Newbie walking

[Shrike667]

Like the thread title says, I'm new here so i thought to drop by and say hello

 

[Lucid]

Sandwich made with tuna fish, would you like to consume one?

 

[Shrike667]

Sandwich made with tuna fish, would you like to consume one?

What happens if i say yes

 

[Danimal]

Then you get a tuna fish sandwhich, obviously.

When I say tuna fish sandwhich, I mean rape.

When I say rape, I mean pleasurable anal sensation.






hi.

 

[Steven]

I'd suggest running...

 

[Lucid]

I'd suggest running...

Making sudden movements when the Banimal's around isn't recommended.

 

[Shrike667]

Making sudden movements when the Banimal's around isn't recommended.

I'll try to keep * trips over keyboardwire* o, shit

 

[15357]

*tranquilizer darts banimal*

Yee, welcome.

*kicks banimal's motionless body*

 

[15357]

Yeah, if they see you, they will grap you with their slimy, elongated tounges and will devour you alive and you'll scream in eternal agony (or at least, until you die, which thankfully, might not be that long) in the acid filled stomachs.

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

*Still running*

 

[15357]

*tazers ScroogeMcDuck and drags him down to interrogation*


Danimal has to eat sometime...

 

[Darkwolf]

Why is your avatar an oblivion icon?

 

[Darkside55]

Welcome to the madness. We're all having a wonderful time, won't you join us?

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

*tazers ScroogeMcDuck and drags him down to interrogation*


Danimal has to eat sometime...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/helli_sprelli/Say it/0047.jpg

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why is your avatar an oblivion icon?

Why is your avatar a pea?

Exactly bitch.

Welcome to YOUR HELL.

 

[Darkwolf]

Probably the same reason that yours is a banana. I like sticking them up my ass. Only I do it for medical reasons, you just enjoy it.


D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

Bullshit.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

NO U!


agsgahasjaga

 

[15357]

What medical reasons could possibly need a pea stuck up the anus?

 

[Link]

Yeah, its safer here. My arse. No wait, actually, not my arse.

*Goes motionless and waits for Danimal to move out fo the thread*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What medical reasons could possibly need a pea stuck up the anus?

Diabeetus?

 

[Danimal]

RIBBIT, BITCHES!

 

[highlander]

Quickly, too the hl2.net mobile. its safer there!

 

[Darkwolf]

Diabeetus?

Nah. It helps cushion my chronic Hemorrhoids.




D:

 

[Kula Meenur]

...OH GOD NO! TEH BANIMAL IS AAAANGRY!!!

*starts running*

*...*

*trips*

"OH SWEET JEEEEEEESUUUUS!"

 

[Lucid]

RIBBIT, BITCHES!

stfu, tryn to eat ur cookeez.
kthxbai<3

 

[Azner]

...OH GOD NO! TEH BANIMAL IS AAAANGRY!!!

*starts running*

*...*

*trips*

"OH SWEET JEEEEEEESUUUUS!"

/me Helps koola mena up, banimal chases, pushes mena back down and runs away

 

[The Monkey]

Shake that fine ass!!!

 

[highlander]

Shake that ass, watch yourself.

 

[Danimal]

More like... Shake that...


Grass...




...I'm out of ideas.