G-Man?

Anyone who makes a G-man is Gordon thread should get AIDS

Nuff said
 
Dalamari said:
Anyone who makes a G-man is Gordon thread should get AIDS

Nuff said

A bit harsh!?

Shouldnt this thread be in Rumors and speculation along with the Thousand other GMAN teh GORDON Threads?
 
Dalamari said:
Anyone who makes a G-man is Gordon thread should get AIDS

Damn straight.

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Forehead Shape:
The g-man's seems more curved than Gordon's, as well as being longer

Chin Shape:
The g-man's seems flatter and narrower

The Shape, Size and Position of Ears:
Gordon's seem further down to me as well as sticking out more

Hair Colour and Sideburn Shape:
The g-man's hair is alot darker, alot darker. The g-man's sideburns curve inwards, Gordon's outwords.

Very Distinct, Prominant Jawline:
That is alot narrower in the g-man's case.

Cheekbone Shape:
Again, narrower for the g-man

Nose Shape:
The g-man's looks like it is at a sharper angle

Widow's Peak:
Which interestingly, Gordon doesn't have.


In conclusion, the g-man is Gordon after he has had his face crushed so it is narrower, has nose hit repeatidly till it is flatter, had his ears moved up and flattened in, dyed his hair and of course with bushier eyebrows. :|
 
I look quite like Jamie Oliver.

I am not Jamie Oliver.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I look quite like Jamie Oliver.

I am not Jamie Oliver.
Yeah, but Jamie Oliver could be you from the future come back to now to cook foods and stuff. Duurrrr.
 
Yeah I remember making a similar thread about this like before HL2 came out...

I think we've had too many arguements about this...

It will all come out in HL3... we hope... but still just a few letters added to G-man and they could be totally different people with the same name... or maybe his name is John Smith... g-man for short
 
He was prolly made the way he is to make people think its gordon but upon further inspection, its not.
 
Nice attempt, but I think his name is G-man just so people will think that it could be Gordon...
Personally, I think it's supposed to represent the 'Anti-Gordon', but that's just me and theres no way to prove it...
 
Eejit said:
Good god, some people still not realising that the crowbar/briefcase thing was sarcasm?
Who was being sarcastic?




Oh wait - EVERYONE.

MissingDividends said:
Nice attempt, but I think his name is G-man just so people will think that it could be Gordon...
'twas simply his model name in the original HL. He doesn't really have a name, as G-Man = Government Man. A generic term for civil servants. I think it's pretty obvious he isnae your common-or-garden civil servant, but y'know...


Christ almighty, why is this thread still open!? I've said it before and I'll say it again
ME said:
Anyone from now on who claims Gordon and the G-Man are the same person should be banned, hunted down and publicly flogged by hordes of violent midgets. On national TV.
 
this is to the people who wanted to know what is in gman's suitcase.
 

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someone402 said:
this is to the people who wanted to know what is in gman's suitcase.
Thow's attachments duth offendeth my eyes!
 

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It's sort of interesting that he used to have the BMRF on his suitcase. Well, I say "interesting"...
 
I don't like your idea!

Gordon Freeman is no one else than Gordon Freeman, contrariwise with G-Man

You see G-man wandering about in the world, how would that be possible if he was Gordon? No, that idea makes no sence to me
 
He could be right, thought!
That could be Gordon's alter ego...
 
this is so stupid! it makes no sense the HL story is complicated enough without adding this in! if i replaced the word g-man with roswell i'd call some of u conspiracy nuts! it just coincidence or a joke from valve to get some people suggesting these ideas.... to tell u the truth i doubt we'll ever know the truth about the gman
 
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