Jesus vs Mohammed

[Steven]

Discuss.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Jesus wins. Jesus always wins.

 

[Remus]

You should've put a "I don't care" option there LOL

 

[Pauly]

4th) Richard Dawkins

 

[CyberPitz]

Steven Hawkings would WHOOP

*robotic voice* I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

keke

 

[Remus]

Steven Hawkings would WHOOP

*robotic voice* I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

keke

Good one

 

[depth9000]

I do not want to partake in this blasphemy.

 

[CyberPitz]

I do not want to partake in this blasphemy.

You just did

 

[Stigmata]

*Hawking*

Your mother is so enormous that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8m/s

 

[NeptuneUK]

I spawned a thread!!! And I didn't even create it!!
Neptownage!

 

[Adabiviak]

4th) Richard Dawkins

Seconded.

 

[highlander]

chuck norris + zeus + god + cyberpits = whoever wins, we lose :0

 

[<RJMC>]

jesus can walk on the water os if the batle is in the ocean then maybe jesus will win

 

[highlander]

This jesus?

 

[CptStern]

it's pretty obvious who would win

jesus is a master of disguise:


astronaut

soccer/football star

NRA door to door salesman

black baby

but Muhammad would still kick his ass

 

[CyberPitz]

This jesus?

Lol,,Zoidburg Jesus...hawt.

PS your link had 2 HTTP://s in them.

 

[highlander]

Ah ok thanks , thought something was wrong

 

[Cole]

Right after Jesus and Mohammad start to fight Chuck Norris would kill them both.
So the answer is neither, it's a trick question.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Both would lose because they're dead.
I guess if the contest is to see who can decompose/fossilize faster, Jesus has a (powdery) leg up on the competition since he died a good 500 years earlier.

 

[The Monkey]

Jesus is the son of God and can shoot lasers through his eyes. The only thing Mohammed can do is smoking hashish.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Which PWNS all
Mohammed WINS but James Bond woops ass over them both and Macgyver, don't even get me started.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

They both lose.

 

[Instinct]

They both WIN!

 

[Gunner]

Jesus is the son of God and can shoot lasers through his eyes. The only thing Mohammed can do is smoking hashish.

Infidel! I shall proceed to boycott swedish pastries and IKEA furniture.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Jesus was uber pacifist, Mohammed would kick his arse

 

[Dalamari]

but Muhammad would still kick his ass

Ali beats Jesus, but Jake La Motta would whoop Ali's ass

 

[Icarusintel]

Jesus was uber pacifist, Mohammed would kick his arse

But remember, Jesus was essentially part of God, and Old Testament God kicked a helluva lot of ass. Besides, it's hard to think he'd let his son get his ass beat by some heathen. He'd call down some sort of divine fury and Mohammed would be all kinds of ****ed.




In conclusion - Twinkies win


Because they're ****ing delicious

 

[Dalamari]

In conclusion - Twinkies win


Because they're ****ing delicious

qft

thread over