I am the most retarded person in the entire world

[Absinthe]

Well, stupid you for carrying around something illegal in the first place

Meh, screw that. There are times when the law is wrong or even stupid. I don't see why people should live their lives around something that is demonstrably unfair, irrational, and problematic.

I can see this is turning into another "legalize weed debate" *rollseyes*

oe snap

 

[Stigmata]

Smooth work, Ravioli

 

[DEATHMASTER]

lol @ thread.

 

[Danimal]

Well, stupid you for carrying around something illegal in the first place, but even more so for not having it in something more secure.

I can see this is turning into another "legalize weed debate" *rollseyes*

"So instead of leaving the thread to sift to the bottom of the page, I'll just bump it with a post to fuel the debate."

 

[theotherguy]

Stop smoking, stay in school, and get a job.

1) You should not have had any of that on you in the first place
2) You should not have carried it into the mall.
3) If you had gotten caught, you would have deserved it.

 

[VirusType2]

Well, stupid you for carrying around something illegal in the first place, but even more so for not having it in something more secure.

Even your assholes aren't a good hiding spot anymore!

Best place to hide it is to leave it at home.

But be careful. Never hide your weed when you are high! Everyone knows that you won't remember where you put it.

I've just heard that smoking weed inhibits the ability for the brain to learn any new functions.

I never remember anything when I'm high. So I bring a little mini-tape recorder to store important thoughts.

It's a shame, because I'm never more creative than when I'm high, but I never remember anything.

Try doing some programing when you are high. You will have the most awesome ideas. I had to write them down and/or record them with a voice recorder or I forget them. I make some killer music when I'm high, but I make killer music when I'm sober too. The thing is, when I'm sober, I never feel like doing anything creative.

To me, it's the opposite of what the anti-drug commercials tell you. You know they show the two pot heads sitting on the couch, too lazy to change the channel all night. yes, it can do that, but I like to take advantage of the drug and get things done.

I've never had so much fun doing dishes as when I'm high doing dishes and listening to music ... Mundane tasks suddenly become amusing.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Stop smoking, stay in school, and get a job.

"Be a good little conformist consumer, and blindy follow whatever the government says, no matter how illogical."

If you had gotten caught, you would have deserved it.

Deserved it my ass.

"It's bad!"

"Why is it bad?"

"Because it's illegal!"

"Why is it illegal?"

"Because it's bad!"

 

[mchammer75040]

lol, I don't get high.

I have perfectly creative ideas without it, I am strange enough sober, I have no personal need for it.

If you dont smoke this turtle, were gonna have a problem. :|

 

[Krynn72]

Fail on an epic scale.

Rhyme at an epic time.

Thread won.

 

[Danimal]

*grabs shirt and pushes you up against the wall*

How bout we zip your gut down like a pig, then we take your skin and dry it out.
Then we can use your dry skin to roll your weed. Then we're gunna light it, and stick it in your pretty little skinless mouth.

See, I am creative right guys? Right?! *holding bloody knife in hand*
I am just kidding hammer, seriously. O_O

Does Hammer have to choke a bitch?

 

[mchammer75040]

Haha danimal. I will break your lil turtle legs, zombie, if you keep on with this shit. Anyways talking about smoking human bodies, Ive talked with my dad and he has no problem with me rolling him into a joint when he passes away. I bet that will be a weird experience.

 

[Muffin Man]

Does Hammer have to choke a bitch?

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

 

[mchammer75040]

that would be nice and all, if I didn't already cut your tiny little fingers off last night. Typing with your tounge working out well? Surprised it's not more busy softly licking an erect penis, slut :naughty:

Who will roll your weed now??

Your mother will or any of the other down-syndrome midget kevin spacey wanna be's Ive porked in your family.
EDIT:my thoughts exactly techno.

 

[Cheomesh]

Well, stupid you for carrying around something illegal in the first place, but even more so for not having it in something more secure.

I can see this is turning into another "legalize weed debate" *rollseyes*

Yeh. I'm going to leave this thread before I facepalm so hard I get stuck.

 

[Phobie]

Dressing ghetto? You tool.

Oh and you're a moron, dumbass, idiot etc. for the hash too. GET A TIN.

Basically what I would have said, had you not.

 

[Wanted Bob]

At first sight I thought that this was gonna be an overstatement.

I was wrong.

 

[Seppo]

but the hash is ok? tell me, is the hash ok?

 

[mchammer75040]

The funny thing would be if the guy had dog shit on his shoe when he stepped on the hash.

 

[VirusType2]

but the hash is ok? tell me, is the hash ok?

no, much of it was lost at the scene! They had to abandon it, and sweep it around by dispersing it with their feet. All is not well.

 

[theotherguy]

"Be a good little conformist consumer, and blindy follow whatever the government says, no matter how illogical."

