My Simpsons/Predator dream

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Okay, this is a weird, slightly disturbing but however fascinatingly awesome expirience...

It was about three years ago maybe, when I was still little and not a notorious wank*r, starting in the early evening when I watched a simpsons episode which closed with a bunch of lost, frightened pathfinders in a remote location out in the woods at night (they got lost early into the episode).
As they sit huddled around an open fire, the viewer's perspective suddenly switches to an unidentified entity, watching them through a bunch of dark branches with preying eyes, rapidly changing its location.

The sound of heavy heartbeats can be heard, just as the entity (perspective still is identical with its view) leaps onto the pathfinders' leader, screaming out in horror with the others, looking straight at the viewer in a shocked manner, subsequently the screen fading to black...

So this scene actually intrigued me so much, I reexpirienced it three times that night.

I dreamt exactely the above described section, only this time there was more emphasis on the heavy heartbeats and the feeling of a blood-rush and a peak of adrenalin.
As my first dream closed (exactely in the same manner as the actual episode did) I instantly shot straight up in my bed, paralyzed for about three seconds, then I let myself fall back into the pillows, still able to hear an echo of the heartbeats which I heard seconds ago in my dream.
This went on another two times.

So what really startled me afterwards was, that even though I felt shocked by the dream, the actual kick I lived through wasn't maybe related to fear, but maybe I actually tampered with a deep human instinct, concluding that after all, it might have been myself who actually WAS the predator in that dream, so I actually expirienced a blood-rush while sleeping, and that thanks to the simpsons and two other times that night.

It probably was a more horrifying expirience than any wet dream I had so far.

It was really startling, because each time I'd shoot straight up with my torso as the dream finished, hearing this pounding beat in my ear, and then I sit there, paralyzed for several seconds before regaining controle of my body.
After a while I also adapted the idea that the pounding sounds actually was my own heart beating in excitement by the instincts I touched in my dreams!!!!


What do you think about it?
 
The government wanted you to dream that for a reason.

Get the implant removed immediately.
 
Where's the part where Homer Simpson orchestrated a terrorist attack against the Nuclear Plant, but blames the Predator?
The official story is that Shelbyville bastards did it, being led by the scheming Predator, but "they" don't want you to know it was actually Rod and Todd Flanders flying those planes...
 
I think its a sign.

Nah, not really, its proboaly just a ****ing wierd dream, I get plenty of 'em.
 
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That's pretty crazy, but nothing to my Zombie dream :p
 
"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat."

I'm sorry, I wasn't gonna do anything. I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear!

Hmmm, imagine dreaming of being molested by Chris Hansen... THAT would be creepy. "Lie down. Why don't you lie down."
 
I'm sorry, I wasn't gonna do anything. I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear!

Hmmm, imagine dreaming of being molested by Chris Hansen... THAT would be creepy. "Lie down. Why don't you lie down."

Sorry, my brain is too busy imagining chris Hansen going of against the Predator in an awesome fiery showdown.
 
Wet dreams are terrifying?

TERRIFYING AWESOME. Just kidding I've never jizzed in my sleep, lul. I masturbated too early for that to happen!
 
Wet dreams are terrifying?

TERRIFYING AWESOME. Just kidding I've never jizzed in my sleep, lul. I masturbated too early for that to happen!

I remember when I had my first wet dream. ****ing scared the shit out of me.
 
why am I NOT surprised everybody's gone ridiculing me for....nothing that I did wrong?

In what ****ed up place do I live to be connected to my pseudo-political beliefs wherever I go?

I feel treated much worse than a homosexually orientated person could be right now.

About the implant, I'm checking my body every week for potential feedback noise it might create when holding a telephone against it, to make sure I'm clean of unvoluntarily inserted technical equipment.

I have no idea for what purpose people carry these unidentified probes in their bodies, and who stuck them there in the first place.

I blame zeta reticulli.
 
Obviously you have thetans.
 
Does this mean we get to push W4d3y into a volcano?

I don't really care if we don't, I think we should anyway.
 
I had yet another dream where my teath shattered last night. Scares the crap out of me every time.
 
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