Email from a lawyer (funny as hell)

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BARRISTER WILLAMS CHENG
NO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,
TAMAN MELAKA RAYA
MALAYSIA
TEL: +60 12 2442893


I am Willams Cheng ,an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine, by name Mr Andrew Piggy, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Nineteen million dollars( US$19 million dollars) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposi tion offends your moral values,do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response.Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private EMAIL:([email protected]) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity.I look forward to your quick reply.
Best regards,
Willams Cheng
Attorney at Law

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Andrew Piggy. rofl.
 
That lawyer is so stupid. I would keep the money if I were him.
 
I've gotten hundreds of these types of emails. They'll eventually ask you for money if you play their game.
 
I say go with it for S&Gs. Then when they start asking you for money or anything, start asking for them to pose in so and so way, with a sign saying, "I love the Piggy's" while a fish is on their head. I did that once, and hilarity ensued.
 
I've gotten hundreds of these types of emails. They'll eventually ask you for money, and then once you give it to them you get like a hundred million dollars in return. Im so rich right now thanks to all these people with my last name dying in ridiculous accidents!
 
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