How is it illogical to stay in school and get a job? The "stop smoking" part is simply my personal opinion.

Deserved it my ass.

"It's bad!"

"Why is it bad?"

"Because it's illegal!"

"Why is it illegal?"

"Because it's bad!"

He deserved it because what he did was stupid, regardless of whether or not he was doing drugs.

Look, I understand where you're coming from. It's the third order of moral reasoning, where one sticks to principles rather than laws or order. That is a very admirable form of reasoning to have, when its applied correctly.

I don't think that weed is "bad", I just think that he shouldn't have had it out in the open. I don't do drugs because I personally do not like the idea of it, and would rather spend my time doing something productive rather than seeking out, craving and using a worthless substance which I have no desire to have. I'd rather be in control of my own thoughts rather than have them hijacked by a chemical, and I'd rather feel and act sane and sober than foolish and high.

 

[mchammer75040]

How is it illogical to stay in school and get a job? The "stop smoking" part is simply my personal opinion.



He deserved it because what he did was stupid, regardless of whether or not he was doing drugs.

Look, I understand where you're coming from. It's the third order of moral reasoning, where one sticks to principles rather than laws or order. That is a very admirable form of reasoning to have, when its applied correctly..

Agreed, he shouldnt be walking around with it.

I don't think that weed is "bad", I just think that he shouldn't have had it out in the open. I don't do drugs because I personally do not like the idea of it, and would rather spend my time doing something productive rather than seeking out, craving and using a worthless substance which I have no desire to have. I'd rather be in control of my own thoughts rather than have them hijacked by a chemical, and I'd rather feel and act sane and sober than foolish and high.

I wouldnt say you get hijacked from any kind of substance (especially weed) but yea its just an opinion either way, and anyone who is (no offense ravoli) dumb enough to walk around in a ****in mall with it deserves punishment, even if its only the verbal abuse from helplife2.net.

 

[Seppo]

heh yeah i have to add that it was a really dumb thing to do. funny too, but also pretty stupid even though it was a harmless accident. But one would expect you to be more careful if you're carrying illegal stuff in your pocket

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

How is it illogical to stay in school and get a job? The "stop smoking" part is simply my personal opinion.



He deserved it because what he did was stupid, regardless of whether or not he was doing drugs.

Look, I understand where you're coming from. It's the third order of moral reasoning, where one sticks to principles rather than laws or order. That is a very admirable form of reasoning to have, when its applied correctly.

I don't think that weed is "bad", I just think that he shouldn't have had it out in the open. I don't do drugs because I personally do not like the idea of it, and would rather spend my time doing something productive rather than seeking out, craving and using a worthless substance which I have no desire to have. I'd rather be in control of my own thoughts rather than have them hijacked by a chemical, and I'd rather feel and act sane and sober than foolish and high.

Well, thank you for a level headed reply, and I apologise if I got a bit hot under the collar. Although your jabs at the end show you haven't experienced the potentials of these experiences, and therefore really have no right to judge...

 

[mchammer75040]

Well, thank you for a level headed reply, and I apologise if I got a bit hot under the collar. Although your jabs at the end show you haven't experienced the potentials of these experiences, and therefore really have no right to judge...

Yea true, technically coffee is a psychoactive and noone gets "hijacked" by caffine.

 

[JNightshade]

Haha, I hate that. I was really stoned in a pizzeria once and tried to pull out my money in the middle of the line; instead my hand came up with a bag of weed. I kinda stood there uncomprehending, until I realized what I was looking at and immediately jammed it back into my pocket

 

[VirusType2]

heh yeah i have to add that it was a really dumb thing to do. funny too, but also pretty stupid even though it was a harmless accident. But one would expect you to be more careful if you're carrying illegal stuff in your pocket

Yeah, but you don't think clearly when you are high. When you are drunk you might try to be more careful driving, but you might still wreck. :O

I still say, if you have drugs on you to take your ass home or whatever.


I can't imagine buying some drugs, getting high, then walking around with the shit at the mall anymore.

You are looking for trouble.

Lots to learn.


Not trying to preach, but I've been arrested for weed a couple times, so I know better now.

 

[Ennui]

It's an illegal drug, and theres really no legitimate need for someone to just be carrying it around in their pocket at a store.

It's just as stupid as a 16 year old carring a small bottle of gin in his pocket while walking around in a store.

I disagree on the 'legitimate need' part. Maybe he smoked just before going to the store or was planning to just after? You're right, though, it's not very responsible to carry weed anywhere other than smoke spots or your house... but everyone does anyway.

lol, I don't get high.

I have perfectly creative ideas without it, I am strange enough sober, I have no personal need for it.

Funny, all of those apply to me to and I smoke all the damn time!

