man finds a "surprise" in his whopper

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Hartless said he has suffered from vomiting, nightmares and emotional distress. He said he also has incurred medical expenses, because he's worried about whether the condom had been used.
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That sounds like bullshit, I guess he wants to milk every last drop out of that whopper.
 
If this is true then that is disgusting. Obviously.
 
A condom in a southwestern whopper?

South westerners don't believe in condoms! I smell something fishy. :laugh:
 
"My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste," he said. "It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation."

"As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing."
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Is it only me who'd look at it after discovering the "foreign taste"?
 
*adds to list of things to do with used condoms*
 
That wasn't mayo on his burger... :laugh: *I always check my burger anyways. They don't they understand the simplicity of my order and screw it up. Just cheese and pickles! Nothing else!
 
Seriously, who on earth would put a condom in a burger and actually think they would get away with it?
 
I think all that bannana sex (or lack of) has given you such blue balls that the semen has started to back up into your brain. Cause that makes no sense. Dog is racist anyway.
 
Well he was tooken off air so maybe hes workin at burger king now.
Wait..what? hendrix?:bonce: confusing
 
Well, if he's telling the truth, I'd sue them. Then I'd check to see if I got any disease, if I did, I'd sue them for more. Then I'd never eat at a restaraunt again.
 
mchammer75040 said:
Well he was tooken off air so maybe hes workin at burger king now.
Wait..what? hendrix?:bonce: confusing
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Yeah Jimi Hendrix is still walking. Last I heard he was over in Hawaii with Tupac banging hookers and sipping appletinis.
 
ZOMBIE: Only to get e coli the next week from beef and die? Why not just live in a forest and kill your own food you damn hippie? Anyways he did say he was sueing them for payment for medical bills right so i guess everything is a ok.
WIllie: you're insane.
 
Holy shit, Dog and his son were arrested for Bounty Hunting. I didn't know that! Wow.
At approximately 6:00 am Hawaiian time on September 14, 2006, Duane Chapman, his son Leland and his associate Tim Chapman[4] were arrested by US Marshals at the request of the Mexican government, on charges of bounty hunting, which is illegal in Mexico. On June 18, 2003, the Chapman trio captured convicted fugitive rapist Andrew Luster (heir to Max Factor cosmetics) who was wanted on 87 counts of rape.[5] He had fled to Mexico. Duane, Leland and Tim have since been released on bail ($300,000 for Duane and $100,000 each for the other two).
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman#2006_arrest_and_extradition_proceedings


I can't believe I didn't hear about that.


Wow... what a douche bag

Duane "Dog" Chapman: I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word '******' sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some ****ing ****** heard us say '******' and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a ******, we would all say '**** you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home … ya da da. It's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word '******.' We don't mean, 'you ****ing scum ****** without a soul.' We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months'—**** that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...

Tucker Chapman: I don't even know what to say.
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I'm glad there wasnt this much hype when my friend found a condom in his salad back at public school...
 
mchammer75040 said:
ZOMBIE: Only to get e coli the next week from beef and die? Why not just live in a forest and kill your own food you damn hippie?
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mchammer75040 said:
You know what Im on about zombie, you and your hippie garbage.
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Well, I meant as he could you know, go to the store and buy his own food and cook it. Yes it happens. Try it.

Kill my own food? My dad kills deer for us sometimes, he takes the meat and makes it into all sorts of stuff, deer jerky, burgers, stew, etc, its actually quite good.

So being resourceful makes me a... hippie?

And I dunno what the hell your talking about ecoli for? You can get it at restaruants too.

We'll see who's living at the zombie apocolypse. :) Have fun going to restaruants when all the waiters are DEAD.
 
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Hay Guise...
 
hool10 said:
That wasn't mayo on his burger... :laugh: *I always check my burger anyways. They don't they understand the simplicity of my order and screw it up. Just cheese and pickles! Nothing else!
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I order just cheese, and they always **** it up.

His story is almost definitely fake. So much of that just screams "IM LYING LOL"

Hes lying lol
 
He's not lying, I find condoms in my burgers all the time. I don't see what the big deal is.

Once someone put a used tampon underneith my hot dog meat. Big deal, you are all a bunch of babies.
 
Stuff like this has happened, or at least been reported, countless times before
 
zombieturtle01 said:
He's not lying, I find condoms in my burgers all the time. I don't see what the big deal is.

Once someone put a used tampon underneith my hot dog meat. Big deal, you are all a bunch of babies.
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Gotta love the taste of female dna between two buns...
 
What would be the fun of working a minimum wage job if you couldn't **** with people?
 
Baal said:
What would be the fun of working a minimum wage job if you couldn't **** with people?
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It's minimum wage. It means you fail. You're not supposed to have fun, underling!
 
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