Birthday Bash

[AmishSlayer]

Ok...it's officially my 21st birthday. Since all bars in this town turn away people that JUST have their 21st birthday at midnight to avoid "Power Hours" I got kicked out of the bar I was at after just one drink. A friend of mine and I have the same birthday and our friends are getting a party limo tomorrow night and we are gonna tear it up.

Here's the deal:

I wanna make a toast at some point in the night that is preferably funny or just plain awesome - Any good toasts you know? I know of one.

Any other general suggestions about the party and how to get the ladies to do naughty things because it's my birthday? I have some ideas but the more the better.

 

[ailevation]

Just get smashed, let things turn out "with the flow" always best that way. Don't plan it out! Too much expectations will arise!

 

[CyberPitz]

Just get smashed, let things turn out "with the flow" always best that way. Don't plan it out! Too much expectations will arise!

Truth. Hopefully on my 21's birthday I will go to a strip club, drink some beers, ride around, and hopefully get laid. I don't dare go to the bars around here...skanky shit is all we have. Ick. I dunno, maybe 1 or 2 are nice.

Anyway, just let things go. You'll get laid more than likely, girls for some reason are attracted to that 21 on your status...or is it your wallet? I forget..

 

[kaf11]

I agree with ailevation. You should be having too much of a good to plan anything out.

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good time.

 

[Raziaar]

I may get flamed for this... but I really hate the fact that people, upon turning 21 have one goal in mind. To get stupid drunk. Seems kind of lowbrow to me.

But then again, I don't drink before 21, nor will I drink to get drunk after 21.

On my 21st birthday, what I'm looking forward to is the legal gambling, not the drinking.

 

[Glirk Dient]

When I turn 21...I will probally buy myself a cake and eat it. Yep...the whole thing.

 

[Greatgat]

When I turn 21...I will probally buy myself a cake and eat it. Yep...the whole thing.

You... are... a... GOD.

I mean, WOW. The whole thing?

 

[Glirk Dient]

You... are... a... GOD.

I mean, WOW. The whole thing?

I know...I will have a diabetic coma to prove it as well!

 

[xombine]

I ate a big red candle.

Happy Birthday, enjoy it. You're just one year closer to death.

 

[AntiAnto]

When I turn 18, I won't drink nor do any of those unethical activities. I will just probably smoke a big joint with my friends.

 

[Que-Ever]

When I turn 21, I'll probably wake up late, and my mom will tell me happy birthday, give em a sort of watch or something for a present, and tell me to get out of the house.








and I will refuse.

 

[Evo]

Just say

"I really, really, my god i really ****in love you all"

then you should fall into something, preferably a swimming pool, or some cake....mmmm cake

 

[JNightshade]

On your 21st birthday, you should spontaneously generate wings, then fly through the sky nude, dropping excrement on the elderly! At least, that's what I'd do.

 

[ailevation]

When I turn 21...I will probally buy myself a cake and eat it. Yep...the whole thing.

I've tried eating a whole cheesecake package thingy my mom bought once. There was like 12 pieces in all, I managed to eat half.. I felt reeal bad and my cholesterol level probably skyrocketed.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Haha, you have to be 21.

 

[Greatgat]

Haha, you have to be 21.

If I wasn't 25, I'd be offended. Now hang your head in shame for making all the young'uns feel bad!

 

[Danimal]

You old piece of shit! I was going to suggest the falling into cake. :/