Half-Life 2: Alyx Story

[unique]

I've just read this :O

http://gameguru***/news/art/965.html

It's in russian, but still. I'm not even sure myself what should this be :|

 

[The Monkey]

Half- bodice 2: Alyx Story - Freeman will become woman?!
06.01.2005, Vadim milyushchenko
Garrulous of forty arcs Of lambardi (director and the Most High force Valve Software) it let out a secret about the new project of studio - to addone to Heath and simply &.tsuot;Nashemu Of vsemu&.tsuot; Half- bodice 2. The most interesting, that the main hero of game will become the woman on name Alyx. She, and our favorite Freeman, will acquire by a whole series of fatal armament. But also monsters do not sit on the same evolutionary stoppage, where Gordon for the first time met them. The arcs Of lambardi it promised new enemies, even more dangerous and slier, than we could litsezret' in Half- bodice 2. However, the battle Alyx will supposedly enter only in May-June. We await with the impatience!

http://world.altavista.com/tr

 

[Elkhound]

Ok now in english. The senses are messed up. But thats just how the translation machine can translate it. And still a few Russian words.

Talkative forty Arches Ламбарди (director and supreme force Valve Software) has blabed out the new project of studio - аддоне to a hit and is simple " to our All " Half-Life 2. The most interesting, that the main hero of game begins the woman by name Alyx. She(it), as well as our favourite Frimen, will get a lot of killing arms. But also monsters do not sit at the same evolutionary stop where them for the first time has met Гордон. Arches Ламбарди has promised the new opponents even more dangerous and artful, than we could contemplate in Half-Life 2. Fight Alyx will presumably enter only in May - June. We wait with impatience!

 

[TheAmazingRando]

After reading the translation I'm even more confused.

 

[unique]

Ye, i also used the translator, too bad that doesn't tell any much more... maybe everyone knows this but that's, but um.. that's the first time i hear about it

 

[Solver]

It's gameguru***, people. That site loves to takes some rumours that have been floating around and present them as real news. And let's face it, the rumours of an expansion where you are Alyx have been floating around for quite some time now.

 

[Chris D]

It's a rumour and nothing more. Valve have announced no plans yet, nor have they officially confirmed they are working on an expansion.

 

[Dagobert]

Talkative forty Arches Ламбарди (director and supreme force Valve Software)

Why does 'Forty Arches' sound like a perfect nickname for Mr. Newell? It just does!!