Evil kids ... They broke my window!! ( and my head )

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I where just surfing on these forums as usual about an hour ago, when I heard these ****ing kids outside. They were screaming like crazy. And it's around 10 pm here in sweden, so I used my best languge and told these punks to STFU. Then one of the kids proceeds to pick up a stone and throws it at me ( i am standing in my window ) and im trying to be Neo and dodge this stone, but I fail :|

So the stone comes flying trough my window braking it, and hitting me in the forehead. Im getting glasshards in my face and get knocked the f**k out :( .
After like 10 sec I am on my feet again, with the most tremandous pain in my head. I look out the window and the kids are gone.

So now Im sitting here... In my room, with a broken window and its cold as HELL. I hate sweden at this time of the year. :x
And I got this bump on my forehead, I look like a idiot. Godamn kids, I live in a pretty small town so I will probly bump in too these kids later on. And then Im totaly going to throw a 10x bigger stone at them. Sweet sweet revange!

sorry if my spelling is bad, im in a little chock i belive, im not used to getting stones throwne at me :rolling: heh, just wanted to share this with you guys sorry for another, useless thread.
 
Argh!
I feel really sorry for ya. I know how you feel with the revenge thing.
Beat their arses!

Even though I know it's not the "right" thing to do...
 
pwned.

Hehe, no sorry to hear that, stupid f*cking kids. When you run into them the next time, drag one of 'em away and force him to take you to his parents, they'll be helpful, probably. Windows ain't cheap.
 
/me cringes

Possibly use one of the glass pieces against them? :D
 
A... uh... friend of mine once had a similar incident. It may have been illegal as hell, but his solution was chasing after them, firing a starter's pistol (i.e., a revolver cap gun with more smoke and bang than your average toys) at them from his doorstep while hurling abuse. He never ever saw them again...

Kids are really feckin' annoying because you can't beat them into a bloody pulp. It was hell trying to deal with juvenile psychos during my closing years at school- you just can't hit kids, and their brains are too stunted for insults to work properly :(
 
ouch .. dude, give the kid who threw the stone a good beat .. just don't break any of his bones, he's still a kid :P

and um .. the pistol is not such a good idea :o
 
Can I still laugh?

But yeah if that was me I would jump the kids.
 
Heh... little bastards..




I suggest you mug them for the cost of the window...


Reminds me of a story someone told me fairly recently. Some bastard stole my friends hat while he was drunk... big mistake. My friend ran after em... caught em. And then took back his hat, their cigerettes and their money... :laugh: :D
 
Just do the equivalent to their house and get a bulldozer. Job done. You win.
 
to bad you got knocked out :(. you coulda chases/guned/etc them down.

hope you find them. (or hope HL2 comes out and you will compleety forget everything)
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
Reminds me of a story someone told me fairly recently. Some bastard stole my friends hat while he was drunk... big mistake. My friend ran after em... caught em. And then took back his hat, their cigerettes and their money... :laugh: :D

Farrow? :laugh:
 
ouch that should heart

Just do the equivalent to their house and get a bulldozer. Job done. You win

the solution!

or shoothem whit a rifle
 
ooooo ya if you paid for me to go from California to Sweden id deal with their asses personally. :sniper: :x
 
Chris_D said:
Just do the equivalent to their house and get a bulldozer. Job done. You win.

Throw a bulldozer through his window? o_O :P


PvtRyan said:


I wish...To be fair on my part, there were three of them and they weren't 'sleep' walking.
 
heres what u do ........get an egg for each of the kids ....make a little crack in the tops of each one .....put a little vinegar in em and leave them in a nice warm place.....ten egg em with it ....or egg their house ...or egg their neigbours.......egg ur neighbours.....its all about the eggs lol ....

OR

steal their copies of hl2 ......or u could do the sensible thing and get their parents ....breaking a glass isnt a joke ...u could have been blinded.
 
Or better yet, let's throw ladies undies at them!

That'll teach those kids.
 
hehe, how old were they? I'm 13, I'm not a bad boy. Man, that sux for you. Report it too the cops.
 
you need to ****in report them to the cops if you know or even have a vague idea of who they are. Their mothers will find out, and after a heavy fine/ juvy time (if you have that over there) they wont do it again.

Oh yea, and do a drive-by with an automatic paintball gun too.
 
The Thing said:
Or better yet, let's throw ladies undies at them!

That'll teach those kids.
I have plenty.

Like the ones that I'm wearing. Right now.



Sorry bout the kids, mate. Next time they do that, you should run out there in your underwear with a showercap on, and start gibbering and screaming and grab one of them. Bring him into your house and tell him about nonsensical crap until he pees his pants, and record it. Then show his friends.

Post it on the internet, too.

That'll teach 'em! :thumbs:
 
:cheers: Haha, Ypu got PWNZORED HARD! Jp, **** them, you should do something man. How is a kid gonna just throw a stone at you like that, I'd **** their little ears off.

Poor you. :frown:
 
how old were those kids..around 13?

Sorry bout the kids, mate. Next time they do that, you should run out there in your underwear with a showercap on, and start gibbering and screaming and grab one of them. Bring him into your house and tell him about nonsensical crap until he pees his pants, and record it. Then show his friends.

hahahaha i could not stop laughin at that :E
 
Beat the shit out of those little bastards
 
Why do we allways listen storys of you gusy being beat up, robed, etc.
can't we here some revenge storys from time to time ?
If this would have heppened here, the kids would be dead by sunrise.
the other day, some friend got beat up, 3 against one. The day after that We reunited like 35 people, surfers, marines, boxers, you name it.

