i ****ing hate american christmas music

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I usually dont mind christmas music, but recently i have grown a pationate hate towards it, especially American kind. In almost all of my classes, the teachers put on their god damn music with some loudmouth bitch yelling "JESUSSSS JEZZZUZZZZZZZ AHHH MAAHHH GAAADDDDD JEEEEEEEEEZUUUUZZZZZZ JESUS JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS PRAISE JESUS THA LOARRRRDDDD OMFG IM A WHORE" :angry:

****, i cant concentrate on my work. I havent met this Jesus guy these ppl are so fond off, i dont want anything to do with him, and REALLY dont want his name being shouted in my ear constantly when im trying to work.


****ing weirdo christians, please God/whatevever the **** you theists believe, wash these turds off this planet.

Sry if im harsh, but im kinda pissed.
 
that sounds like christian music that happened to have been written around the time of christmas to me.

Winter Wonderland, sleigh ride, jingle bells, silent night, etc...go listen to those. O Holy Night is one of my favorite xmas songs and I haven't a clue what the lyrics are, I just love how they sing it.
 
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
 
here's a song by a british guy to ease your tortured soul ..it's almost 100% jesus free





The moon is right
The spirits up
Were here tonight
And thats enough
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The partys on
The feelins here
That only comes
This time of year

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ohhhh
Ohhhhhhh

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ahhh dont look down

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

The partys on
The spirits up
Were here tonight
And thats enough

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
Were here tonight
And thats enough

Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
Simply having a wonderful christmastime

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Christmastime
 
grinch, aint gonna steal my christmas

WEEEELLLLL, the weather outside is....
 
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an Asteroid
That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
And we know it's almost Christmas
By the marks we make on the wall
That's our favourite time of year!

Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!
Where we're working in a mine,
for our robot overlords,
did I say overlords? I meant protectors!
Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!

On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus
Who watches over us with glowing red eyes
They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good
Not everybody's good but everyone tries
And the rocks outside the airlock
exude amonia-scented snow
It's like a winter wonderland!

Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!
Where we're working in a mine,
for our robot overlords,
did I say overlords? I meant protectors!
Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about,
We really hope you'll come and visit us soon
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED]
Now it's time for Christmas dinner
I think the Robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my Soylent Green!

Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!
Where we're working in a mine,
for our robot overlords,
did I say overlords? I meant protectors!
Merry Christmas! From Chiron Beta Prime!
 
really? omg I did not know that ...wasnt he in Oasis? or was that Peter Noone?


:upstare:
 
How about some European 16th Century Christmas music?


Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus
Ex Maria virginae, gaudete.

Tempus ad est gratiae hoc quod optabamus,
Carmina laetitiae devote redamus.

Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus
Ex Maria virginae, gaudete.

Deus homo factus est naturam erante,
Mundus renovatus est a Christo regnante.

Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus
Ex Maria virginae, gaudete.

Ezecheelis porta clausa per transitor
Unde lux est orta sallus invenitor.

Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus
Ex Maria virginae, gaudete.

Ergo nostra contio psallat jam in lustro,
Benedicat domino sallas regi nostro.

Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natus
Ex Maria virginae, gaudete



At least Latin sounds cool ;)
 
It's a woman/man duet, buddy is just trying to get the bitch to stay because he wants sex.

lol
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

C'mon baby

I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that old out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

Baby it's cold outside

Brr its cold….
It's cold out there
Cant you stay awhile longer baby
Well…..I really shouldn't...alright

Make it worth your while baby
Ahh, do that again….
 
I love the Ray Charles version of that song :)
 
Ravioli said:
I usually dont mind christmas music, but recently i have grown a pationate hate towards it, especially American kind. In almost all of my classes, the teachers put on their god damn music with some loudmouth bitch yelling "JESUSSSS JEZZZUZZZZZZZ AHHH MAAHHH GAAADDDDD JEEEEEEEEEZUUUUZZZZZZ JESUS JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS PRAISE JESUS THA LOARRRRDDDD OMFG IM A WHORE" :angry:

****, i cant concentrate on my work. I havent met this Jesus guy these ppl are so fond off, i dont want anything to do with him, and REALLY dont want his name being shouted in my ear constantly when im trying to work.


****ing weirdo christians, please God/whatevever the **** you theists believe, wash these turds off this planet.

Sry if im harsh, but im kinda pissed.
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oh **** off, I'm atheist and the music doesn't bother me one bit.
 
Im theist and i dont rant about metal.
But you did mention american and im not really sure whether its different, but from what i've encountered, American Christians do things differently so i best be not arguing
 
I'm an atheist and christmas music makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
 
Ravioli said:
I usually dont mind christmas music, but recently i have grown a pationate hate towards it, especially American kind. In almost all of my classes, the teachers put on their god damn music with some loudmouth bitch yelling "JESUSSSS JEZZZUZZZZZZZ AHHH MAAHHH GAAADDDDD JEEEEEEEEEZUUUUZZZZZZ JESUS JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS PRAISE JESUS THA LOARRRRDDDD OMFG IM A WHORE" :angry:

****, i cant concentrate on my work. I havent met this Jesus guy these ppl are so fond off, i dont want anything to do with him, and REALLY dont want his name being shouted in my ear constantly when im trying to work.


