Make a Wish, and have it corrupted - Half-Life Edition

[Zombine]

Granted, it stops twitching, then it explodes and you buy a turtle for a new pet because they pwn hamsters.

I wish I can breathe in water. (Played too much of Aquaria lately)

 

[[RE]Leon]

Granted, but you are caught by a fisherman and the fisherman eats you for dinner.

I wish that all the peoples wishes could come true.

 

[Zombine]

Granted, but everyone disappears (because of atomic_piggy's wish).

I wish I get a Wacom tablet for Christmas.

 

[Lizardizzle]

granted, merry cristmas. it kills your family

I wish the halo game never was made.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but Halo fans come play HL2 and are really nubby and you commit suicide from their annoyingness. (My worst fear)

I wish I was dead.

 

[Gordon_X]

Granted but Halo fans come play HL2 and are really nubby and you commit suicide from their annoyingness. (My worst fear)

I wish I was dead.

Granted, but the Vortegauns (How do you spell it?) bring you back to life.


I wish that in Episode 3, Striders DON'T come with the damn hunters.

 

[Zombine]

Granted, they send stalkers accompanied by scanners in the final battle, then noobs start complaining, that combine are dumb. And the world explodes...

I wish the school starts going to me, instead of me going to school!

 

[Overclock]

Granted, whatever you just said happens.

I wish that I had a ASHPD.

 

[Druckles]

Granted, but it's only a replica because someone already wished for the real thing.

I wish people would come up with original wishes.

 

[Azner]

Granted (Continued)

I wish for a Real life TF2 replicca game.

 

[Druckles]

Continued?

Granted, but you get murdered in the onslaught and can't play it.

I wish people would come up with original wishes.

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but you fall in love with a doctor, who had built a time machine. So you travell back to 1971, fall in love with a Gabe as a child and then have hot threesome together with him, Doc and you...there for you create a time paradox that couses you to never exist...

I wish that the cake was a lie...

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but you have nothing to eat and die.

I wish that I could wish to wish to not wish to wish to possibly wish without with wishing.

 

[Druckles]

Granted. You cause a paradox and die.

I wish I had the intelligence of Kleiner

 

[[RE]Leon]

Granted, but you can't use it because you are already working at the drive-thru at McDonalds.

I wish that my next wish comes true.

 

[Zombine]

Granted. Your next wish will come true (but NOT on the way you might expected)

I wish for a cheeseburger without cheese. (NO! Not hamburger! Cheeseburger without cheese!)

 

[Druckles]

Granted, because I'm working at the drive-thru. But I dislike you, so I spit on it

I wish wish for a raise.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but you can't have one.

I wish that I could learn how to exist properly. I'm sorta in between dimensions here. Need to learn more existance skills.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but you become bored of your boring life and commit suicide.

I wish I had a nucleoid pig

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but your pig dies of Cancer


I wish I had time for this!1!!!

 

[[RE]Leon]

Granted, but you get fired by your boss at work.


I wish I had a D0G

 

[Druckles]

Granted, he goes haywire and kills you

I wish I had more food.

 

[Lokizen]

Granted, but you eat too much and now can't fit in your computer chair.

I wish nothing.

 

[Azner]

Continued?

Granted, but you get murdered in the onslaught and can't play it.

I wish people would come up with original wishes.

Continued as in i made my own original wish for you

 

[Lizardizzle]

I wish nothing.

granted. nothing happened.

i wish that school the school week was monday through thursday, and the weekend was friday through sunday.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

Granted, now you have a very short Summer Vacation.

 

[Gordon_X]

no wish? Okay.

I wish I had 5 minutes with Gman alone in a room with a chainsaw.

 

[tfotdead]

Granted, Gman teleports out of the room, and then compresses the room together thus killing you inside...

I wish I knew how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Lizardizzle]

Wood Chuck would chuck as much wood Wood Chuck could chuck wood

I wish i had a Milky Way Midnight Bar.

 

[Saruke]

Granted, but the bar is filled with black mambas for that Chocolatey taste!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_mamba

(This is going to be the best wish ever)

I wish for... two pandas wrestling in a tub of strawberry yogurt!

Sweet and totally awsome!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but one triumphs and pulls its mask of. Its Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kills you.

I wish Uni would last longer. Its so much awesome.

 

[Druckles]

Granted, you die in uni.

I wish I was never born?

 

[Berkman]

Granted, there's no need for wishes like that, just go and cut yourself and it'll all end...


I wish I could fly.

 

[Gordon_X]

Granted, but then you get shot down by the CIA.

(How is this Half Life Edition when all of the wishes have NOTHING to do with Half Life?)

I wish for Half Life three to have Adrian Shepherd.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but then you get mobbed by thousands of angry fans for wishing it.

I wish I was a member of Valve

 

[Zombine]

Granted, you are Gabe's (5ex) slave and biatch and crowbar holder, and you don't get paid, and you don't get to see any spoilerific materials.

I wish for a new weapon in episode three.

 

[Gordon_X]

Granted, but it's a dual wield gravity gun, which is useless.

I wish for Gordon freeman to have a voice.

 

[Zombine]

Granted, he sounds like a chipmunk.

I wish I can kill hunters with my own bare hands.

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but you can only kill the retarded hunters (you monster)

I wish that they could make a half life movie (doesn't have to be with Gordon)

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but it is awful, Gabe Newell is assassinated, Valve collapses and another one is never made.

I wish I could build my own species of people.