Do you wake up with a boner?

Solaris said:
I have a theory, the penis errects during sleep and becomes an anteni to recieve dreams with.
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Yeah, women get better reception though as they have dual Radomes :naughty:
 
Sometimes...but my main "problem" is that i have it when i go TO SLEEP...or even, when i step on the bus to school...or eating dinner...or..or even when im doing homework...i must say...im very proud of my big friend ;)
 
Cormeh said:
Heh, morning glory is one of the highlights of being a bloke.
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Not when you've had to share a bed with a friend it's not.
 
every dude wakes up with morning boners 9/10 times.
 
Dr. Freeman said:
oh come on... im sure AL's fine with it :rolleyes: :naughty:
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Not a bit of it. I made him sleep in the shed until the roof collapsed. Now I feel the best place for him is under the stars. :P

Nah, I'd bum him really. In a real bed and everything.
 
el Chi said:
Not a bit of it. I made him sleep in the shed until the roof collapsed. Now I feel the best place for him is under the stars. :P

Nah, I'd bum him really. In a real bed and everything.
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:D bwahaha!
 
Quite often I do. Its completely natural.
 
Any time me and Chi are in the same city, there are sexy results. The repocussions can be felt as far as Belgium, where Beerdude26 looks up and goes "Holy crap there must be some really sexy results over in England!"

-Angry Lawyer
 
I feel those repercussions too, here in America. I wistfully gaze eastwards and wish I could be there too, helping create these so-called 'sexy results'.
 
This threat hasn't been locked but mine was locked so swiftly that I bet noone even had time to contemplate the idea of replying to it. Maybe if I had used the word boner instead of penis...
 
That teen forum is absolutely hilarious. I am willing to stake my life on the fact there is some 50 year old creep checking out the teen girls forum.

Anways, this thread is as redundant as asking "Did anyone notice the sky was blue?"
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
Your junk looks amazing because how warm your body is?

*googles other meanings of the word junk than mess*

nope, no clue what you just said :)
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Junk = Your penis and testicles, they hang lower when your body is warm and look amazing
 
Dalamari said:
Junk = Your penis and testicles, they hang lower when your body is warm and look amazing
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Another theory is that if you sleep face down, then gravity pulls your blood towards the lower parts of your body, hence the boner.
 
Lou said:
This threat hasn't been locked but mine was locked so swiftly that I bet noone even had time to contemplate the idea of replying to it. Maybe if I had used the word boner instead of penis...
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well, considering that you were talking about circumcision...this is talking about morning erections
 
Happens when i get up, or is delayed and get it on the way to college.... :|

And Lou, that other thread was oO
 
Your body gives a nightly erection to stop yourself wetting the bed.......

Wether or not i've drunk loads i wake up with a massive erection every morning that lasts about 3 hours if i don't get up.
 
Lou said:
This threat hasn't been locked but mine was locked so swiftly that I bet noone even had time to contemplate the idea of replying to it. Maybe if I had used the word boner instead of penis...
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Yours was rediculous. It was akin to "We all know boys have a penis. But I just found out that girls have a VAGINA!!!!"
 
I particularly enjoy falling asleep in class and after the bell rings find female friends to hug with a raging boner.
 
OvA said:
I particularly enjoy falling asleep in class and after the bell rings find female friends to hug with a raging boner.
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What do women do when they see, or in this case, feel a dressed man having an erection?
 
Lou said:
What do women do when they see, or in this case, feel a dressed man having an erection?
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Scream cooties and run away screaming. Also they all do this because all women's reactions are the same.
 
Lou said:
What do women do when they see, or in this case, feel a dressed man having an erection?
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Some of them like it lol. Others go wtf and point and scream. Not that I know though. But wear jeans a lot cuz if you get a boner in shorts especially those soft gym kind, your screwed.
 
madog said:
Some of them like it lol. Others go wtf and point and scream. Not that I know though. But wear jeans a lot cuz if you get a boner in shorts especially those soft gym kind, your screwed.
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Ugh...back in the day in gym class we used to wrestle and do wrestling games. This one kid got....excited. The torture he went through in the change room was horrifying.

Anyways, I still don't get the redundancy of this thread. To use another clever analogy: this thread is like asking "Does Bait ****ing rock or what?"
 
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