****ing weirdo christians, please God/whatevever the **** you theists believe, wash these turds off this planet.

Sry if im harsh, but im kinda pissed.
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You are a self centered little bitch. You yourself need to shut the **** up and go live in a ******* cave the rest of your life, separate from society. If it bothers you that much where you get all pissy go buy some damn noise canceling head phones.
 
In the OP it sounds like Christian music, not Christmas music to me. lol

Real Christmas music is typically pretty secular.
 
Raziaar said:
In the OP it sounds like Christian music, not Christmas music to me. lol

Real Christmas music is typically pretty secular.
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Pretty much what i was thinking. Then i thought of American churches. Well some of them. So i went Hmmmmmmmm and then got myself a hotdog
 
I love Christmas music, but I just hate being blindsided by that damn Christmas Shoes song whenever it comes on the radio. I am far from religious, but christmas music just makes me feel happy.
 
You cant hate all American Christmas music, because that would mean you hate A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All.

And thats just ****ing impossible.
 
Who could possibly hate A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All? It beat Kanye West on iTunes!
 
Hm maybe it was Christian music, i cant tell the damn difference. And for you who tell me to **** off and calling me a little bitch, i challange you to last 2 hours with this kind of music while you are trying to program a script for a CNC Milling machine start to finish :/ And the music was litterally only "JESUSSSS" im not exagurating, towards the end, they were saying jesus every god damn second. Im sitting there trying to figure out what code to use to move the drill bit to a specific cooardinate without ****ing everything up while having this shit enter my ears constantly, its ****ing impossible to work and if i even mention it to the teacher then everyone in class will call me a hatefull bitch.


A classroom is a space for teaching and learning, not for Jesus...
 
Working @ a retail store on the lead-up until Christmas, hearing the same tracks over and over again...


*polishes shotgun* I am the angel of death...
 
Ravioli said:
Hm maybe it was Christian music, i cant tell the damn difference. And for you who tell me to **** off and calling me a little bitch, i challange you to last 2 hours with this kind of music while you are trying to program a script for a CNC Milling machine start to finish :/ And the music was litterally only "JESUSSSS" im not exagurating, towards the end, they were saying jesus every god damn second. Im sitting there trying to figure out what code to use to move the drill bit to a specific cooardinate without ****ing everything up while having this shit enter my ears constantly, its ****ing impossible to work and if i even mention it to the teacher then everyone in class will call me a hatefull bitch.


A classroom is a space for teaching and learning, not for Jesus...
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Then buy some headphones?
 
OTCEscape said:
Then buy some headphones?
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How would the act of purchasing headphones even remotely solve this problem? Covering annoying music with other loud music? How will that in any way make it easier to concentrate on a task that requires silenece and peace in the area around me? Besides, Mp3s are not allowed in class, but i guess the teacher has authority over that considering hes using speakers.
 
Play satanic death-metal at the teacher?
 
Ravioli said:
How would the act of purchasing headphones even remotely solve this problem? Covering annoying music with other loud music? How will that in any way make it easier to concentrate on a task that requires silenece and peace in the area around me? Besides, Mp3s are not allowed in class, but i guess the teacher has authority over that considering hes using speakers.
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When did i say you had to plug the headphones into an mp3 player? Simply get some noise canceling ones. Either that or get a friend to fire a gun near your ears so you go deaf!
 
OTCEscape said:
When did i say you had to plug the headphones into an mp3 player? Simply get some noise canceling ones. Either that or get a friend to fire a gun near your ears so you go deaf!
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Or have the rules changed so that classrooms arent filled with music that disrupts education and concentration among students, which is essentially why MP3s are banned in the first place. Why should i scarifice time dedicated towards my education simply because christians/or whoever it is, wants to play their music in a freaking classroom?
 
Ravioli said:
Or have the rules changed so that classrooms arent filled with music that disrupts education and concentration among students, which is essentially why MP3s are banned in the first place. Why should i scarifice time dedicated towards my education simply because christians/or whoever it is, wants to play their music in a freaking classroom?
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Have you asked your professor to turn it off?
 
OTCEscape said:
Have you asked your professor to turn it off?
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Yes i have, as i did last year (the whole thing happens every christmas). His defenses:

1. Laugh/Joke my arguments away
2. Accusing me of having no christmas spirit
3. Asking his suckup students if they want the music
4. Trying to convince me i can still work
5. "Im the teacher, i make the rules"

EDIT: this is only one of my tech classes, my other teachers in the other classes usually just turn the volume down, or turn it off after a few minutes. But this teacher just wont give in.
 
Ravioli said:
Yes i have, as i did last year (the whole thing happens every christmas). His defenses:

1. Laugh/Joke my arguments away
2. Accusing me of having no christmas spirit
3. Asking his suckup students if they want the music
4. Trying to convince me i can still work
5. "Im the teacher, i make the rules"
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I would suggest talking to an administrator. Just say it is hindering my grades and ability to concentrate.
 
I would, but its rather pointless. The principal is quite a dictator, no one ever argues with her because she always wins no matter what. Everyone else is along the lines of "ohhh dont be so negative, its Christmas, you should be happyyyy"

Il just wait it out, only 1 week of school left till vacation.
 
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