Damn you, religion!

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A conversation with this girl I recently got together with:

"What's it say on that ring you're wearing?"

"It's my promise to God that I'm going to try and stay pure."

"Oh. Erm... that's really awesome..."


I do in fact really like her and it's not all about the sechs but talk about disappointing...
 
Dont make another religon thread plz.
Other threads need to be loved.
 
I'm pretty sure. She seems quite into the church thing, although I didn't think she was into it that much.
 
Celibacy promise rings. Sucks to be you, Jangle. I'd get out of there.
 
It kinda sucks to be you at the moment doesn't it Jangle ?
 
Sadly there's only one option for you:

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That's right. KILL JESUS.
 
It's cool, guys. I just need to get my hands on some proof that God doesn't exist.
 
Buy her a chastity belt, then when she wears it, SURPRISE SEX her and scream "IT DOESN'T WORK, BITCH!". It's a perfect plan.
 
I wonder exactly where, how, why and when the concept of 'don't have sex' started meaning 'pure'.

There was this chapel in Mordor...
 
Wonderful. Another "religion is the scourge of the world and all of its followers are idiots/Science FTW" thread.
 
Jangle said:
A conversation with this girl I recently got together with:

"What's it say on that ring you're wearing?"

"It's my promise to God that I'm going to try and stay pure."

"Oh. Erm... that's really awesome..."
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you should have said ..


"but that doesnt prevent you from performing oral right?"
 
Would you rather marry a virgin, or someone who has had just as much sex as you have?
 
wakiwaki said:
Would you rather marry a virgin, or someone who has had just as much sex as you have?
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would you want to marry someone and realize they have a box of cow tongues for a vagina? Might of known had they not been saving themselves for no reason.....
 
wakiwaki said:
Would you rather marry a virgin, or someone who has had just as much sex as you have?
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so 10 years into a marriage with a virgin the former virgin, who's only ever had you, starts to wonder what sex with other people is like

I wasnt a virgin when I was married, nor was my wife ..I have no desire to find out what sex with other people is like because I already know


to deny yourselves a big part of any relationship because some invisible guy in the sky says so is just stupid. Chastity is just a moronic way of controlling people's attitudes towards sex ..it's an aniquated notion that should be abolished along with burning witches and believing the earth is flat
 
But what if you really suck at sex and they know that they can get much better sex elsewhere.
 
wakiwaki said:
But what if you really suck at sex and they know that they can get much better sex elsewhere.
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and? and former virgins are somehow immune to this? look the only reason why anyone would support chastity (besides the obvious one) is because they want their partner to be chaste, it's not about them
 
wakiwaki said:
But what if you really suck at sex and they know that they can get much better sex elsewhere.
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So... what? So you have to lure people into marriage as a precaution that way your wife doesn't run off straight after your honeymoon?

Why would you want to be married to such a shallow bitch any way?
 
Probably not, but just because your partner doesn't know what they want, it doesn't mean that you can't just experiment in marriage to find out.
 
wakiwaki said:
Probably not, but just because your partner doesn't know what they want, it doesn't mean that you can't just experiment in marriage to find out.
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I dont see how this in any way relates to being a virgin before marriage
 
just get her drunk

its not sinning if you dont remember it happening
 
Samon said:
Still, it's nice to hear the truth every now and then.
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Truth is merely a point of view.

God's existence cannot be proved or disproved with science. Therefore, it is not truth that he does not exist.
 
leib10 said:
Truth is merely a point of view.

God's existence cannot be proved or disproved with science. Therefore, it is not truth that he does not exist.
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or conversely it's not true that he does exist? why waste your life on something that's not true?
 
leib10 said:
Truth is merely a point of view.

God's existence cannot be proved or disproved with science. Therefore, it is not truth that he does not exist.
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heeeeeeeere we go.....

Every time science disproves something in religion, religious people make some stupid excuse as to why they are wrong. Like dinosaur bones...."God put them there to test our faith"
 
wakiwaki said:
Probably not, but just because your partner doesn't know what they want, it doesn't mean that you can't just experiment in marriage to find out.
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Why can't you experiment beforehand?

Why are you so concerned about whether or not your partner has had sexual experience?

leib10 said:
God's existence cannot be proved or disproved with science. Therefore, it is not truth that he does not exist.
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In theory, you are correct. In practicality, it might as well be true that he doesn't exist. It's how we reach the same conclusion that unicorns and celestial teapots don't exist.
 
Absinthe said:
Why can't you experiment beforehand?

Why are you so concerned about whether or not your partner has had sexual experience?



In theory, you are correct. In practicality, it might as well be true that he doesn't exist. It's how we reach the same conclusion that unicorns and celestial teapots don't exist.
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Hollow Unicorns ;)

Dawkins ftw
 
leib10 said:
God's existence cannot be proved or disproved with science. Therefore, it is not truth that he does not exist.
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If you can't prove he exists, why even bother considering the possibility of his existence?


So Jangle, I've got it. What you ought to do is, since she's religious, you tell her that her religion says that there's always a possibility a virgin can miraculously get pregnant. But if you have sex, there's the same possibility, you just have a lot more fun with it. So ditch the ring.
 
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