Happy Birthday Dubya

[CptStern]

Happy Birthday bush!

today George W turns 60


now drop your drawers so I can give you 60 whacks ...kinda like you've been doing to the rest of the world since 2000

 

[clarky003]

lol, happy indictment day next plz.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I'm trying to work out Stern's intentions of starting this thread. Not is all it seems! Lets hope he has a nice day.

 

[gick]

For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
etc.

 

[99.vikram]

\o/ at the pic!

Sometimes I wonder how much more damage he can do before being replaced.

 

[Raeven0]

Happy birthday, you're not special,
You're getting older and not much better,
We all want to embarrass you,
That's why we're singing this song,
So happy ****ing birthday,
You're not special,
You're not special

Maybe now he can die and let someone smarter take over.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Happy Brithday Indeed. He is getting around pretty well and looking pretty fit for a man of his age. Good for him!

Alas, if only his diplomacy skills were getting better with his age....

 

[Cormeh]

Happy Birthday Stallone! Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday to Bush as well

 

[Icarusintel]

I hope he has a great birthday, he certainly deserves a day with a bit less stress.

 

[satch919]

I hope he has a great birthday, he certainly deserves a day with a bit less stress.

No, he doesn't. Most of his problems were brought on by his actions.

 

[K e r b e r o s]

Satch, wether or not Bush knows any better, its still not logical nor fundementally sane/nice to bunkrupt someone of happiness or belonging.

Perhaps he was a mean nasty, son of a bitch. But coming to terms with lessons from a Vietnam War, realizing in a lot of ways the mistakes of manipulation and a certain ... Donald Rumsfeld, Bush has gotten better.

I mean, he used to be all gung-ho. At least he's trying at restraint.

 

[sinkoman]

I swear, somebody needs to shoot him.

Now.

He's like the ugly chearleader in highschool.

"BITCH! Take off the ****ing shirt, we don't want to be associated with you."

EDIT: Has anybody seen his latest statements on the whole NK crisis?

It's like ****ing standup.

 

[15357]

Yay! Happy birthday, Mr. Bush!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Happy Birthday, Mr. President.

http://dubyasong.ytmnd.com/

 

[Icarusintel]

No, he doesn't. Most of his problems were brought on by his actions.

Would you rather him make worse decisions from being over-stressed, or be allowed to clear his head and look at things calmly and clearly?

 

[CptStern]

Satch, wether or not Bush knows any better, its still not logical nor fundementally sane/nice to bunkrupt someone of happiness or belonging.

you're kidding me right? who the **** cares if some lying jackass is happy or not ..he obviously doesnt give a shit of the 100,000+ irais who've died or thousands of american soldiers who've died ..sorry but imho he deserves as good as he dishes out

Perhaps he was a mean nasty, son of a bitch. But coming to terms with lessons from a Vietnam War, realizing in a lot of ways the mistakes of manipulation and a certain ... Donald Rumsfeld, Bush has gotten better.

I mean, he used to be all gung-ho. At least he's trying at restraint.

you're mistaken ...bush is not in a state of self-restraint ..I'd argue that he's more like a deer in front of headlights (confused, bewildered and with his back to the wall) ..he went from slogan chewing puppet to cartoonish inept fall guy

 

[63]

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18357 <--- you've all seen it a million times!

:|

 

[Parlez]

LOL! Nice picture stern

 

[15357]

you're kidding me right? who the **** cares if some lying jackass is happy or not ..he obviously doesnt give a shit of the 100,000+ irais who've died or thousands of american soldiers who've died ..sorry but imho he deserves as good as he dishes out

Uh, why did he go to the funeral services, visit camps, ect even though he knew people there would curse him then?

 

[CptStern]

Uh, why did he go to the funeral services, visit camps, ect even though he knew people there would curse him then?

I'm pretty sure he still hasnt attended a single funeral

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article12125.htm
http://www.vaiw.org/vet/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=269
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/17/AR2005061701443.html

 

[15357]

Ok, my sources seem to be wrong......


*executes a few people*

 

[satch919]

Would you rather him make worse decisions from being over-stressed, or be allowed to clear his head and look at things calmly and clearly?

The guy has taken more vacations than any other President and he still makes tons of mistakes. He can't even make good decisions when he's relaxed and calm.

Wasn't he on vacation when he was handed the memo about Al Queda attacking the US with planes?

 

[theotherguy]

The guy has taken more vacations than any other President and he still makes tons of mistakes. He can't even make good decisions when he's relaxed and calm.

Wasn't he on vacation when he was handed the memo about Al Queda attacking the US with planes?

he was actually in a schoolroom conducting some sort of PR stunt for literacy. He then told them, "our nation is under attack" or something of the sort and left.

