Happy Birthday

[Shem]

Were you expecting a glorious and magical birthday thread for one of our beloved members here? Of course you were, but now I have the delight of telling you you were wrong, BECAUSE IT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON'S ****ING BIRTHDAY.

For those of you who may not know, George Washington was the first President of the United States and is pretty much the coolest deceased guy I know. So everyone give him a nice pat on the back and a 'Happy Birthday' message because today is the day we celebrate his achievements and accomplishments.

 

[YROC]

Where's the punch and pie? I was told there would be punch and pie.

 

[Raziaar]

Should have freed those slaves before you died, instead of trying to latch on to them and recapture them when they escaped.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE! I mean you're cool and all, for all the other things, but dumb for the stupid things like slave owning(until your death). I can expect some of it being a man of your times... a rich man.

 

[Sheepo]

If only we had valued his parting advice.