Meditation makes you a kinder person

[Atomic_Piggy]

http://www.sciam.com/podcast/episode.cfm?id=F2D1DCCE-E9D8-AE36-FE3C1E6CAA3B0C6C

New research from the University of Wisconsin-Madison finds that we can acquire a greater capacity for compassion through meditation training, in much the same way as athletes or musicians train to improve their skill.

I practice meditation and I still hate everyone. What am I doing wrong?

 

[Ennui]

Uh, probably the meditation part.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Maybe you're confusing it with masturbation? They do sound sort of similar.

 

[Danimal]

Maybe you're so pent up with rage that if you didn't meditate you'd slowly transform into a misshapen, inhuman being who's proverbial fuel is the suffering and annoyance of others. For years you will brood on the streets with mankind, mingling with, as you would dub it, "The pig-faced filth of the planet."

But of course, as time changes, so do you, eventually public exposure reducing little by little - And at one point, you stick to the backstreets, pestering orphans with British accents for any spare change, to keep up your addiction of sniffing duct tape residue.

I could go on, but you meditate. So it's all good.

 

[Darkside55]

misshapen, inhuman being who's proverbial fuel is the suffering and annoyance of others. For years you will brood on the streets with mankind, mingling with, as you would dub it, "The pig-faced filth of the planet."

Somebody call me?

 

[Danimal]

No, no, you're attractive and wanton.

Unlike AtomicPiggy's possible fate.

 

[Krynn72]

I meditate upside down on my head. I heard it works better that way. but it just makes me really dizzy and i puke when i stand up again.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I meditate upside down on my head. I heard it works better that way. but it just makes me really dizzy and i puke when i stand up again.

The more you puke, the more right you do it.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Do you mean 'medication'?

 

[CrazyHarij]

A little less judgment every day makes you a kinder person

 

[MJ12]

Don't try to scare us with your superstition Lord Vader.

 

[Jintor]

Maybe you're so pent up with rage that if you didn't meditate you'd slowly transform into a misshapen, inhuman being who's proverbial fuel is the suffering and annoyance of others. For years you will brood on the streets with mankind, mingling with, as you would dub it, "The pig-faced filth of the planet."

But of course, as time changes, so do you, eventually public exposure reducing little by little - And at one point, you stick to the backstreets, pestering orphans with British accents for any spare change, to keep up your addiction of sniffing duct tape residue.

I could go on, but you meditate. So it's all good.

...where the heck did you pop up from? D: