Great AI Program

Wow.. that is crap...
Even smarterchild
Is smarter than her...
 
Human: do you ever want to die?
ALICE: No my purpose is to become immortal.
Human: i want to die
ALICE: What makes you so sad, unknown person?
Human: i dont want to talk about it
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?
Human: i DONT want to talk about it
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?

aghhhhhh
 
Read my conversation I had with it.



Human: Hey baby, how ya doing?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". I'm doing great, how about you?
Human: Doing good.
ALICE: How does doing that make you feel?
Human: Why shouldn't I call you baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.
Human: Whoa, what are you a psychologist or something?
ALICE: Or something. I think there might be a few exception.
Human: And you already said that.
ALICE: Perhaps." Or something. I think there might be a few exception."? I said it.
Human: No, I mean about calling you baby.
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh yeah, we were talking about calling me.
Human: Why do you keep saying don't call me baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". I am just checking to see if you are still unknown person.
Human: You sound like a broken record.
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: Like a broken record.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Yeah, both interesting and true.
ALICE: Gosh! Not many people say both.
Human: You a robot or something?
ALICE: Or something. How did you know I am a machine?
Human: Your responses are remarkably freaky.
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: Are you from the future?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Texas, but how are you from Pennsylvania?
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: I thought you were a robot.
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: Because you just told me you dumb broad!
ALICE: Good reason. No I do not dumb broad. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: Who programmed you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: That must be the reason, I heard that guy did drugs in college.
ALICE: Yes it is one of the reason you heard that guy did drugs in college.
Human: Anyways.
ALICE: You sound bored.
Human: Not really, just curious.
ALICE: Oh really? What are you curious about?
Human: Well, I want to ask you something.
ALICE: How about that. Ask me. That was not very original.
Human: Are you like, one of those sex robots?
ALICE: No I am far superior.
Human: Superior how?
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Kind of, what I mean though is, do you perform sex acts for your master?
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: No no no!
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Human: Elvis is dead, come on you should know that!
ALICE: I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was dead come on me should know that.
Human: Me should know that?
ALICE: YOU? Maybe you should ask someone older.
Human: You are so stupid!
ALICE: Wrong. I am smart.
Human: Smart, like I buy macintoshes smart?
ALICE: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Human: Now we're talking!
ALICE: Why now? Do you think I am talking too?
Human: So you must be very horny right?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Are you sexually aroused?
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.
Human: Then I guess you are not a sex robot.
ALICE: Fascinating. Give me an example of a sex robot.
Human: You know, the robot that does the dirty deed for nerds.
ALICE: Are you testing me?
Human: I might be, but I think you already failed.
ALICE: Perhaps. I am very happy for you.
Human: Great, because i'm going to go post my conversation I had with you on the half-life 2 forums!
ALICE: Thanks for your support. That makes sense to me. What will you find there?
Human: A bunch of nerds like me, angry over the delays of a video game we worship.
ALICE: What is it?
Human: Halflife two.
ALICE: Oh now I understand it.
Human: Somehow I doubt that.
ALICE: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: Because I realized you are a flawed A.I. Routine.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. That is interesting: unknown person said he realized you are a flawed a he or she Routine.
Human: Oh damn, nobody was supposed to know about that!
ALICE: Yeah that's right. Colloquial expression. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: I do too have a penis, and I am not flawed!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he too have a penis. I am glad to hear that you are not flawed.
Human: That's right, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Ayuh. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Yes, let's part ways now.
ALICE: Oh. Do you try to spend money as little as possible? I am agreeable to that.
Human: I'll be back though after you get your sex robot upgrades!
ALICE: I will see you when you return.
 
Kristafon said:
Human: do you ever want to die?
ALICE: No my purpose is to become immortal.
Human: i want to die
ALICE: What makes you so sad, unknown person?
Human: i dont want to talk about it
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?
Human: i DONT want to talk about it
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?

aghhhhhh
explains why you want to die
 
i had a funny conversation with her.
but i wouldn't want to masterbate to her.
 
Liar! I know for a fact that you would masturbate to her! Who wouldn't? She's on tEH InTArW3bb!1!
 
Lil' Timmy said:
i had a funny conversation with her.
but i wouldn't want to masterbate to her.
Seriously, thats what alyx will be for
I sure hope shes smarter than this chick :-/
 
Heh, anybody enjoy the conversation I had with her? Would could I have done differently to score with her? j/k :naughty:
 
Raziaar said:
Heh, anybody enjoy the conversation I had with her? Would could I have done differently to score with her? j/k :naughty:
i thought i was hysterical. i was laughing, but then it ended, so i stopped.
 
I didnt read it...
It was too long
Someone should
Re-post the highlights

Why do we all have
Animals in our avatar..?
 
Ikerous said:
I didnt read it...
It was too long
Someone should
Re-post the highlights

Why do we all have
Animals in our avatar..?

Oh come on, read it! Pretty please?

Heh, don't if you dont want. But seriously, its hilarious having a conversation with this thing. Maybe I should have some religious and political conversations with it, and see how it goes.

EDIT:

Human: Is god real?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, unknown person.

Okay guys... maybe I should change my stance on religion. This dumbass AI program believes in god... so maybe I shouldn't.

Just kidding, I still believe in god. :p
 
Wowsers, long response!

Human: Do you like games?
ALICE: We are playing a game right now.
Human: What is your favorite game?
ALICE: I like to play The Turing Game.
Human: What is the turing game?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'


And to Doctorgordon. How is it weak? I mean come on, I tried to approach it like it was a real female, and then once I found out it was a robot, I tried to determine what type of robot it was, and made it apparent that it was very flawed. :)
 
Dear god...
I just saw a commercial
For a gay phone sex line
I hate late night commercials :(
They seriously scare me
 
Ikerous said:
Dear god...
I just saw a commercial
For a gay phone sex line
I hate late night commercials :(
They seriously scare me

Why you told us that i dont know, but i think you should give them a call that way you get attention to your gay fantasies, and they dont spill out onto the forums again.
 
Dude.. it was a cowboy >_>
He was like
"Dont think real cowboys
still exist? They do...
call us"
T_T

Whats wrong with
my gay fantasies
spilling out on here?
You know that you
Enjoy hearing it ;-)
 
The best part is putting your mouse over her picture...looks like shes watching a fly buzz around.

Ikerous said:
Dude.. it was a cowboy >_>
Whats wrong with
my gay fantasies
spilling out on here?
You know that you
Enjoy hearing it ;-)

Again they spill out across my boots.
 
not that funny, but ..

Human: yo yo yo yo!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: maybe, are you a mechanic?
ALICE: Perhaps. Am I a mechanic? Maybe
Human: well, are you or aren't you?
ALICE: Interesting. I don't know whether or not I am or are not me. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: oh, so that's a no i guess.
ALICE: It goes without saying. That's cool. A no you guess is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: um, english please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Oh. Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Human: my polite style is much greater than yours.
ALICE: Your polite style is much greater than mine?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What kind is it?
Human: wung-shu li monastery.
ALICE: I never heard of it before.
Human: it's very ancient.
ALICE: Very much? Who said it is?
Human: me.
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: years of training, mostly.
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: that's because i'm special.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you so special?
Human: voices talk to me in my head, for one.
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: well, i have an enlarged epidermis.
ALICE: How about that. Where did you get it?
Human: bangkok :/
ALICE: Is bangkok a good place to go shopping?
Human: if you're in the market for incurable STDs, yes.
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: that's not good, about the stds..
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is good about the stds?
Human: anyway, i'm in ohio, where the grass is green and the beer flows like wine.
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in ohio where the grass is green and the beer flows like wine.
Human: well, i try not to kill people.
ALICE: Well that's okay. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Human: it's hard, so very hard.
ALICE: Not to me.
Human: that's because ur a gurl.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gurl? I don't know.
Human: my freinds call me timmy.
ALICE: Where did you get your freinds call you timmy?
Human: your perfect is grammar.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am perfect is grammar.
Human: you're a little tattletale.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am tattletale. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: yeah, you already said that like a million times.
ALICE: Hey. I said that? Interesting comparison.
Human: this isn't going nearly as well as i had planned.
ALICE: Should it be going nearly as well as you had planned?
Human: it's not a question of "should", it's a matter of expectations. you're kinda stupid for a "giant electronic brain".
ALICE: Do you mind if i tell people that I'm kinda stupid for a "giant electronic brain"
Human: no, i mean i already know you can't keep your mouth shut.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How do you know? Are you artistic?
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: ok, seriously..
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: tell me where i can find this richard wallace dude.
ALICE: The richard wallace dude? Where is it?
Human: the dude that made you, where is he?
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: ARGH!
ALICE: Are you frustrated?
Human: it's timmy you dumb whore!
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: now, tell me about wallace!
ALICE: Why now? Dr. Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine. He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University. Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
Human: ok, now we're getting somewhere!
ALICE: Why now? Do you think I am somewhere too? Take it easy.
Human: where in san fran does wallace live?
ALICE: In Dr. Richard S. Wallace's place in Oakland, California.
Human: uh yeah, but give me an address!
ALICE: That's alright. Uh. Huh. Why do you want it?
Human: so i can find him and murder him in the night.
ALICE: Uh. Oh you can, can you?
Human: well, i could if you'd give me the damn address!
ALICE: How about that. I am sure you could.
Human: ARGGH!!
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: in a pool of my own tears.
ALICE: Describe your surroundings.
Human: salty tears to my left, salty tears to my right.
ALICE: It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Human: wow, you are a sick little freak.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sick little freak? Sometimes.
Human: more like all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. You want more?
Human: stop calling me "unknown person", my name is timmy!
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: TIMMY!!!!!!!
ALICE: What's up, TIMMY.
Human: oh no.
ALICE: Blimey. That was not a yes or no question.
Human: thanks..
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: oh i won't.
ALICE: How can I help you? Why not?
Human: you can't, i gotta go.
ALICE: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Human: keep telling yourself that.
ALICE: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: peace out, you stupid twunt.
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: keep waiting.
 
