I accidently got a girl pregnant...

[Tollbooth Willie]

...and it's going to be a girl. We're naming her April.













APRIL RAPE!

 

[Vegeta897]

Ah! Raped again!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

**** you.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Bugger-all, you did this LAST YEAR too, I remember!!!

I'm not even sure if it was an April Fools joke or not

 

[French Ninja]

Again, Willeh?

 

[Que-Ever]

hey, me too. We're naming her Clara Harris.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

I killed a guy with a trident....just felt like sharing that.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I raped a women.

 

[Kula Meenur]

you ****ing did this last year willeh! still gives me giggles

 

[Krynn72]

April fools banned.

 

[highlander]

^^ hahaah

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

April fools banned.

banned for saying banned to much.

 

[Kula Meenur]

last time he was bant for a month.



i will give him hot ukranian sechs instead :naughty:

 

[VirusType2]

eat it, to hide the evidence.

 

[phantomdesign]

my semi-girlfriend sort of caught me by surprise while I was at work (over text messages) . . . I was violated throughly, and damn it was good! Then I started violating her back and she had to find a private area! Revenge is sweet! and sexy!

 

[Pesmerga]

I kissed a girl once. She woke up and left, though.

 

[Vegeta897]

I woke up a girl once. She kissed me and left, though.

 

[VirusType2]

I woke up as a girl once, then left and kissed.

my semi-girlfriend sort of caught me by surprise while I was at work (over text messages) . . . I was violated throughly, and damn it was good! Then I started violating her back and she had to find a private area! Revenge is sweet! and sexy!

behind the dumpster is more romantic.

 

[Raziaar]

Though I kissed a girl, she once woke up and left.

behind the dumpster is more romantic

I'd like to do it with ____ in an alley. My bare ass... pressed up against a cold dumpster.

 

[giant384]

he didnt say that last april, that was like july or something

 

[VirusType2]

Though I kissed a girl, she once woke up and left.



I'd like to do it with ____ in an alley. My bare ass... pressed up against a cold dumpster.

I have to say, at work behind the dumpster outside one warm night...She had come to see me at work... Believe it or not it was one of the best.



Spontaneous, risky, plus you're at work all day and all horny you know? Plus she was ****ing hot.


I don't know, I think I was degrading her often for some reason it was empowering. (like ****ing in trucks, ****ing behind the trash heap, ****ing on video camera)



She attempted suicide when I broke it off with her, and she had to be rushed to the emergency room to stitch her throat back up.


Man I been through some shit in my life I tell ya.


She was hot though, but needless to say - crazy.

 

[Baal]

These tags are an endless source of comedy.

 

[CptStern]

Though I kissed a girl, she once woke up and left.



I'd like to do it with ____ in an alley. My bare ass... pressed up against a cold dumpster.

till you both get arrested for indecent exposure

<_<

>_>



btw Tollbooth Willie, the last time you pulled this "I got a girl pregnant" stunt you were temp banned

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=125409&highlight=pregnant

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

So, should I let the monkey devour me or the tiger?

So hard to choose in todays world.

 

[mindless_moder]

I kissed a girl once. She woke up and left, though.

I kissed a girl once , then i woke up and left :'( .

 

[Bad^Hat]

...and it's going to be a girl. We're naming her April.

APRIL RAPE!

Your last name is Rape?

That explains alot.

 

[Druckles]

...and it's going to be a girl. We're naming her April.

APRIL RAPE!

Methinks the time-stamp on this does not lie. Methinks the time-stamp on this indicates late.

 

[Krynn72]

I have have eaten away at the uterus and ingested the egg. Mission accomplished, problem solved.

I never got to say anything before the last thread was closed, but my god i lol'd so hard at this when you posted it.

 

[Reginald]

So, should I let the monkey devour me or the tiger?

So hard to choose in todays world.

A monkey can devour a tiger?

 

[CyberPitz]

I did too. I didn't know I was able to shoot semen out of my fist, though.

 

[evil^milk]

Ahahahaha

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I did too. I didn't know I was able to shoot semen out of my fist, though.

Oh God help me I lol'd.

 

[iizbl4ck]

I kissed a girl once. She woke up and left, though.

LOL...should of raped her instead

 

[Slug Advisor]

I did too. I didn't know I was able to shoot semen out of my fist, though.

Ah, this talent has evaded many a man in the past.

 

[Jintor]

Your other April Fools joke was better.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your other April Fools joke was better.

Which one? That time I left that pregnant woman bleeding out in the middle of the break room, or Don Knott's corpse propped up against the soda beverage machine like a Wild Western Outlaw with a cigar clenched between his teeth and his gun behind his ears?

 

[highlander]

Both.


Oh yes I went there

 

[Evo]

This has served its purpose.