HL2 is cursed!

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its the only explanation to all the crap that the game has been through.

leaks, thefts, delays, lies, lawsuits, confusion, false identities...

im just wandering what other obstacles are going to pop up infront of the release date
 
it's not a curse. it's just valve not going about things in a professional manner
 
It does seem very annoying....but i think about this much would happen to any game hyped this much in the gaming community.
 
the misterious smoking man from the government clearly does not want this game out

(because he does'nt like the way he is being portrayed in the game by hl2's Gman)
 
i think all of this stuff thats happened is adding to the hype... no publicity is bad publicity, and all that.

but everytime the release date starts to see the light at the end of the tunnel, the light turns out to be a train.
 
Maybe HL2 reveals some kind of truth that we're not supposed to know.
 
i think the exact smae thing all the time ... this game is cursed ... everything that could possibly go wrong has gone wrong ... besides valve headquarters being blown up ... but i'd bet my left nut that that happens tomorrow ... :frown: :frown:
 
SFLUFAN said:
Maybe HL2 reveals some kind of truth that we're not supposed to know.

That would be whether CS:S is the multiplayer or not.

BAH, we'll never know!! /me drinks bleach
 
SFLUFAN said:
Maybe HL2 reveals some kind of truth that we're not supposed to know.
that were being brainwashed daily and controlled by a greedy fascist government?

naaaah. :rolling:
 
piss poor public relations from valve, stringing us along while they know they aren't going to make dates, and all the time playing I've got the bigger one with vugames. this crap stinks I wish someone else made a better game than hl1 so I wouldn't care when hl2 comes out.
 
I heard Half-Life 2 actually reveals the existance of God by combining the ontological and cosmological arguments and arriving at a final, universal truth!

/me drinks bleach.
 
its sad but true
when will it ever stop?!?!
just release the freeakin game!
business gets in the way of everything
$$
 
Maybe HL2 reveals some kind of truth that we're not supposed to know.
that were being brainwashed daily and controlled by a greedy fascist government?
no, the truth we're not supposed to know is that the future for mankind is to be brainwashed daily and controlled by a greedy fascist government controlled by aliens from another dimension ;-)
 
rrm said:
no, the truth we're not supposed to know is that the future for mankind is to be brainwashed daily and controlled by a greedy fascist government controlled by aliens from another dimension ;-)
and it all starts in europe...and there will be a revolution...started at target city 17....lol
 
See at this point I barely even care about HL2 anymore, what with all these other great games coming out. Mortal kombat deception, fable, ect ect ect.

I used to be like every day was a day of constantly checking HL2 news, now it's boiled down to delayed....possible delay....VUG may hold off the game for 6 months. We never get new screenshots or movies, like they promised long ago. Now I check HL2 news like once every 2 or 3 days instead of the good old days when I was always checking the news.
 
lets just hope that the game is worth it... would be sad if the game blows after all this shit.
 
Mr. Redundant said:
lets just hope that the game is worth it... would be sad if the game blows after all this shit.

LMAO...wow, long day. It's late and I found that to be very funny. All the hard core fans are gonna say "of course it will be great," but yeah, after this crap, it better.
 
if this game sucks, i swear, im being dead honest, on a weekend, i will go to seattle and personally throw my copy of hl2 at their door and scream really mean things.
 
Ooh! Yes! A curse! I can see it now! First, they make the movie: "Half-Life 2". Then, the crappy sequel set in New York City: "Half-Life 2: Gordon Returns." Yes, so far so good. Then, to milk it for all it's worth, they can make a ride at Universal Studios four years later called "The Curse of Valve!" Pure genius!

(Please Note: I did not come up with this brilliant scheme on my own. It was taken from the makers of The Mummy movies. Do not give me credit. Thank you.)
 
