Head On

[Raziaar]

Okay... okay these commercials are driving me into a murder frenzy. How many damn scam products do they need?

HeadOn
ActivOn
FirstOn

I just saw a commercial for PreferOn... apply to your scars.


I'm waiting for TurnOn - Apply directly to your genitalia, TurnOn - Apply directly to your genitalia, TurnOn - Apply directly to your genitalia.

Oh Baby.
Oh Baby.
Oh Baby.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.
BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.
BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.

That's what I think about them.

 

[Raziaar]

BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.
BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.
BarrelOn - Apply directly to the tempal.

That's what I think about them.

Indubitably!


What makes it ultimately annoying, is that History Channel allows this shit for a company to sponsor their shows... so I'm subjected to it every time I try to watch history channel.

 

[Cavalry]

send an e-mail full of comborgz

like that,but many more,and be sure to say "your product has turned me into a borg,I shall terminate you"

Indubitably!


What makes it ultimately annoying, is that History Channel allows this shit for a company to sponsor their shows... so I'm subjected to it every time I try to watch history channel.

watch the Discovery channel!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Indubitably!


What makes it ultimately annoying, is that History Channel allows this shit for a company to sponsor their shows... so I'm subjected to it every time I try to watch history channel.

I stopped watching CNN once they began airing the ads about four times every commercial break. I gave up. It's not worth finding out who got kidnapped/lost/shot/raped/assassinated/AWWWW RIIIIIGHT today if I have to sit through this crap.

And stop saying dat.

 

[Raziaar]

watch the Discovery channel!

I do watch the Discovery Channel.

90% of my viewing is of History Channel, Discovery, and Discovery Times. Discovery annoys me with that stupid ass show Man VS Wild though. And I once saw Discovery Times re-air 4 different shows 6 times each in a 24 hour period. That gets annoying too.

 

[Cavalry]

well,they don't have many successful shows other then Mythbusters,thats why they re-air the same show so much
I love when shark week comes around though

 

[Smoke]

Built for the kill and megastructures always entertains, too.

Oh, and how it's made/any other variation of that show is great.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

They should get the brain juices going then. Hold them at cock point and force them to pitch new ideas.

Good ideas.

Planet Earth/Blue Planet kick ass, also. Bear Grylls ain't no god either.

 

[Raziaar]

well,they don't have many successful shows other then Mythbusters,thats why they re-air the same show so much
I love when shark week comes around though

Discovery Times... different channel than Discovery. They mostly have murder case shows... like Life of a Crime, Most Evil, The New Detectives, 48 hours hard evidence and more.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Did they ever air that show about alien wildlife on other planets?

 

[Cavalry]

yes,entirely boring

 

[Dalamari]

The Head On ads lost their annoyance when they started acknowledging they were being annoying.

In other news, just realized I've got over 1.5k posts, woot

 

[Cheomesh]

Ugh I hate those.

However, here is worse: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I

Enjoi.

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh I hate those.

However, here is worse:

Enjoi.

Thanks, that was great.

 

[Sheepo]

Enjoi.

What's so entertaining about that? The fact that they were so overweight they had to take a pill. Well AYDS worked fine for me! Sometimes this site makes me sick.

Spoiler

Kidding!

On topic, whenever I see head on I just think about a bit about the ad from the Colbert Report, and I just laugh and laugh.

 

[Vegeta897]

Question!

Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AYDS!?

 

[delusional]

Has anyone tried HeadOn to see if it works? I wanna know.

LOL AYDS.

 

[Jintor]

Apply directly to the forehead!

 

[Cormeh]

No HardOn jokes?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

HardOn.

Apply directly to hooker's face?

 

[Druckles]

No HardOn jokes?

Damn! Was about to say that! Grr

Annoying ads over here would have to be the ones with the annoying tunes. The only ones I like are the ones I can watch more than once.

 

[Lizardizzle]

what about the time warner (i think) one where the guy comes to the door and when the mom opens the door you can see the three kids in the background fighting, so when the mom closes the door you hear, "Who wants to be quiet?!" BOOOOM ( shotgun blast)? I love that one.

everyone always think it's just a bookshelf falling over BUT ITS NOT.

 

[Raziaar]

what about the time warner (i think) one where the guy comes to the door and when the mom opens the door you can see the three kids in the background fighting, so when the mom closes the door you hear, "Who wants to be quiet?!" BOOOOM ( shotgun blast)? I love that one.

everyone always think it's just a bookshelf falling over BUT ITS NOT.

Oh shit... I've seen that one on TV but I don't remember a shotgun blast. LOL Any video link?

 

[Lizardizzle]

was it time warner? or somebody else, cuase i cant find it on youtube...
if you know, please say so