Japan prepares for Alien Invasion

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As Japan takes a more active role in military affairs, the defence minister has more on his mind than just threats here on Earth.

Shigeru Ishiba became the second member of the cabinet to profess a belief in UFOs and said he was looking at how Japan's military could respond to aliens under the pacifist constitution.
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"There are no grounds for us to deny that there are unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and some life-form that controls them," Ishiba told reporters, saying it was his personal view and not that of the defence ministry.

Ishiba, nicknamed a "security geek" for his wonkish knowledge of defence affairs, noted that Japan deployed its military against Godzilla in the classic monster movie.

"Few discussions have been made on what the legal grounds were for that," the minister said with a slight grin, drawing laughter from reporters.
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Ishiba said he was examining different scenarios for an alien invasion.

"If they descended, saying 'People of the Earth, let's make friends,' it would not be considered an urgent, unjust attack on our country," Ishiba said.

"And there is another issue of how can we convey our intentions if we don't understand what they are saying," he said.
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http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hHGF47XsVoM_97L8olNf_j3b1MBA

oh god a contingent of Japanese military types is all that stands between us and the alien's and their death rays? we're doomed

Alien: I bring you peace and love

General Chang: BANZAIIIII!!!
 
Seriously... he used GODZILLA as a point of reference. I really didn't start laughing until that... but now, it's all done. I'll send him a tinfoil hat for Christmas.
 
firenbrimstone said:
Seriously... he used GODZILLA as a point of reference. I really didn't start laughing until that... but now, it's all done. I'll send him a tinfoil hat for Christmas.
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Really? I was going to send him a lead-lined casket :rolling:
 
I had to check the url to see if it was an Onion article after reading that part
 
The US military has contingency plans for alien invasion as well. This is just a public figure talking about it.
 
Ishiba said he was examining different scenarios for an alien invasion.

"Whilst your traditional Alien Force will throw a giant mega-structured and transformable Space Craft our way in order to push us into confrontation with their existing foes, we can never rule out the possibility that the Alien Threat will tunnel in from Byston Well and attack us with a plethora of insectoid robots powered by the courage of the warrior."

"In either situation, we can take a small ammount of consolation from the fact that in the months before our utter anhilation, Japan will consolidate its dominance of Plastic Model and other Merchandising Markets"
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Captain Quattro is a 4Char
 
just wait till they release the EVAs
 
If they are powered by the courage of the warrior, truly the power of love will defeat them.
 
"You see, what we do is move in with our Marines and Firebats, with hit and run skirmishes conducted by groups of Vultures assisted by mobile Siege Tanks. Wraiths and Battlecuisers will provide aerial supp-

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what?

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You mean they aren't real? But what abou the Proto-

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Are you serious?

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Well shit folks it looks like we're screwed"
 
Aliens are preparing for a Pearl Harbor style invasion. They don't know Japan knows.
 
Alternately we could just run away. Try to power yourself with that, twats!
 
Narvi said:
The US military has contingency plans for alien invasion as well. This is just a public figure talking about it.
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"Few discussions have been made on what the legal grounds were for that," the minister said with a slight grin, drawing laughter from reporters.
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Gee I wonder why he was laughed at?

Now i am a self proclaimed japanophile (the first step is admitting you have a problem :D) but this is ridiculous.
 
Oh, come on, he's just doing it for fun. It seems somewhat tongue-in-cheek, though it's hard to work out irony in a foreign language.
 
It's not really that ridiculous... I mean, every superpower has, as someone else stated, contingency plans for invasions of all types. Warfare is something humanity is good at, at least amongst ourselves.
 
Japan needs to just stick with the whole leave it to the Americans to do the fighting deal.

Japan tried the army thing...it ended badly.
 
Now what I want to know is how can anyone come up with a cintingency for an enemy we don't know anything about?

for all we know bullets could go through them!
 
I rather think aliens would adhere to basic physics.
 
Wow, a couple nukes and your entire country is ****ed up for generations
 
At least one nation has taken it's responsibility. I wonder when the rest of the world will follow.
 
Oh, yeah, it manages to become a first-world country after an occupation and now leads the world in electronics and engineerings and it's ****ed up due to one tongue-in-cheek comment by a politician. Sweet.
 
I view this as an attempt to return to Japan's militaristic past. Let's invade.

:P


Easiest way to counter UFOs: Thousands of AA missles and loads of flak.

Narvi said:
Oh, yeah, it manages to become a first-world country after an occupation and now leads the world in electronics and engineerings and it's ****ed up due to one tongue-in-cheek comment by a politician. Sweet.
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Wasn't much of an occupation, really. Besides, they had it coming.
 
If they have the money, why not...better safe than sorry.
 
ಠ_ಠ

Independence day, Japanese style.

Well, that's what happens with prolonged presence near hello kitty HQ

IT HAD TO BE DONE!
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Narvi said:
The US military has contingency plans for alien invasion as well. This is just a public figure talking about it.
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Oddly enough, the only public service in the United States that has threat assessment for dealing with downed UFOs are the fire service
 
You're all fools. When the aliens come, Japan will be ready.
 
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