Extreme Low blood pressure

[Stylo]

So the conclusive result is that VirusType2 is, in fact, a potato fiend.

I never knew vegetables could be so destructive. (This is a lie, they cause blunt trauma at high speeds)

 

[VirusType2]

/nods

Potato chips... french fries.

/translates

Crisps... chips.

I start ****ing rape humping my office furniture while I eat potato chips. Like straight having my way with them.

 

[sixteenth]

So now that Virus is fine, can we turn this into a Potato recipe thread? I ****ing love potatoes.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I do love my potato wedges.

 

[Shem]

Potatoes are overrated, methinks.

 

[Maestro]

Potatoes are overrated, methinks.

**** you and the horse you rode in on.

 

[Higlac]

Shit, and here I was about to say "See a Doctor." Now all I have to show for this thread is an 8 foot tall cannon that will chuck a spud through 1/2inch plywood.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I prefer sweet taties. Get your spud gun to launch one of those into my mouth, and we'll be bffs.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Higlac, shoot your load into McGoo's mouth as he has requested.

 

[Higlac]

I prefer sweet taties. Get your spud gun to launch one of those into my mouth, and we'll be bffs.

Higlac, shoot your load into McGoo's mouth as he has requested.

Will do, but you'll need to stand back a little ways, and you'll need some eye protection.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I got my safety glasses.

 

[VirusType2]

My step brother made a potato cannon. That bitch is powerful as a mother****er. He shot it like a 1/4 mile away at a huge tree; it hit it hard as **** and the potato absolutely exploded.