Can't... Sleep!

Birth Certificate..... cause for lost sleep....?


DOES NOT COMPUTE
 
15357 said:
Birth Certificate..... cause for lost sleep....?


DOES NOT COMPUTE

Well, see, if I lose that certificate, I can't prove my age, right? I can't get a job, or go to college...
 
Or buy alcohol, that helps you sleep.
 
99.vikram said:
Well, see, if I lose that certificate, I can't prove my age, right? I can't get a job, or go to college...

.....

Um, doesn't your goverment have you on the list of citizens? Like state/social security?
 
Jintor said:
Or buy alcohol, that helps you sleep.
Unless if you want to feel like you just had a shovel shoved up back of your head in morning, then yes.
 
15357 said:
Um, doesn't your goverment have you on the list of citizens? Like state/social security?

No. And I don't even pay taxes yet, so officially, I would not exist...I think :eek:
 
Well, they can't make you pay taxes unless they know you exist....
 
I don't try and fight the fact I can't get sleep, I wait until I'm forced to wake up earlier, force myself to stay awake, and then sleep at the appropriate time that night.
 
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