I fixed my toilet.

[Xendance]

I woke up this morning realising I needed a crap. I do my usual thing off filling the toilet with bog roll, so when my poo comes out, it makes no kind of plopping noise when hitting the water. This also prevents any water splashing back up onto my backside.

So, I squeezed hard, and it came out as normal. No making plopping noises, and no water hitting me. I got up, and pushed down on the flush, however it did not work. Something inside the toilet was disconnected.

Worried, and whispering "**** **** **** ****, what do I do?" to myself, because I did not know what was going on. I opened up the little case above the toilet, and found everything was disconnected. I spent about the next 15 minutes trying to fix it with my own bare hands - with no experience of fixing toilets. Soon, I pushed down on the flush, it made a horrible grinding noise, then a click - a click saying "I'm fixed."

I stood back listening to the sound of the toilet flushing, and folded my arms. I then proceeded to wash my hands, then walked down the stairs singing "I'm simply the best" by Tina Turner.

No one found out. I was proud. The toilet was fixed.

 

[Krynn72]

And now your dad, who disconnected everything in the toilet to prevent its use temporarily, is in the basement covered in his son's feces and other excrement, because he was trying to fix a problem with the pipes.

 

[Zephos]

And now your dad, who disconnected everything in the toilet to prevent its use temporarily, is in the basement covered in his son's feces and other excrement, because he was trying to fix a problem with the pipes.

Lol'd.

May your toilet continue to work in a new age of prosperity and sanitary well-being.

 

[Cormeh]

What a tragic waste of toilet paper.

 

[Escaep]

And now your dad, who disconnected everything in the toilet to prevent its use temporarily, is in the basement covered in his son's feces and other excrement, because he was trying to fix a problem with the pipes.

oh i lol'd. :afro:

 

[V-Man339]

I have never laughed at two posts so much in my life...

 

[Emporius]

Soon, I pushed down on the flush, it made a horrible grinding noise, then a click - a click saying "I'm fixed."

This was the best part.

 

[Shakermaker]

lol @ Krynn. Very funneh.

 

[Evo]

What a tragic waste of toilet paper.

Indeed!

That was my first thought, what a waste of freakin toilet paper just to keep your arse dry...very odd!

 

[DigiQ8]

And now your dad, who disconnected everything in the toilet to prevent its use temporarily, is in the basement covered in his son's feces and other excrement, because he was trying to fix a problem with the pipes.

lol'd

good job btw

 

[taviow]

Amazing story!
It made me cry ;(
Tears of joy!
And lol at Krynn's post.

 

[Xendance]

Thank you... thank you...

 

[Dodo]

hahaha : D good job dude.

-dodo

 

[Crash]

That's why I come here...those two posts made my morning....Thanks Xendance, thanks Krynn.....:cheers:

 

[CyberPitz]

My toilet has very low pressure, so it clogs a lot. Well, it will clog, and sometimes, you plunger it and it's all good. But the shit sometimes gets stuck 1/2 way down the pipe, and plungering it does NOTHING....so most cases, I've had to take an unraveled wire hanger to it. It's hell and usually takes 30 minutes to fix.

 

[Crash]

My toilet has very low pressure, so it clogs a lot. Well, it will clog, and sometimes, you plunger it and it's all good. But the shit sometimes gets stuck 1/2 way down the pipe, and plungering it does NOTHING....so most cases, I've had to take an unraveled wire hanger to it. It's hell and usually takes 30 minutes to fix.

Cyber, those who have clicked your sig, know that you need to get one of those super high pressure flush toilets that will suck your ass in if you do a courtesy flush.....One thing is for sure, if you ever go to prision, you'll be safe. It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....

 

[Raziaar]

And now your dad, who disconnected everything in the toilet to prevent its use temporarily, is in the basement covered in his son's feces and other excrement, because he was trying to fix a problem with the pipes.

Ahahaha...