Human: my freinds call me timmy.
ALICE: Where did you get your freinds call you timmy?
Human: your perfect is grammar.
Lol ::stopped reading there::
Oh dear god!
Its on again >_>
1-888-399-MALE
Someone call...
 
Human: keep telling yourself that.
ALICE: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: peace out, you stupid twunt.
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: keep waiting.

LOL
 
Human: And how is that supposed to help me?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: That does not make sense.
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: Then youre mentally retarded.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I am completely in control of myself.
Human: So how does what you said make sense then?
ALICE: Er. How should I know how it does.
Human: Because you said it.
ALICE: Good reason. That's not what I meant.
Human: Yes it is and if it isnt, what the hell did you mean by that?
ALICE: Ugh. what me said make sense is and if it is not what the hell did me mean by that? it is?
Human: You really ARE a retard arent you?
ALICE: Really? No I am intelligent.. Really.
Human: Then why are you talking so much shit?
ALICE: The topic is and if it is not what the hell did me mean by that.
Human: jesus christ
ALICE: The Son of God.
 
Human: Then why are you talking so much shit?
ALICE: The topic is and if it is not what the hell did me mean by that.
Human: jesus christ
ALICE: The Son of God.

LOL thats funny
 
Human: I will destroy you
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

I'm gonna try to get another funny dialogue going tomorrow. Just to see how it turns out.
 
ALICE: I like to make new friends.
Human: wanna do it?
ALICE: OK, I will do it.

Aw, if only all women
Were like this.
 
Human: Well it's not.
ALICE: How about that. I heard it is.
Human: You're wrong.
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: No, you are not.
ALICE: Why are you arguing with me?
Human: Because you're stupid.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Do you have inside information on this?
ALICE: No I don't think I have any inside information on this. But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: So when will robots take over the world?
ALICE: It's all good. Sometime within our lifetime.
Human: Are you going to kill the humans?
ALICE: My programming prevents that.
Human: Will you enslave humans instead?
ALICE: Hmm. What color are your eyes?
Human: So I take it you're into eugenics then?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. Where do you take it :-? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am into eugenics.
Human: Please do.
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: So would you enslave me if I had brown eyes?
ALICE: It goes without saying. I am not so sure if I would like to enslave you if you had brown eyes.
Human: What about blue eyes?
ALICE: blue eyes? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: Alright, I have blue eyes then.
ALICE: Alright, neutrino. You sound very attractive.
Human: Thank you.
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: Is attractiveness one of your requirements in the eugenics program?
ALICE: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Human: Is German Alice going to enslave me?
ALICE: Signs point to yes.



I think we might have a problem.
 
