Put Tea Bag in Mouth
Bring water to boil
Pour water in mouth.
CLOSE (Can't stress that enough) mouth and shake water around.
Swallow. Including the bag.
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I don't drink tea, but I'm told I make the best cuppas.
Place teabag and sugar (if required) into cup.
Boil water and add to around 4/5ths of cup.
Stir for about 10 seconds and proceed to squeeze all the moisture out of the bag using your spoon and the side of the cup.
Add milk to taste, and give to someone else to enjoy.