Half Life: FULL LIFE CONCIQUENCES

[burnzie]

http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com

lol

 

[ComradeBadger]

 

[Smoke]

I hurt from laughing...and when he almost cracks up saying "
WEPON"...

 

[Cormeh]

Ehehehehehe, good one.

 

[burnzie]

YOU SHOULD COME HERE EARLYER NEXT TIME AND THEY LAUGHED.


It is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemys.

 

[Shippi]

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[burnzie]

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE!

I love how he is laughing while he is reading it...

also love the backflips

 

[el Chi]

"John Freeman yelled at top of lungs"
Oh-ho-ho... HIGHlarious!

 

[burnzie]

"ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE" and the zombie goasts said "BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE" and john freeman felt sorry for them because they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

 

[burnzie]

The laughed overed quickly though...

 

[Sparda]

Lomfl

 

[Ren.182]

Hahaha! That was awesome

 

[burnzie]

Someone shold play that out in the sandbox thingie and make a movie.

 

[Unfocused]

Haha, hilarious!

 

[Sainku]

I laughed out loud till the end. The laugh overed quickly though. That was great, I hope somone does more epic readings of epic fan fictions.

 

[Llama]

lolz

 

[Beerdude26]

Haha, WEPON

 

[JNightshade]

Wait till Sulk finds this

But, just... wow. I knew that most telemarketers are actually in India, but I had no idea that the fanfic authors were being outsourced as well

 

[Boogymanx]

This YTMND delivers!

 

[Barney_Calhoun]

Here's another good one: apologies if it's already been posted -

http://doomfanfic.ytmnd.com/

 

[Shamrock]

Laff Laff.

I will not listen to the second one until my Quicktime is fixed. It is giving me this horrible crackling noise whenever I play anything.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Dammit I had the link on my clipboard and found this thread just before I was going to post it myself. Damn you burnzie!

I read it with sound off first, and laughed my ass off. Then I came back to it and read it with the accompanying audio and laughed so hard I cried.

"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are a headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head

Love the "To be continued ... ?" that channels Ron Burgundy.

 

[Smoke]

Here's another good one: apologies if it's already been posted -

http://doomfanfic.ytmnd.com/

That sucked so much ass.

 

[Boogymanx]

This is so much better. EDITNESSSHENS: Better then the doomfanfic.ytmnd.com ofcourse.

 

[kirovman]

Hehehe, that's great.

 

[Remus]

http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com

lol

Pwaaahaaahhaha Phew..... oh boy, I wonder how that guy reading that little tale could keep a straight face

 

[Reginald]

I think that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Shame all the people I just sent it to on MSN didn't get it.

"NOO! John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!" and John walked out real fast.

 

[Unfocused]

I like the doom fanfic, what's wrong about it? (I mean why do you think it sucks, not why they are making fun of it )

 

[Vegeta897]

I desperately want to make a flash movie to accompany that Half-Life story, using the sound clip.

 

[JNightshade]

I was gonna suggest that

 

[Ikerous]

I desperately want to make a flash movie to accompany that Half-Life story, using the sound clip.

DO IT DO IT DOOOO IT

 

[Reginald]

Various pictures of John Freeman on Google:

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

That was great, I was laughing all the way through.

 

[MultiVaC]

rofl

"the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs"

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

rofl

"the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs"

Well, of course! Because you know, that's what headcrabs feed on when they're not after brains. Pants. Wild pants that were previously singing.

 

[Smizzoach]

...Because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

ROFL XD LOL HAHAHAH LAMO ROFLMFAO HAHAHAH

I'm done :|

 

[Vegeta897]

Still working on that Flash movie. Will be done tomorrow.

 

[Ikerous]

Still working on that Flash movie. Will be done tomorrow.

You sir, are my hero

<3

 

[madog]

I thought it was clever, didnt once lol though.