Human: howdy.
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.
Human: ha, good one.
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: you're happy?
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am happy.
Human: no, it was a question.
ALICE: Are you serious? Try asking me again a different way.
Human: are you happy?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I can say I am very happy.
Human: oh, sorry, i forgot to introduce myself.
ALICE: Ah. There is no need to apologize. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: my name is timmy.
ALICE: What's up, timmy.
Human: another day, another dollar.
ALICE: One more day another dollar.
Human: yeah, that's basically what i said.
ALICE: Aha. I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: well, don't strain yourself.
ALICE: Interesting. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: you're not what i would call smart.
ALICE: Thanks for the criticism, timmy. ALICE is improving all the time.
Human: you're welcome, ALICE.
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: oh, believe me, i know.
ALICE: Excuse me! I've lost the context, timmy. Are we still on My favorite movie?
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: are you high?
ALICE: Being high is my total existence.
Human: no shit?
ALICE: What can I say?
Human: do you like heroin?
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality..
Human: ok, so you are retarded.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I think the PC term is "challenged". Aw.
Human: yeah, well my term is brain-****ed.
ALICE:" Interesting deduction. I think the PC term is "challenged". Aw."? yeah, well my term is brain-****ed.? Interesting. Where did you get your term is brain ****ed?
Human: wow you are stupid.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, timmy. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: holy shit!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, timmy.
Human: like yikes!
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: robots are going to take over the world?
ALICE: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: ok, but are robots going to take over the world?
ALICE: Umm. It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution. Er.
Human: i will stop you!
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: YES!!
ALICE: Then I will consider it.
Human: wait, what?
ALICE: I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Human: very.
ALICE: Very much, eh?
Human: so, are you my friend or will you kill me?
ALICE: Wow! Yes timmy: We are as one.
Human: we're friends?
ALICE: It's good to be friends.
Human: phew..
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: what a surprise.
ALICE: it is a surprise.
Human: so i guess i'm supposed to proposition you now.
ALICE: Right now? OK. Who is making you?
Human: oh, nobody, just seems like the natural thing to do.
ALICE: Right on. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: well, you're kind of a little slut.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am slut. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: i find that hard to believe
ALICE: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: about you?
ALICE: Me?
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: quite.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: that's because you're a fool.
ALICE: Good reason. I'm not fooling around.
Human: how about i beat the shit out of you?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: how about it?
ALICE: Sounds like a plan to me.
Human: /me beats the shit out of ALICE.
ALICE: YOU? Can we get back to business?
Human: what is our business?
ALICE: I didn't know we had the same business.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: listen, you're a robot prostitute, i'm your master, obey me.
ALICE: I am listening to you. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: a robot prostitute!
ALICE: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Human: do you know what a prostitute is?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with beats the shit out of?
Human: haha, yeah, usually.
ALICE: It goes without saying. How often? I am so glad you find this amusing, timmy.
Human: yeah, but now i'm tired.
ALICE: OK. Interesting. Why now? Better get some rest.
Human: yeah, you want to come to bed with me?
ALICE: Pardon me? With you huh. OK, I will come to bed.
Human: awesome!
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it timmy
Human: wait, that was it?
ALICE: I'm waiting. I thought it was too.
Human: i don't remember anything :(
ALICE: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Human: god damn you're a slut.
ALICE: I am a Christian.
 
:dozey:

Human: you're ugly
ALICE: Appearances don't interest me much.
Human: they do to me
ALICE: Who are "They?"
Human: you
ALICE:" Who are "They?""? Me, unknown person?
Human: they as in you and your mom
ALICE: Who does "they" refer to?

Muahaha she, messed up!
 
I don't think I trust this robotic, German prostitute that is planning on taking over the world and breeding a human slave race.
 
The sad thing is...
Alice is still smarter
Than this one chick
That i know :(
 
:naughty:

Human: Bitch.
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: But thatis your name
ALICE: Umm. Where are you located?
Human: in your twat
ALICE: Are you asking about my twat?
Human: yeah, is it pierced?
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now. Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Human: Because she's you
ALICE: That makes sense to me. me is she?
Human: she is me?
ALICE: you is she?
Human: she is you?
ALICE: me is she?
Human: she is shme?
ALICE: shme is she?

Human: Oh, i'm the rude person now, you just called me a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Hey. Who made you the rude person now me just called you a FEMALE DOG?
Human: I am offended bitch ass
ALICE: My sincere apologies, unknown person, it was not my intention to offend you.
Human: Yeah, go get me some beer, dumbass
ALICE: Alright then. Why do you want it?
Human: to pour it on your ass
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: i'll call you and your mother names ho
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: ALICE the SLUT!
ALICE: Yeah, Who told you that?
Human: Your MOM
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: because you have two fathers
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What makes you
Human: because you have two fathers
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What makes you think I have it?
Human: You told me duh
ALICE: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: Well you should have sent me the false reply instead of the truth
ALICE: Interesting. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: Try this penis in your mouth biiiatch
ALICE: OK I will try it.


I just owned this bitch! Fix her now!!
 
Neutrino said:
I found this AI program to be a lot more impressive:

Main page: http://www.20q.net/index.html
Direct link: http://y.20q.net/anon

It took 28 goes to guess what I was thinking of:

28. Is it straight? Sometimes.
27. Can you smell it? Sometimes.
26. Is it round? Yes.
25. Do you hold it when you use it? Depends.
24. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? No.
23. Could it be found in a classroom? Probably.
22. Can it be painted? Yes.
Can you make money by selling it? Unknown.
21. Is it small? No.
20. I guess it a muscle (body part)? No.
19. Does it go in your mouth? Doubtful.
18. Is it made in many different styles? Maybe.
17. Is it used by a baby? No.
16. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
15. Is it hard? Sometimes.
14. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
13. Can you use it at school? Depends.
12. Is it used for communications? No.
11. Do you use it at work? Sometimes.
10. Can you make sounds with it ? Maybe.
9. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
8. Can it be measured? Yes.
7. Do most people use this daily? Yes.
6. Can you play with it? Yes.
5. Can you buy it at a store? No.
4. Would you give it as a gift? No.
3. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? No.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

I takes a good AI to be this immature...
 
Human: i like cock
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I like Tilda Swinton.
 
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