Halflife full life consequences part 2!

Haha, wow, the second one is unbelievably ridiculous, and I thought you couldn't get worse than the first one :laugh:
 
lol, that was even better than the first one. If it's real, of course.
 
Well if that's posted by the same author, it must be real. Unless someone somehow managed to hack the account.

Question is, I wonder if the author knows about these YTMNDs? :p
 
Well, I know they came from the same guy, but I'm wondering if both of them are just a prank, like supertrooper.
 
Oh, I see.

My opinion: They are real.

It's funnier to think that anyway.
 
lmao, i'm assuming they found some guys random story which was poor and well, written badly and took the piss, made me lol though :P
 
"Halo: Halos in Space

Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly. Joe Chief was one day in a place and shooting wepon at targits and then got a call on the space tv in the ship that said to him "JOE CHIEF ALIENS ARE SHOTING AT SHIP COME HERE QUICK" so he went."

hahahah
 
Not as good as the first one IMO but funny none the less.
 
Flyingdebris said:
"Halo: Halos in Space

Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly. Joe Chief was one day in a place and shooting wepon at targits and then got a call on the space tv in the ship that said to him "JOE CHIEF ALIENS ARE SHOTING AT SHIP COME HERE QUICK" so he went."

hahahah
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Joe Chief lookd a front of him and seen alien shooting at him so he did a barral roll and teh lasers went around him and went away. Joe Chief sawd the Halo in Space so he put the ship faster and went there quick becaus a lot of aliens were there. Joe Chief shot like "bang bang bang" from teh ship and made aliens blow up and then landed ship on Halo.

DO A BARREL ROLL!
 
lawl, Those can't be for real, I mean it's either a person at below average primary school level english or someone pretending to write like a dumbass for the laughs.
 
i'm not sure, if you read his profile he says he is still learning english, but that could be a lie
 
Halo: Halos in Space said:
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.
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Anyone see a recurring theme here? :laugh:

I'm surprised no one has made a full Gmod comic about John Freeman's adventures.
 
Reginald said:
Anyone see a recurring theme here? :laugh:

I'm surprised no one has made a full Gmod comic about John Freeman's adventures.
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Hmmm... That's an idea.
 
Reginald said:
Anyone see a recurring theme here? :laugh:

I'm surprised no one has made a full Gmod comic about John Freeman's adventures.
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I was considereing it actualy, I just need a motorcycle model :laugh:
 
Lol. He thinks the Flood in halo is an actual flood of water.

"After teh normil aliens the flood came and every thing got wet and messy and lightningy becaus water hit teh space tv and all the things and made sparks."

This line from his halo story is my favourite:

"Then out of no where BOOM happend and the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space then another one closed it and said "NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept."
 
I've actually tried mimicing his writing style and have created a short story set in the ealy 1900s complete with rich people and monocles

Lord thurston DEAD RECKONING

Lord Thurston walked raelly fast like litning to his automobile and did a backflip and landed inside the automobile with his legs. Madame Weatherbottom said "good Haevens" and fainted and fell and got dirty because she fainted in teh dirt. Then Lord Thurston said "I must get to the theater because there is a party there and i have to go to it now and meet the general" and then he drove really faster like the wind and totally drifted like 5 times. Lord Thurston arrived like really very fast at the theater party where the general was at to talk to the general about the news that he had for the general. Lord thurston jumped out of his automobile and did a backflip and said "General, I have news for you, there are totally bad guys coming with guns that go like pew pew pew and they are going to take our stuff!" The General was surprised by this and his monocle flew off his face, and everyone else was so surprised by this that their monocles flew off too, sometimes landing in someone else's eye and then that person would be surprised and it'd fly off again. Also all the women fainted because they had the vapors. "We must do something" said the general and so the general walked like really fast to where his army was and said "lets get those bad guys!" and the army was all like "huzzah!" Lord thuston followed the general and picked up two wepons that he held in each hand with his fingers, "yes" he thought, "these wepons will kill really well when i shoot them at the enamy" And so The general and lord thurston and the army found the bad guys. The general said "now yuo will pay for trying to take our stuff!" and the bad guys said "No, YOU!" and then they starting shooting each other ith the bullets from their guns. Lord Thurston and the general did like 15 backflips and killed half the bad guys as bullets sped past them going "pew pew pew." When all the bad guys were dead Lord thurston said to the general "i guess thats it, hahaha" and Lord thurston put on his jetpack, did a backflip, and hovered away really fast and everyone's monocles flew off again.

To be continued?
 