Mexico is a dengerous place.
 
:thumbs: Mexico IS a dangerous place. So is Long Beach, Cuh. I think everyone posts about shit that happens to them for some sympathy. Dur.
 
No kiding, I have to go to Mexico city by myself next week, need to go to the French embasy for my passport,I ve travelled around the globe by myself, (Hell, I was 11 when I first travelled on my own) but Mexico city gives me the creeps, taxi can kidnapp you.
 
Updated The kids were 14, 13 and 16 years old. the one throwing the rock was 13. I told my friend about this mess and he know who one of the kids was :) so I went to his house this morning, he almost pissed himself when he opend the door! the first thing he said was; - it wasent me! . i said that I wouldent kill that son of a bitch if he gave me the names of the other ones at well, whitch he did...

I went to the police station here and reported these guys. And becouse they werent 18 yet. The police could do nothing, besides putting a "dot" in their file, which will show up when they applicated for a job later on .... Who wants to hire someone "dotted" in the police files? MWAHAHAHA . .

to conclude ; i did not kick the shit of any of these bastard, i just reportet their asses to the police. but hey, at least i feel a little better :thumbs:
 
kiwii said:
I where just surfing on these forums as usual about an hour ago, when I heard these ****ing kids outside. They were screaming like crazy. And it's around 10 pm here in sweden, so I used my best languge and told these punks to STFU. Then one of the kids proceeds to pick up a stone and throws it at me ( i am standing in my window ) and im trying to be Neo and dodge this stone, but I fail :|

So the stone comes flying trough my window braking it, and hitting me in the forehead. Im getting glasshards in my face and get knocked the f**k out :( .
After like 10 sec I am on my feet again, with the most tremandous pain in my head. I look out the window and the kids are gone.

So now Im sitting here... In my room, with a broken window and its cold as HELL. I hate sweden at this time of the year. :x
And I got this bump on my forehead, I look like a idiot. Godamn kids, I live in a pretty small town so I will probly bump in too these kids later on. And then Im totaly going to throw a 10x bigger stone at them. Sweet sweet revange!

sorry if my spelling is bad, im in a little chock i belive, im not used to getting stones throwne at me :rolling: heh, just wanted to share this with you guys sorry for another, useless thread.

If I had a gun, and someone threw a rock through my window, I'd open fire and shoot the ****er in the head. A rock can kill you, and glass shards can kill you (or cause severe damage, like loss of eyesight).
 
Cybernoid said:
If I had a gun, and someone threw a rock through my window, I'd open fire and shoot the ****er in the head. A rock can kill you, and glass shards can kill you (or cause severe damage, like loss of eyesight).

yeah I know, but I got knocked out for like 10 sec, and then these ****ers where gone! and I dont owe a gun... yet :dozey:
 
kiwii said:
yeah I know, but I got knocked out for like 10 sec, and then these ****ers where gone! and I dont owe a gun... yet :dozey:

Well, assuming I could return fire immediately, I would.
 
Cybernoid said:
Well, assuming I could return fire immediately, I would.

well they where like 13 years old... i dont think you would shoot them... well not in the head anyway,,, :angel:
 
kiwii said:
well they where like 13 years old... i dont think you would shoot them... well not in the head anyway,,, :angel:

Oh, but I would. If someone comes to kill you, kill him first.
 
Words cant describe how pissed i would be if that happened to me...!!
 
[sarcasm]I say check the rock for DNA (other than yours).

Then ask your local police to investigate all male town inhabitants in the age of 8-18. You know, take some blood, take some saliva.

After a couple of weeks, they should have narrowed it down to 1 guy. Of course your town is small so you should be able to find his friends as well.

Hire some swedish Hells Angels (they're quite nasty, you know). For 100 bucks they'll deliver any kind of death you propose.

Well after that, it's up to you, I'd suggest laying those guys on the ground, tied up. And watching those Angels from hell driving over various parts of them, until they stop screaming. Of course you could go for some nice ol' gasoline and a torch, but perhaps that's a bit old fashioned.

Oh, and be sure to video this all because your friends here would like to see some visual evidence of their intellectual material
:cheers: [/sarcasm]
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
[sarcasm]I say check the rock for DNA (other than yours).

Then ask your local police to investigate all male town inhabitants in the age of 8-18. You know, take some blood, take some saliva.

After a couple of weeks, they should have narrowed it down to 1 guy. Of course your town is small so you should be able to find his friends as well.

Hire some swedish Hells Angels (they're quite nasty, you know). For 100 bucks they'll deliver any kind of death you propose.

Well after that, it's up to you, I'd suggest laying those guys on the ground, tied up. And watching those Angels from hell driving over various parts of them, until they stop screaming. Of course you could go for some nice ol' gasoline and a torch, but perhaps that's a bit old fashioned.

Oh, and be sure to video this all because your friends here would like to see some visual evidence of their intellectual material
:cheers: [/sarcasm]

hahahaha why does everyone here want to kill them? :p they are just kids, i bet you also did these kind of stunts when you where little minors ;)
 
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