I've founded a new religion

[Cheomesh]

Modism.

If you are a follower, you are called Modest.

We believe in many Mods. Nobody knows the name of the Supreme Moderator, but his but we believe he disciples are everywhere, residing deep within forums. We believe he edits many things we see, and eventually, randomly, grows tired of you and strikes out with the mighty Ban Hammer, and thus bans you from real life.

Some disciples, such as disciple Wasteland at Reality Mod forums, are Mods of games, while others, like Mod Jeroen Zuiderwijk of the Bronze Age Center, are Mods of History and Craftman ship.

Convert now, ye of little faith. FOLLOW THE MODS!

 

[Krynn72]

You forgot about the mighty close stick wielded by all supreme moderators as protection from threads such as these.

 

[kineaesth]

Oooh! I seek meaning in my life! Let me join!

 

[Raziaar]

I have seen your mods, and I declare them powerless, false objects of worship!

If I be wrong, let me be banned on this spot!

 

[kineaesth]

I have seen your mods, and I declare them powerless, false objects of worship!

If I be wrong, let me be banned on this spot!

Blasphemer!

 

[mchammer75040]

I have seen your mods, and I declare them powerless, false objects of worship!

If I be wrong, let me be banned on this spot!

/ban.
/close thread.
do not anger the hammer again with your worthless threads :frown:.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

Very odd. I created a religion in school today.

Turtlism.

We worship the Great Turtle, and every monday we make a sacrifice of someone we don't like so they will be punished in Turell.

I have 2 members.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I declare a holy war on modism.
PREPARE FOR THE FOURTH CRUSADE!

 

[Cheomesh]

Fourth?
:|
gb2/Hist 101/

EDIT: Blimey, 7 replies in under 30 mins?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Oh wait, there was a fourth?
THEN FIFTH!

 

[Pesmerga]

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww

 

[99.vikram]

Let me give you my monies!

 

[mchammer75040]

Hurry, everyone put their SS numbers in if you wanna be in this religion:
XXX-XX-XXXX

EDIT: ahh hmm looks like hl2.net has a wordfilter to keep this sort of thing from happening. interesting.

 

[99.vikram]

So do we get a tax break?

<.<
>.>

 

[delusional]

637-13-8472

 

[Ennui]

Raz, just so you know, I almost DID ban you for that