I thought it would be cool to make a Half-Life2.net Facebook group!

[Phobie]

East side of London? Sure why not.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

When I met El Chi in person, he wasn't nearly as cockney as I expected.
He is, however, the best person ever.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Crushenator 500]

He is, however, the best person ever.

-Angry Lawyer

I take offence at this :arms:

 

[Phobie]

When I tapped Chi's phone line he wasn't that Cockney either.

 

[el Chi]

Oh Aldridge, you do go on
Angry Lawyer's awesome too. Seriously...nay, dangerously awesome.

On TF2 I was like "oh you're from birmingham right?" and Chi said, "No, London". So I said "What part?" and Chi said "Hackney" and I was like, DUDE.

Preeeeettty much.

It was like way weird and stuff.

You do realise we're East Side, to Americans D:
The divide ain't East n West, it's Norf vs Saaahf Lahndan. Bloody Yank muppets.

 

[Phobie]

What about East, son.

Also no that didn't really cross my mind, about the east side thing. Oops. ^_^

p.s. added Sally Can't Dance to MAI MYSPACE. 'Ave some.

 

[el Chi]

Hardly any Cockneys live in East London anymore anyway. They all migrated to Kent when East London started being invaded by artsy types who listen to bands you haven't heard of yet.

 

[Phobie]

Apparently you're not cockney unless you were born within the sound of Bow bells.

Bells lol

 

[Asuka]

So this thread got so derailed but in a good way. lol

 

[Stigmata]

Speaking of, I added Sally Can't Dance to my Facebook profile. But you already knew that, Chi, as you sent me a friend request afterwards. :3

 

[el Chi]

I did and I applaud you a hundred times over sir. Wubbles!

Apparently you're not cockney unless you were born within the sound of Bow bells.

Bells lol

I wasn't born to the sound of Bow bells, but I was born in the same hospital as Ray Winstone and he's proper Cockney.
Also, I believe I went to the same primary school as Barbara Windsor and she's proper Cockney.

Although what that has to do with anything ever is anyone's guess.


EDIT: It's occurred to me that these are possibly facts I shouldn't be spreading around willy nilly on teh intarwebs D:

 

[Phobie]

I wasn't even born in the country. INNIT THO?

 

[Stigmata]

I did and I applaud you a hundred times over sir. Wubbles!

I wasn't born to the sound of Bow bells, but I was born in the same hospital as Ray Winstone and he's proper Cockney.
Also, I believe I went to the same primary school as Barbara Windsor and she's proper Cockney.

Although what that has to do with anything ever is anyone's guess.


EDIT: It's occurred to me that these are possibly facts I shouldn't be spreading around willy nilly on teh intarwebs D:

Hah, now you can never delete these personal details!

 

[el Chi]

I wasn't even born in the country. INNIT THO?

*el Chi chases Phobie out of the country with a rolled-up Daily Mail

 

[Sam]

She presents a compelling argument, I'll give her that.

You annoy the balls off me, Chi, by not being around enough to actually talk to properly.

I wish you weren't so succulent.

God damn it.


(I still want t-shirts, or something)

 

[Druckles]

You do realise we're East Side, to Americans D:
The divide ain't East n West, it's Norf vs Saaahf Lahndan. Bloody Yank muppets.

... divide's always been East/West. Wtf? Bloody southern muppets can't make up their minds.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

the balls

You don't know jack shit about the balls.

 

[Stigmata]

You annoy the balls off me, Chi, by not being around enough to actually talk to properly.

I wish you weren't so succulent.

God damn it.


(I still want t-shirts, or something)

Chi, by not being around enough to actually talk to properly.

I wish you weren't so succulent.

Chi, by not bei ... sh you weren't so succulent.

Chi ... i ... s ... succulent.

Chi is succulent.

This.

 

[el Chi]

I'm so sorry Sam. I just like playing hard to get D:

I hope that someone has written a song called Hard To Get purely because they wanted people to be playing Hard To Get.
That'd make me so happy.

... divide's always been East/West. Wtf? Bloody southern muppets can't make up their minds.

East/West? In London? Or in the UK in general? 'cause I meant North Vs South of London. Although of course the general England divide's also North/South. No-one cares about the West because it's full of inbred weirdos and bearded ladies. Also it's near Wales. Eeew.

 

[Sam]

I don't know what happened, but I approve.

Also, I know plenty about YOUR balls, Willie.

Chi is Stig's middle name.

 

[Druckles]

East/West? In London? Or in the UK in general? 'cause I meant North Vs South of London. Although of course the general England divide's also North/South. No-one cares about the West because it's full of inbred weirdos and bearded ladies. Also it's near Wales. Eeew.

I meant London. UK's obviously North/South.

Bloody cockneys

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I don't know what happened, but I approve.

Also, I know plenty about YOUR balls, Willie.

Chi is Stig's middle name.

You had better take my balls out of your mouth, because they have nothing to do with THE BALLS. ಠ_ಠ

 

[Phobie]

I love how you guys make everything about the balls.

In short, you guys are the balls.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I once helped flog shirts at Chi's stall.

I was a happy man that day.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Phobie]

Oh that's quite sexy. Did you shout "TWO FOR A PAAAAAND" and other such cockney things?

 

[Stigmata]

You helped to furiously beat his shirts and declare you would trade two for a panda?

 

[Rapstah]

Damn me for not living in whatever godforsaken country you live in.

 

[Sam]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6v4PBOyplJo

AVE IT YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Oh that's quite sexy. Did you shout "TWO FOR A PAAAAAND" and other such cockney things?

Sadly, I'm a soft Sussexman, and we're too debonaire to say anything of the sort. I DID however, get to go "All the designs are hand printed by him, and it's two for [price I can't remember] or three for [discounted rate]" and whenever asked a question, "Chris, [the question the customer just asked]?"

I bought a leather-bound notebook for writing songlyrics in on that day too. It was ze best.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Phobie]

That sounds like a very lovely day indeed.

 

[Krynn72]

I read the OP and the last 6 posts in this thread. Wtf are we talking about now?

 

[NeptuneUK]

To el Chi and Phobie i just realized how crazy it is you guys found out you live next to each other. OVER THE INTERNET! I mean even that how did you find out!

Similar thing with me an Sam2k, but the love was instant.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

It was bloody cold, though. And I was wearing nothing beyond a hoody and a "Trust me Im a lawyer" shirt. We also met up with other famous hl2.netians towards the end of the day (who will be revealed if they pop in and say hi, because I'm not sure if they feel comfortable with people telling THE SECRETS), and we all drank lots and ate pizza. One of the best days ever.

Yes, I own a shirt that says lawyer on it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Sam]

Similar thing with me an Sam2k, but the love was instant.

He mounted me like a stallion.

Wait.

YEAH!

 

[Phobie]

What a truly amazing day!

Also Sam that sounds like an amazing day also.

 

[NeptuneUK]

It gets more dramatic, it turned out he was my northern brother from another mother.

 

[Stigmata]

You know what they say.

Incest is best - put your brother to the test!

 

[Sam]

It gets more dramatic, it turned out he was my northern brother from another mother.

NeptuneUK is currently urinating.

Awesome.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You know what they say.

Incest is best - put your brother to the test!

Pfft that's not what your sister told me.

 

[Druckles]

AVE IT YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

Aaah more BBC3

Mighty Boosh, classic (B)