 

[CptStern]

he was actually in a schoolroom conducting some sort of PR stunt for literacy. He then told them, "our nation is under attack" or something of the sort and left.

yup ..here's a photo ..notice the book he's holding is upside down ..he was supposed to read it to the kiddies ..bet it sounded like gibberish

 

[sinkoman]

he was actually in a schoolroom conducting some sort of PR stunt for literacy. He then told them, "our nation is under attack" or something of the sort and left.

If I recall, some secret service agent told him, and he just sat there shocked for like, 10 minutes.

 

[satch919]

he was actually in a schoolroom conducting some sort of PR stunt for literacy. He then told them, "our nation is under attack" or something of the sort and left.

No, not when the WTC/Pentagon disasters were occuring. I'm talking about the memo he recieved in August while on vacation that said something like: 'Bin Laden determined to strike US'.

 

[hool10]

He's like the ugly chearleader in highschool.

He was an ugly cheerleader, only in college though: http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/f/bush_college_cheerleader.jpg
And he also played dirty in Rugby: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3606/bushyalerighthook6md.gif
And I find it ironic that nobody ever talks about what he was doing before 9/11. He was taking over protected wildlife refuges in Alaska for oil (even though he said when he was being elected was to protect the environment). He was also playing lots of golf instead of doing his job. :dozey:

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

yup ..here's a photo ..notice the book he's holding is upside down ..he was supposed to read it to the kiddies ..bet it sounded like gibberish

That's a doctored photo, it's on snopes.com

And I find it ironic that nobody ever talks about what he was doing before 9/11. He was taking over protected wildlife refuges in Alaska for oil (even though he said when he was being elected was to protect the environment). He was also playing lots of golf instead of doing his job. :dozey:

Chinese spy plane prisoner situation. He handled that very, very well, and secured the release and safety of our airmen when China took them as prisoners.

 

[sinkoman]

He was an ugly cheerleader, only in college though: http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/D/f/bush_college_cheerleader.jpg
And he also played dirty in Rugby: http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3606/bushyalerighthook6md.gif
And I find it ironic that nobody ever talks about what he was doing before 9/11. He was taking over protected wildlife refuges in Alaska for oil (even though he said when he was being elected was to protect the environment). He was also playing lots of golf instead of doing his job. :dozey:

He was probably doing just fine before 9/11 :/

Anybody else think he's lame ducking already?

For those that don't know what a lame duck pres is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lame_duck_(politics)

 

[Moto]

Anybody else think he's lame ducking already?

You mean he wants to run another term despite not being allowed to? I'm just afraid of Chaney running after all of this. Unfortunately, he would have a pretty good chance with most of the current Bush supporters. I don't know. I don't like the guy at all.

 

[satch919]

You mean he wants to run another term despite not being allowed to? I'm just afraid of Chaney running after all of this. Unfortunately, he would have a pretty good chance with most of the current Bush supporters. I don't know. I don't like the guy at all.

I don't think so. Cheney's approval rating is much lower than that of Bush.

Just 18 percent said they had a favorable view of the vice president, down from 23 percent in January.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/27/opinion/polls/main1350874.shtml

 

[sinkoman]

You mean he wants to run another term despite not being allowed to? I'm just afraid of Chaney running after all of this. Unfortunately, he would have a pretty good chance with most of the current Bush supporters. I don't know. I don't like the guy at all.

Lame Duck pres = pres who goes "**** it, i'm just gonna relax" when his last term is almost up.

Wikipedia has a diff definition than I was taught :/

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1363/untitled16pu.jpg

 

[hool10]

He was probably doing just fine before 9/11 :/

Yeah he was doing fine before 9/11..........not making decisions at all but rather playing golf. :| *Edit: In fact I rather him do that rather create war and chaos but unfortunately that didn't happen.

 

[Llama]

he was actually in a schoolroom conducting some sort of PR stunt for literacy. He then told them, "our nation is under attack" or something of the sort and left.

IIRC, he just sat there for some time and didnt leave at all :|

 

[15357]

IIRC, he made a lot of speeches.

 

[Vigilante]

Give him 60 mushroom tats

 

[kirovman]

I thought a lame duck president was where the house of representatives held a majority of the opposition party, effectively neutering the president's ability to pass legislation (because the house would vote against him each time).

 

[sinkoman]

I thought a lame duck president was where the house of representatives held a majority of the opposition party, effectively neutering the president's ability to pass legislation (because the house would vote against him each time).

Meh.

Guess there are differen't definitions :/

 

[theotherguy]

IIRC, he just sat there for some time and didnt leave at all :|

oh right, now I remember, he just sat there staring into space with a dumbfounded look on his face. I don't blame him for being freaked, but he could have done something more useful than sit there.