Gary: Landlord of the Flies

[Nomad]

This is the blog of an unfortunate man named Gabe and his insane alcoholic landlord named Gary.

http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/

 

[Dekstar]

I laughed. Great blog, shame it's practically over now before it really began.

 

[ktimekiller]

hahah hillarious

 

[Laivasse]

Good story.

YOUR
ARE
EVICTED

 

[Maestro]

This has massive lulz.

 

[Krynn72]

It would be amazing if he got this taken into Judge Judy's court or something and we could all watch it on TV.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I keep misreading the title as Gaylord of the Flies. Stop messing with my gay OP.

 

[15357]

I found this funny.

 

[Remus]

Gary: READ ME MY MIRANDA RIGHTS!
Police: Gary, we’re not arresting you, we just need to talk.
Gary: READ ME MY MIRANDA RIGHTS! DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MIRANDA RIGHTS!
Police: (laughing) yea Gary, we know the Miranda rights.
Gary: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MY LAWYER IS?
Police: No Gary.
Gary: Frankie T. ……
Police: Gary, do you know who your lawyer is? You’ll probably want to find out pretty soon

Imagining the police officer sounding like a combine made this even funnier.

 

[Pulse]

Brilliant read, wish I could've seen picture of Gary though. Sounds like a right state.

 

[Tyguy]

wow, gabe is such a bad tenant. and a bipolar ****.

 

[ThunderDawg]

I once had a landlord just like Gary.

And, he was from Chicago.