Hay guys

[Assaj_Ventress]

Some friends of mine go here, seems like a pretty awesome place; figured I'd join I be from Canada, equally like pc and console games, agnostic, left wing, and I think father gregory WINS.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Do I sense a female presence upon these boards?

OHSHI-

Welcome, buttsecks, ect.

 

[Que-Ever]

What? You can't buttsecks a girl.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh yes you can. How are you so sure it's a chick? Could be a one legged midget transvestite hooker for all we know.

 

[Krynn72]

Check her profile newb. She says shes a "gay dude in a girls body" and therefore a straight female, and therefore buttsecksable. Everybody wins!

Oh, and since no one else has, I suppose ill offer up the obligatory

"Welcome to hl2.net... Its safer here."


Someone else can do the Danimal warning.

 

[Lucid]

Star Wars ftw.

Welcum 2 teh interweb messej bored!!!1

 

[Que-Ever]

Danimal is a loveable fellow, I'm sure you'll all get along just great.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Welcome to the forums.



That smile was totally notfake.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Check her profile newb. She says shes a "gay dude in a girls body" and therefore a straight female, and therefore buttsecksable. Everybody wins!

Oh, and since no one else has, I suppose ill offer up the obligatory

"Welcome to hl2.net... Its safer here."


Someone else can do the Danimal warning.

Wait...People have profiles here?

 

[TCfromBN]

Welcome, please keep both cheeks squeezed together at all times for maximum comfort.


A girl that's into pr0n?


.
.
.
On second thought:
Spread those cheeks!


J/K... or am I???

 

[Sulkdodds]

Cease this rampant mysoginy or I will turn into a woman and cockslap you!

But honestly, in this day and age, girls on the internet are not surprising anymore.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cease this rampant mysoginy or I will turn into a woman and cockslap you!

But honestly, in this day and age, girls on the internet are not surprising anymore.

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ WUT

 

[the show 1347]

Welcome.

Enjoy your stay here.

 

[Sudano]

Hello.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

<insert obligatory Danimal / general HL2.NET stereotypical warning here>

 

[Assaj_Ventress]

lmfao girls on teh intarwebs ^.^ hey everyone, glad to be here

(porn= suprising? XD)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How do I shot belief?

 

[Krynn72]

How do I shoop whoop?!

I always wondered... is woman porn different than man porn?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Welcome to Halflife2.net, drink the water, we definitely didn't put anything in it, for you to 'forget'.

Also, ignore the generic attacks on your personal space in the newbie section. It's a test to weed out the weaklings. Advice- move on promptly.

 

[Sudano]

If everything keeps going like this, shes going to get e-raped. Relax guys, there are women in real life too, get outside and find some lol.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I would, but last time I tried to find something in real life Jesus did bad things...

 

[Krynn72]

I would, but last time I tried to find something in real life Jesus did bad things...

I can vouch for that.


*cries*

 

[Baal]

Hello fellow canuck.

You can ignore everyone in this thread, they're just insane.

Like me

 

[Krynn72]

Its true

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ere-Er, Objection!

 

[Danimal]

WHO DARES SUMMON M--

*Looks around*

Oh. Sup.

 

[TCfromBN]

lmfao girls on teh intarwebs ^.^ hey everyone, glad to be here

(also, me = gay dude in a girls body, so porn really shouldnt be suprising XD)

Questions:

#1- What is a gay man in a girls body? Like are you like a the opposite of a male lesbian?

#2- Is female porn in fact the same as male porn?


That is all.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..

............|\
............| \
............|_\
...______|__________
...\___ A BOAT_____/
....\_____________/

which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

****er came out of nowhere

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Lol, tollbooth spam.

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..

............|\
............| \
............|_\
...______|__________
...\___ A BOAT_____/
....\_____________/

which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

****er came out of nowhere

 

[Krynn72]

**** That Boat!

 

[Danimal]

I've had it with these boats!

 

[TCfromBN]

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY...

















...f*ck it...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I've had it with these boats!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*CKING BOATS ON THIS MOTHER F*CKING FORUM!

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY...

















...f*ck it...

F*ck it with a BOAT?!

 

[Lucid]

Wow.

 

[Assaj_Ventress]

Welcome to Halflife2.net, drink the water, we definitely didn't put anything in it, for you to 'forget'.

Also, ignore the generic attacks on your personal space in the newbie section. It's a test to weed out the weaklings. Advice- move on promptly.

experience with online forums and geeky guys = me, i'll be fine ^.^

Questions:

#1- What is a gay man in a girls body? Like are you like a the opposite of a male lesbian?

#2- Is female porn in fact the same as male porn?


That is all.

#1- i'm basically a dude except i'm biologically a girl and like men

#2- not for me it isnt, nope ^.^

 

[Higlac]

Ere-Er, Objection!

He means Ere-Er, Erection!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He means Ere-Er, Erection!!

Objection!

 

[Remus]

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..

............|\
............| \
............|_\_______________
.............|________________\\\\
.............|____A__NUKE____ ||||
............|_/ ______________////
............| /
............|/



which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

****er came out of nowhere

 

[Sudano]

I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?

 

[TCfromBN]

Press button ----> o
Receive Bacon -> ٤٤٤