwaB: shit i heard my door exploding
[15:43] Phish me!: wtf
[15:43] xilwaB: f*ck i hear footste-
[15:43] <This user is now offline>
 
[15:38] xilwaB: hi i made new mod 4 steam it gives all games
[15:38] Phish me!: I don't care.
[15:38] xilwaB: w
[15:38] xilwaB: t
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] xilwaB: f
[15:38] Phish me!: wtf
[15:38] Phish me!: I can get all the games myself.
[15:38] xilwaB: but
[15:38] xilwaB: it also
[15:38] Phish me!: Unlike you, I have a well-paying job.
[15:38] xilwaB: disables vac
[15:38] xilwaB: so
[15:39] xilwaB: u can hack n stuff
[15:39] Phish me!: Why would I want to hack?
[15:39] Phish me!: shh uninstalling something called windows xp
[15:39] xilwaB: it uses my advanced algorithmic depremifier to disable the submodular distone compressor
[15:40] <This user is now online>
[15:40] Phish me!: :|
[15:40] xilwaB: it uses my advanced algorithmic depremifier to disable the submodular distone compressor which in turn disables the vac subkernel dll injection process mainframe
[15:40] xilwaB: k
[15:41] Phish me!: After seeing those big words, I've become powerless... ok heres my info
[15:41] xilwaB: k
[15:41] Phish me!: name : hl2rules
pw : gaben
[15:41] xilwaB: k h.o
[15:41] xilwaB: DEMODIFYING THE TRON DISTONERS
[15:41] Phish me!: k
[15:41] xilwaB: wtf i cant log in
[15:41] xilwaB: u lier
[15:41] Phish me!: osry
[15:41] Phish me!: wrong name
[15:41] Phish me!: hl2rulz
[15:42] xilwaB: k
[15:42] xilwaB: activating menuguide2007 algorithm
[15:42] Phish me!: k
[15:42] Phish me!: wait wtf i just got logged off
[15:42] Phish me!: WTF
[15:42] Phish me!: WTF!!!!1
[15:42] xilwaB: LOL U NUB
[15:42] Phish me!: OMG
[15:42] xilwaB: I AM DA ULTIMATE PHISHER
[15:42] xilwaB: I PWN YOU
[15:42] xilwaB: HA
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: AHAHH
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: AH
[15:42] xilwaB: A
[15:42] xilwaB: HAH
[15:42] xilwaB: H
[15:42] xilwaB: A
[15:42] Phish me!: You just hacked the FBI's account.
[15:42] Phish me!: btw
[15:42] xilwaB: WTF
[15:42] xilwaB: wtf i her a helicoptr
[15:42] xilwaB: shit
[15:43] xilwaB: ofuk theres a van outside my window
[15:43] xilwaB: brb
[15:43] xilwaB: fbi
[15:43] Phish me!: k
[15:43] xilwaB: shit i heard my door exploding
[15:43] Phish me!: wtf
[15:43] xilwaB: f*ck i hear footste-
[15:43] <This user is now offline>

The earth would explode because of too much win.
 
Would be funnier if it was real....
 
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