I keep getting signed up to porn sites!

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Xendance

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Yeah, one of my friends keep signing my email address to porn sites, and its getting really annoying.

Don't you just love girls with nice racks? I mean the type you can use as pillows. Soft to the touch but with nice hard nips you can play with and squeeze tight. Then you can slide your hard tool between those bazongas back and forth until you splooge your load all over her pretty face.

I do unsubscribe from them, but he just keeps signing me up to them.
Apart from changing e-mails, has anyone got any ideas on how to stop?
 
Stop????? Everyone needs new pillows now and then.
If your friend keeps signing you up break him so he can't, or maby just put your serious face on and tell him to not.
 
Change emails and don't tell him.

Or retaliate.
 
Xendance that quote was totally unnecessary :laugh:

A bunch of porn sites have your email information so you might as well get a new address anyway, make a hotmail address or something and don't tell that ****tard of a friend what it is...
 
Do the same to him! Except get his parents CC information and THEN do it...from his computer...
 
Next time you see him put a great big grin on your face and thank him.
 
lol a "friend" signed you up? ...riiiight, stop looking at porn you degenerate, say 50 hail marys, 100 our fathers and scrub your eyes with soap and all will be forgiven
 
send to his a emotionally weak prostitute,one of those that carry a knive,and pay her to say she went to put stuff in the ass of <name here> and will not go until she got the 5000 dollars,that may help
 
By "friend" do you mean yourself alone at night?


Seriously though, I would simply install LOADS of spyware on his computer if I could gain access to it. Or just sign him up for subscriptions to porn sites too.
 
Consider yourself lucky, I can`t get myself off leekspin.

Halp :(
 
and your friend thinks that's funny?
Yeah, tch, amateur.

Try signing your friends up for the Wiggles, Barney and Bob the Builder newsletters and birthday e-cards (on multiple dates), then you'll know funny. Just not for him.
 
Beat his ****ing ass. If he doesnt listen, use force! Its the only way.
 
Honestly it is my friend doing it. I also think that quote was neccesary to prove how funny it is sometimes.
 
what if instead of refusing the suscribtions just accept them?
...and share whit us....
 
why dont you just setup a filter that deletes the emails :S ?
lol a "friend" signed you up? ...riiiight, stop looking at porn you degenerate, say 50 hail marys, 100 our fathers and scrub your eyes with soap and all will be forgiven
isnt 25 hail marys and 75 rosaries the regulation right now?.
Consider yourself lucky, I can`t get myself off leekspin.

Halp :(

**** YOU !!! now i cant stop :'(.
 
1. break his face
2. sign him up to bison or ox porn, whichever you prefer
3. change email
4. TELL him you've changed email (when you haven't) so he doesn't bother anymore
5. break his face
 
Im sorry but everytime ive seen this thread i cant help but think 'stop ***king doing it then*
 
They go into my junk yes, but I'd rather not recieve them at all. Still funny though.
Thanks for your suggestions aswell, haha.
 
Junk mail sucks. I get all these "sweet offer"s like "Cheap 2007 Car Prices!" or "Ten Thousand Dollar Scholarship Application!"

I got 280 of them just yesterday.
 
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