What sucks about all the Delays is that Source was ****ing MIND-BLOWING! 2 years ago--Now its still amazing but there are many engines that can compare to the physics in Source, the Physics in MP2 where amazing, nd that came out like 1-2 years ago, im to tired to check
 
all this history should fit fin in a: E! True videogames history
 
Ownzed said:
It's just really bad luck...lol.
luck is what you make it.
the whole HL2 "fiasco" was misplanned, misrepresented and mishandled.
a lot of pointless shit.

so much for "we didnt say anything about HL2 because we wanted to make sure that we didnt announce it only to make the fans wait"

lol
ah well heres to good intentions, and bad luck.

then again Im drunk,.
 
This is half-life 2... omg... dont you see it? Where all in a big dream.. Vivendi is the combine, GMAN is gabe... Vivendi steals all the copies of HL2, and makes the world bend to there knees and then put masks on and change there name to the combine.. Then.. we are all the citizens..and gordon is... Doug Lombardi!.
We must stop vivendi before they steal all the hl2 copies that valve has!
 
KagePrototype said:
That would be whether CS:S is the multiplayer or not.

BAH, we'll never know!! /me drinks bleach

poor Kage...beginning to lose his sanity...
no Kage... don't do it!!! :(
 
cadaveca said:
and it all starts in europe...and there will be a revolution...started at target city 17....lol

No there will be a civil war in America at the year 2007 then a brief World War 3 then Russia bombs the crap out of America and all the asain countries combine to became a military superpower. So then we have to abandon most technology and follow these 3 rules...

(No, I am not joking. I am serious)

- Get 5 friends that live within 100 miles from you that you trust with your life

- Get a gun

- Get a bike

/me drinks bleach
 
HumaNoiD said:
that were being brainwashed daily and controlled by a greedy fascist government?

naaaah. :rolling:

ROFL. Perhaps.
 
Jesus Lincon said:
What sucks about all the Delays is that Source was ****ing MIND-BLOWING! 2 years ago--Now its still amazing but there are many engines that can compare to the physics in Source, the Physics in MP2 where amazing, nd that came out like 1-2 years ago, im to tired to check
Well, even though MP2 don't even have half the physics HL2 does, I can see your point- Thank god they still have facial animations that are far superior to almost everything on the market.
 
lol you fools when will you just realise there is no Half Life 2 this is a method of control from the US government to hold portions of society in mental ransom forever and eventually your nerd brains will explode with the tension thus killing the intelligent nerds everywhere so the world is left with a cretin population who will be ruled.
 
Draw a pentagram and make a dance in it, because HL2 is DOOMED for at least six months.
 
You know now that I think about it... city 17 is alot like my school

Kouler might be able to back me up here, he used to go there. When someone in our class is a bad boy they get sent to the RTC (Responsible Thinking Centre) there is police (or combine I have seen one with the same mask on once) constantly breathing down my neck and now I have seen things crawl out of our sewers ;(

For everyday that HL2 is delayed after the lawsuit, a child at school will either get mutated (oh god my mutations are bad PM me for info on it but I doubt I want to answer such things) or children will die.

But I might be going overboard... or am i?

Edit - You may call Robina high school... Robina 17. Many 'students' agree on that

A friend named Gavin Simpson said this

Poor hawk-boy, after he woke from his coma he got sent off to the factory.

A stranger I asked said

Dude are you going to save us? If you will please tell the people about that thing that gives off cancer.
 
Mr. Redundant said:
luck is what you make it.
the whole HL2 "fiasco" was misplanned, misrepresented and mishandled.
a lot of pointless shit.


so much for "we didnt say anything about HL2 because we wanted to make sure that we didnt announce it only to make the fans wait"

lol
ah well heres to good intentions, and bad luck.

then again Im drunk,.
that's what i said....... but in a more detailed and more specific explanation :). glad to know i'm not the only one who thinks this
 
caido_souls said:
lol you fools when will you just realise there is no Half Life 2 this is a method of control from the US government to hold portions of society in mental ransom forever and eventually your nerd brains will explode with the tension thus killing the intelligent nerds everywhere so the world is left with a cretin population who will be ruled.
too true :rolling:
 
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