I don't think that weed is "bad", I just think that he shouldn't have had it out in the open. I don't do drugs because I personally do not like the idea of it, and would rather spend my time doing something productive rather than seeking out, craving and using a worthless substance which I have no desire to have. I'd rather be in control of my own thoughts rather than have them hijacked by a chemical, and I'd rather feel and act sane and sober than foolish and high.

You're being pleasant and reasonable in this thread, but you're also trying to act innocent and say "I don't think it's bad, I just don't like doing them myself" and then follow that up with tons of unsubstantiated loaded adjectives like unproductive, foolish, hijacked, craving, worthless, etc. I am perfectly capable (and have many times) of being productive, sane, lucid, reasonable, intelligent, in control of my thoughts, etc, no matter how high I am. I do not crave weed, it's not worthless, and I would argue that there are no real differences between decisions I make sober or high. If you don't want to argue about whether it's bad or not and choose to signify so by hiding behind what is "just your opinion" then don't imply or say things that aren't true.

 

[Seppo]

i don't care if people smoke weed. it might as well be legalized, i don't care. in high school I had friends who smoked alot. but what really annoys me is when people try to act cool because they smoked weed. or when they constantly talk about it, like they wanted to make sure that I know they're "unique" when they smoke weed. big friggin deal dude. newsflash, everyone does it.

it's the same with alcohol. "no, i don't want to listen to your stupid stories from last friday. i'm not interested."

i got bored listening to that stuff when i was 15.

 

[Pesmerga]

Do you keep your money in plastic bags?

 

[Acepilotf14]

The fact of it is; I don't care whether or not you smoke or drink, the only thing that matters is HOW you use it. Do you spend every ****ling cent you have on it? Would you sell your mother or your sex organ(s) to buy moar? Then you're a stupid ****tard. Now, if it doesn't affect you, maybe it's on the weekend and your computer just exploded and you aren't planning on doing anything or going anywhere, and you had just bought Half-Life 3 and were the first to play it, but your computer exploded, as noted before, you are obviously going to be really ticked. If it doesn't affect your moral choices and doesn't effect anyone around you badly, then no one gives a shit.

 

[TCfromBN]

He's not stupid for having hash, he's stupid because he pulled it out and it flew everywhere.

And no, weed doesn't do that to your brain...

 

[VirusType2]

The fact of it is; I don't care whether or not you smoke or drink, the only thing that matters is HOW you use it. Do you spend every ****ling cent you have on it? Would you sell your mother or your sex organ(s) to buy moar? Then you're a stupid ****tard. Now, if it doesn't affect you, maybe it's on the weekend and your computer just exploded and you aren't planning on doing anything or going anywhere, and you had just bought Half-Life 3 and were the first to play it, but your computer exploded, as noted before, you are obviously going to be really ticked. If it doesn't affect your moral choices and doesn't effect anyone around you badly, then no one gives a shit.

It's much easier to get through times of no money if you have weed, than it is to get through times with money, but no weed.

 

[Tyguy]

I pinch

 

[Vegeta897]

Yes thats right. You may not believe what you are about to read but i have nothing to prove it other than my word.


Yesterday i was hanging out with a friend and we went to this one store to buy a watch for his gf. We were dressed kinda ghetto so it looked like we were gona steal something so the security (big black guy in a suit) was watching over us the whole time. Now, it happens to be that i had a small bit of hash is my pocket, in a little plastic bag. Me and my friend were talking about how much money we got so i put my hand in my pockets to check how much i had. There were people around, security guard, the ladies behind the counter. I reach in my pocket and can feel the plastic bag that the hash is in, but for some reason i think its money. I pull it out real fast and it just happens to be that theres a whole in the plastic bag. Yes, you guessed right. The hash flyes out of the plastic bag, up into the air (everything was in slowmotion) right infront of EVERYONE, it lands on the floor. I stand there frozen thinking "WTF JUST HAPPEND??" but my friend acted quick and put his foot over it. I bend down, quickly grabbing it under his shoe and put it in my pocket. There were still crumbles here and there so we quickly swept the floor with our feets. We didnt know if anyone saw or not but we were freaking out. We went ahead and bought the watch, nervous as ****, no one seemed to have noticed. We walk out of the store and GTFO of there.

So there you have it, i threw hash up in the air and onto the ground in a large jewelry store with security guards and people and cameras everywhere...and i made it out alive.

**** me

:bonce:

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS.


lol

 

[Acepilotf14]

It's much easier to get through times of no money if you have weed, than it is to get through times with money, but no weed.

But after you run out of weed, you have no money and no weed.
:\

 

[Emporius]

No money and no weed makes Emporius a saaaaaad panda;(

 

[NeptuneUK]

No one here would give a shit.
Unless it's the cops, who would just confiscate that shit.

 

[Seppo]

don't they smoke like camel feces and stuff like that in some countries?

 

[VirusType2]

don't they smoke like camel feces and stuff like that in some countries?

I hear they smoke cock.


Peter puffers.