Confessions online.

[hool10]

Saw this on CNN, http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/03/13/online.confessions/index.html, and decided to visit the site:
http://ivescrewedup.com/
The confessions are dripping of win:

Weston, FL 19 began looking at porn through the scrambled channels aroung 6th grade, and after the internet came into our home it got worse. This has hurt my walk with the Lord so much. After every time I say \"never again\" but it happens again. I was just looking five minutes ago and in desperation looked for a site and found this one.

Miami, FL 14 i masturbate way to much and im finding it hard to stop. im having sextual disires all the time and its getting in the way of my everyday life.

 

[yakuruto]

Which one is yours?

 

[Seppo]

i masturbate a lot but it doesn't get in the way of my life

 

[Shakermaker]

beverly.nj 43
I CHANGED MY SEX


How did he/she keep that a secret?

 

[Darkside55]

Oh look, it's an uglier version of grouphug where the text is in a frame cramed off to the far right corner of the page.

 

[Bad^Hat]

http://grouphug.us/ is better.

Seriously. Just loaded it up and the very first one is:

I got into an argument with my girlfriend about the theoretical existence of nondissociated carbonic acid in the blood stream, instead of H+ and HCO3-…..can’t we just do normal stuff? Like f*ck?

 

[Seppo]

i argue about that every day

 

[Vegeta897]

Booooring. Get me some horrible disgusting ones plox. I could top these without even trying.

 

[xcellerate]

here's one I was reading for a while

http://beta.grouphug.us/

 

[Darkside55]

http://beta.grouphug.us/confessions/888963668

Edit: Going through my grouphug file I thought I saved one that I liked to call, "The ultimate truth of grouphug," but I guess I didn't. Basically it went:

"No one wants to hear about who you're in love with, we're here to read about incest stories and things you shoved up your arse."

 

[Nomad]

Eww. Just eww.

 

[kineaesth]

Grouphug is better, meaning worse.

Oh, 'Enzorr'... Why did I ever make that avatar?

 

[JFry]

Is this a christian site or something? It seems like an unusually high number of people are talking about god. Anyway this one cracked me up:

HI MYCONFESSION IS I HED THIS IN FOR YEARS AND NOW I WANT TO CONFESS I SLEPT WITH MY SISTERS BABYDADDY AND ENDED UP GETTING PREGANANT BUY HIM AND I WAS MARRIED AT THIS TIME BUT MY HUSBAND WAS LOCKED UP HE ONLY HAD 2YRS BUT I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON I JUST GOT TO HAVE SEX BUT NOT WITH JUST ANYONE BUT ANYWAY I GOT A ABORTION BUT FOR A WHILE I WAS TELLING MY HUSBAND WHILE HE WAS LOCKED UP THAT THE BABY WAS HIS BUT I HAD JUST DECIDED TO GET A ABORTION CAUSE I COULDNT FACE TELLING MY SISTER THAT I WAS PREGANANT BY HER KIDS DAD AND THEN HER BABYDAD WANTED HER BACK SO HE CONFESSED THAT ME AND HIM HAD SEX AND I WAS PREGANT BY HIM AND I WAS STILL IN DENIAL SO SHE ENDED UP SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND MOVED HIM IN HER HOME GOT PREGANT BY HIM MARRIED HIM AND NOW PREGANT AGAIN BY HIM AND I AM STILL IN DENIAL I STILL PRETEND SHE DID ME WRONG BUT REALY IN REALITY I WAS WRONG FIRST SO I CONFESS

 

[MJ12]

http://beta.grouphug.us/confessions/888963668

My favorite part about that one is that it starts off by saying "One time I ate a slice of pizza" and then never mentions the significance of the pizza again.

"I got into an argument with my girlfriend about the theoretical existence of nondissociated carbonic acid in the blood stream, instead of H+ and HCO3-…..can’t we just do normal stuff? Like f*ck?"

Okay, if you can have a girlfriend that demonstrates such an intelligence that she talks to you about such things, I think you've hit the jackpot. Science is sexy, intelligence is sexy.

 

[Higlac]

i masturbate a lot but it doesn't get in the way of my life

That goes great with your signature.

 

[Krynn72]

Is this a christian site or something? It seems like an unusually high number of people are talking about god. Anyway this one cracked me up:

Son of a bitch. I feel like I need to take a nap after struggling so hard to read that. People like that should be banned from the internet.

 

[Seppo]

Son of a bitch. I feel like I need to take a nap after struggling so hard to read that. People like that should be banned from the internet.

WHAT DO U MEAN OK U DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER I GO TOUCH MYSELF SO NO PROBLEM

 

[Remus]

Okay, if you can have a girlfriend that demonstrates such an intelligence that she talks to you about such things, I think you've hit the jackpot. Science is sexy, intelligence is sexy.

Intelligence is sexy, but having an argument over chemistry? :|
I hate chemistry...:frown:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Okay, if you can have a girlfriend that demonstrates such an intelligence that she talks to you about such things, I think you've hit the jackpot. Science is sexy, intelligence is sexy.

Unless she's fit and she knows it... except like, brain fit.

Along those lines, except not really - http://www.mil-millington.com/

Awesome site, if not relevant.

 

[Sedako]

From Grouphug:

"I got into an argument with my girlfriend about the theoretical existence of nondissociated carbonic acid in the blood stream, instead of H+ and HCO3-... can't we just do normal stuff? Like fuck?"

 

[thefiznut]

For confessions I prefer PostSecret.

 

[redruM]

"873086945

i got so drunk last night that i crapped my pants while i was sleeping. no one knew about it and never will. i wish i didnt get so drunk,sometimes."