This club, started by yours truly after waiting fifteen minutes (and counting) in a forum waiting for help with my computer issues, is devoted to the aid of ones fellow man. I would recommend that anyone claiming to belong to a religious institution sign to prove their following of the "respect thy neighbour" or related teaching. To join, simply try and help people wherever you see them, especially on the internet.
To show you are a member, simply put something along the lines of "I try and help my friends each day!" or"member of the 'help a friend today' club". You are entitled to help more than one friend a day, or not help any somedays, all that matters is that you try and recognise those in need.
NOTE: acceptance into your heaven not guarenteed! Feel free to talk of those you helped on this forum while i suffer. Best story will win kudos.
To show you are a member, simply put something along the lines of "I try and help my friends each day!" or"member of the 'help a friend today' club". You are entitled to help more than one friend a day, or not help any somedays, all that matters is that you try and recognise those in need.
NOTE: acceptance into your heaven not guarenteed! Feel free to talk of those you helped on this forum while i suffer. Best story will win kudos.
. It's so terrible you should just jump off a bridge now and die, it's the only way out of your awful pain 