Flyingdebris said:
I've actually tried mimicing his writing style and have created a short story set in the ealy 1900s complete with rich people and monocles

Lord thurston DEAD RECKONING

Lord Thurston walked raelly fast like litning to his automobile and did a backflip and landed inside the automobile with his legs. Madame Weatherbottom said "good Haevens" and fainted and fell and got dirty because she fainted in teh dirt. Then Lord Thurston said "I must get to the theater because there is a party there and i have to go to it now and meet the general" and then he drove really faster like the wind and totally drifted like 5 times. Lord Thurston arrived like really very fast at the theater party where the general was at to talk to the general about the news that he had for the general. Lord thurston jumped out of his automobile and did a backflip and said "General, I have news for you, there are totally bad guys coming with guns that go like pew pew pew and they are going to take our stuff!" The General was surprised by this and his monocle flew off his face, and everyone else was so surprised by this that their monocles flew off too, sometimes landing in someone else's eye and then that person would be surprised and it'd fly off again. Also all the women fainted because they had the vapors. "We must do something" said the general and so the general walked like really fast to where his army was and said "lets get those bad guys!" and the army was all like "huzzah!" Lord thuston followed the general and picked up two wepons that he held in each hand with his fingers, "yes" he thought, "these wepons will kill really well when i shoot them at the enamy" And so The general and lord thurston and the army found the bad guys. The general said "now yuo will pay for trying to take our stuff!" and the bad guys said "No, YOU!" and then they starting shooting each other ith the bullets from their guns. Lord Thurston and the general did like 15 backflips and killed half the bad guys as bullets sped past them going "pew pew pew." When all the bad guys were dead Lord thurston said to the general "i guess thats it, hahaha" and Lord thurston put on his jetpack, did a backflip, and hovered away really fast and everyone's monocles flew off again.

To be continued?
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laugh.
 
Some of the words you spelled right he would have never gotten, but it's still funny.

I wish that guy wrote more often , it's hilarious reading his crap.
 
:DDDDDDDD
Gonna try my hand at this.

Mega Man, Y? Because he Has to!

Mega Man Y who was Mega Man Xs brother was one day just hanging out by the beach where he liked to relax. His brain is a computer so even at the beach one day he got an email from Zero's brother the Mavrick hunter. Y got up and dashed fast out of the beach to his headquarters where the other mavrick hunters were so they could find out what was going on. "What is going on?" asid the Mega Man. Another robot appeared and said to him "A huge robot has appeared and is trying to destroy the city?" Mega Man said "Let roll!" and he went of and did a backflip when he teleoprted out of the headquarters to a level where there was teh enemies. Mega Man Y used his buster shot to shot the enemies becuse they wear just dum robots anywas. He jumped and he ddi an air dash and climbed the wall and did a backflip up to teh secret area where he found an ancshent capsule of Dr Lite. "Step into the capsule please for the secret wepon" said the hollow gram od Dr Lite. The lites of the capsule surrounded mega man and he was charged up and knew the weakness of the boss so he left and walked fast past the rest of the enemies to the end of the level where the huge robot was. All of sudden a huge spike ball appeared and crashed into the ground but mega man Y was too fast so he escaped it wit a quick dash. "this robot is a huge and powerful" he thought so he made his Y buster charge up and he flew into teh air and shot his Y buster into its weakness because all the robots have one. Suddenly the robot fired lazer beams at mega man and burnt his armor, but only a little because his armor was the power up kind from Dr Lite. "I have to do this" he said, so he charged up his special attack really fast and flew up and said "TAKE THIS" and the charged shot went into the huge roboots eyes and then he couldnt see with his eyes. Then out of no wear Sigmas brother Omega appeared with a black cape on the big robots head and link up with it with is connectors so he gave it some vision with his parts. " I will defeat you, Y, and all youre maeverick hunters! mwa haha hahaha!"
And mega man Y new he was in for challnge now, but did he could he do it?

To be continued...?
 
_Z_Ryuken said:
:DDDDDDDD
Gonna try my hand at this.

Mega Man, Y? Because he Has to!

