For Sale: one set of tires ..with possibility of sex

[CptStern]

Mustang 4 lug FR500 & Ponys for sale - $1


I have a set of FR500 for a fox body mustang and I'm not sure what they go for? So I guess I'll take $200.00

I also have what I was told are ponys $100.00

I need this stuff out of my bedroom, I kicked out my boyfriend after he got me and my mom drunk and had sex with us both.
And now both of us are pregnant!
We know who the babys daddy is.

make this stuff go... or if you are looking for a girlfriend I may give them to you if we hook up.

Pam

:O

that's going to be really confusing:

"I'm your step-grandfather/brother"

"I'm your grandson/brother"

"you is an accident!"

"no you are"

"now now children, you're both accidents"

 

[Cormeh]

Hang on you senile fool - wut?

 

[Raziaar]

I like how she blames the boyfriend on getting the two of them drunk and making them go down on him.

 

[Top Secret]

Funny I was just on craigslist...

 

[Krynn72]

That guy is a god.

 

[repiV]

That guy is a god.

I was intending to post "dude is a hero", but this just about covers it.

 

[Dekstar]

I like how she blames the boyfriend on getting the two of them drunk and making them go down on him.

This.

 

[Dalamari]

That guy is a god.

I agree

 

[CptStern]

guys on paper he may be a hero but what's the chances both mom and daughter look like this?

I'd say chances are pretty good


arghhh the goggles they do nothing!!!

 

[Eejit]

What Stern said.

Don't make assumptions. They were likely both cheap nasty ugly slappers.

 

[CyberPitz]

What Stern said.

Don't make assumptions. They were likely both cheap nasty ugly slappers.

Dream Wrecker.

 

[CptStern]

oh come on, she aint bad ..if anything she can at least be a beer holder ..wait then the beer would get warm ...with sweat .ugghh ..hold my damn coffee woman! ..and no I dont need more milk

 

[Crash]

Hey! Where did you get that picture of my ex-wife?!