Evangelical fundamentalism is awesome.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

cracked said:
As you can see, Hinn performs his miracles by slapping old people to the ground, and then apparently doing a Jedi force-push against those who come to their aid. Fat people, tiny deaf orphan children, epileptic mulleted types, anyone is fair game for the wrath of Hinn, who then swaggers around those passed out fools like Ali demanding a rematch.
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I laughed so hard at this.


edit: Oh... wrong forum.
 
15357 said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI[/youtube]



I laughed so hard at this.
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Ah yes, I know that video. Awesome stuff :)

It's even funnier when you play WoW and some guy links the video with the description "priests are so overpowered".
 
It's like professional wrestling , but with old people and children.
 
Man for all my life I've seen those occasionally on television, and I've thought it was the most ridiculous thing EVER.

Those people must feel ashamed of themselves for faking it.
 
Theyre faking it in the name of god, so the arn't ashamed
 
I'm going to eat that man's brain and absorb his powers.
 
You'll just become an enormous douchebag.
 
Christ on a stick! I need to start believing or face his wrath! :eek:
 
erm they arent faking it , or atleast they dont know that they're faking it . i've been to churches like that , its just psychological conditioning.
 
Hasn't anyone ever went just to go up to that stage and like...not fall over when he does his douche-wave?.

Lol, lame.
 
I rofled my ao. He should really learn Kung-Fu, it would make the whole experience even more entertaining. And was anybody present there concerned that there were so many epileptic seizures happening or did they just think it was funny?
 
I really want him to just push one person in the crowd and have it turn domino on him
 
Darkside55 said:
There will be no change, and I will have powers.
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There will be no powers, only extra deuchebaggery. Although, I suppose becoming the world's biggest douchebag (and being know to eat human brains) comes with some sort of non-supernatural power.


You'll also technically be a zombie, since you eat brains.
 
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