Mega Man Y who was Mega Man Xs brother was one day just hanging out by the beach where he liked to relax. His brain is a computer so even at the beach one day he got an email from Zero's brother the Mavrick hunter. Y got up and dashed fast out of the beach to his headquarters where the other mavrick hunters were so they could find out what was going on. "What is going on?" asid the Mega Man. Another robot appeared and said to him "A huge robot has appeared and is trying to destroy the city?" Mega Man said "Let roll!" and he went of and did a backflip when he teleoprted out of the headquarters to a level where there was teh enemies. Mega Man Y used his buster shot to shot the enemies becuse they wear just dum robots anywas. He jumped and he ddi an air dash and climbed the wall and did a backflip up to teh secret area where he found an ancshent capsule of Dr Lite. "Step into the capsule please for the secret wepon" said the hollow gram od Dr Lite. The lites of the capsule surrounded mega man and he was charged up and knew the weakness of the boss so he left and walked fast past the rest of the enemies to the end of the level where the huge robot was. All of sudden a huge spike ball appeared and crashed into the ground but mega man Y was too fast so he escaped it wit a quick dash. "this robot is a huge and powerful" he thought so he made his Y buster charge up and he flew into teh air and shot his Y buster into its weakness because all the robots have one. Suddenly the robot fired lazer beams at mega man and burnt his armor, but only a little because his armor was the power up kind from Dr Lite. "I have to do this" he said, so he charged up his special attack really fast and flew up and said "TAKE THIS" and the charged shot went into the huge roboots eyes and then he couldnt see with his eyes. Then out of no wear Sigmas brother Omega appeared with a black cape on the big robots head and link up with it with is connectors so he gave it some vision with his parts. " I will defeat you, Y, and all youre maeverick hunters! mwa haha hahaha!"
And mega man Y new he was in for challnge now, but did he could he do it?

To be continued...?
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Y_Ryuken? one day Y_Ryuken...:cheese:
 
Well I suppose i'll contribute my own.

Theef:the REALLY dark age.

It was dark age and it was caled that because there were no light bulbs and the pants didn't sing and the birds didn't grow because it was always really dark. It was night or maybe it was day when Garrett decided he would go thieving because he was a thief and thiefs did that because it was really dark and no one could see anythin. He jumped out of his apartement and did 2 backflips and then snuck real fast like LITNING to lord brandfords mansion because he knew that he had a scepter that he could sell to his friend once he feed him out of Hammeright prison! When he got to the mansion he was like I should find another way one because there is a zombie guard at the gate with a normal guard but he listened anyways and heard "MOARGH MOOORGH" and then the guard was like "Yeah I like to watch bear fighting too, I always like it when the taffers have sharps REALLY SHARP." so Garrett was like sneaking around the mansion when he saw a servant, but he didn't see Garrett because Garrett was best thief evr. Then he continued and saw a torch and torches were bad because you can't sneak under them and youd get caught and beaten. So Garrett was really cuning and shot a water arrow at torch and was like all cool before he continued doing a backflip in the process.
He saw guard real drunk standing by door and was like to himself not outloud else guard would know he was there "I need to get in that door because it goes down into sewars where there are spiders and stuff and leads to the mansion where I can get sceptar and save my friend from hammeright prison and then sell it to him and get a new wall unit." with that he backflipped real slow above the guards head like Matrix except it wasn't ghetoo or cliche because there was no Matrix then and it was too dark for any fan boy to see and Garrett was real cunning. The guard was like "HICCUP I DIDNT SEE A THING BECAUSE I AM DRUNK" and Garrett was like "Good" and took his key and opened the door without the guard even blinking an eye because there are goasts in dark age and they sometimes open doors and guards blame them and are like "What if it's a goast? THAT BE SOMETHING"
So then he jumped down a well into a big stream and then he began to float before he saw underwater a small cave which would probably lead to treasure because why else would there be a cave in sewars that are turd full? So he dodged the turds real slow and swam in and he saw big spiders but he couldn't squish them because in the dark ages small spiders were bigger than tarantula and were like all angry like and fought zombies even though they'd die but they do fight anyhow. So Garrett stole a vase from the spiders but the spiders didn't notice and they didn't have webs to hold it so Garrett made a smart say and was like "Ha spiders I trick you too because im best in the world" so then he backflipped in the stream and swam down it as he got out and threw crates well. Then he opened door and got in Manor of Bradford and was like "I got in"

To be continued...?
 
GordonFreeman911 said:
'Nuff backflips, but no LITNING :(
And You forgot
To be continued...?
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He jumped out of his apartement and did 2 backflips and then snuck real fast like LITNING to lord brandfords mansion because he knew that he had a scepter that he could sell to his friend once he feed him out of Hammeright prison!

Sorry for the no to be continued...? I fixed it.
 
Ha that pretty much sums up Theif, in a super ridiculous wai. Man I loved that game.

But you spelled goasts wrong, or right, which is wrong in this case. :/

Azner said:
Y_Ryuken? one day Y_Ryuken...:cheese:
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One day Y_Ryuken who was Zee Rue Kins' brother did a baclflip really fast like litning to teh last bost and landed on his head and walked really fast on his head and teh boss was like "NO!" and ddint able to see because Y_Ryuken was stepped on his eyes and then he won the long fight fast because he is almost as awsom as his brother.
 
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