"omg are u ghey 2?" (family drama)

Lemonking · Jan 9, 2006

So today my dad tells me my ex-step brother gay, he's gf turns out to be a bf and so forth no big acyually since I dont even see him anymore. I only have contact thrue him /w my little sister.Anyway his mother doesnt see it as a problem (still a big deal thoe) The problem lies with his grandparents (not mine)
They are soooo whacko religous, shit gonna rain down hard on him (sadly)
My dad doesnt(isnt his real dad) doesnt see it as a problem either, but he kept asking me today If I was gay too.

"Im glad you arent gay Niko"

"well yeah obviously I aint gay"

"huh what do you mean?"

"I just spent $165 on a purse for a girl two weeks ago"

I aslo said some other stuff thats more convincing that Im not gay, even thoe I think Brad Pitt is teh hawt

anyway no big deal, I feal sorry for my step-bro becuase his grandparents are so whacko jesus fans.

Isnt Jesus and his dad supossed 2 love everyone?:E

edit: fixed some spelling errors, instead of being a grammar nazi just tell what words I spelled wrong.

Shamrock · Jan 9, 2006

You need to learn correct grammar and English first.

Plus, you are gay.

JNightshade · Jan 9, 2006

^Not needed...
I'm fine with Jesus, it's just his fanclub that tends to piss me off. That kind of fanatacism only leads to conflict and pain... I wish people could see that. But yeah... these situations are tough.

Shamrock · Jan 9, 2006

JNightshade said:
^Not needed...
I'm fine with Jesus, it's just his fanclub that tends to piss me off. That kind of fanatacism only leads to conflict and pain... I wish people could see that. But yeah... these situations are tough.

I thought you wubbed me.

DeusExMachina · Jan 9, 2006

Shamrock said:
I thought you wubbed me.

/one-night stand.

Oh and if you feel the need to prove your not gay...well...you know what that means...

Sam · Jan 9, 2006

Is it wrong to find that little quote funny?

JNightshade · Jan 9, 2006

Nah. And Shammy, I do love you- but it's tough love.

Absinthe · Jan 9, 2006

DeusExMachinia said:
Oh and if you feel the need to prove your not gay...well...you know what that means...

Yep. You gotta **** mom.

Lemonking · Jan 9, 2006

I didnt feel the need, my dad asked If I was gay,and Im not gonna play that stupid game "prove your not gay"

Absinthe, you are a scary person.

Absinthe · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna said:
Absinthe, you are a scary person.

Sigged.

Greatgat · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna said:
I didnt feel the need, my dad asked If I was gay,and Im not gonna play that stupid game "prove your not gay"

Absinthe, you are a scary person.

He's fun. And maybe you should take up smoking! Like Pall Malls. Not Dorals, because that would... well, you know. Ghey.

DeusExMachina · Jan 9, 2006

Pall Mall's is the classy way to die

.

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna said:
"I just spent $165 on a purse"

Gay.

DiSTuRbEd · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna said:
Im not gay, even thoe I think Brad Pitt is teh hawt

Quit lying to yourself, you're gay if you think Brad Pitt is hot.

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

DiSTuRbEd said:
Quit lying to yourself, you're gay if you think Brad Pitt is hot.

Also gay. (DiStUrBeD, that is)

DiSTuRbEd · Jan 9, 2006

Erestheux said:
Also gay. (DiStUrBeD, that is)

Gayer.

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

DiSTuRbEd said:
Gayer.

And?

Lemonking · Jan 9, 2006

Oh gosh I guess I cant deny it then

I can say Tom Cruise is better looking then George Bush does that me gay?:dozey:

Lets not derail this thread, the point is That religous people That think gay people are gonna destroy society as we know it... wel those people are just plain dumb

Sam · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna said:
I can say Tom Cruise is better looking then George Bush does that me gay?:dozey:

What a stupid question, of course it does!

JNightshade · Jan 9, 2006

Nope. Nothing "makes" you gay; you're gay if you fall in love with members (ahem) of the same sex. That's it. I'm completely straight, and confident enough in myself that I'm fine with pointing out that, say, George Clooney is better looking than Santa.

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

JNightshade said:
Nope. Nothing "makes" you gay; you're gay if you fall in love with members (ahem) of the same sex. That's it. I'm completely straight, and confident enough in myself that I'm fine with pointing out that, say, George Clooney is better looking than Santa.

Gay.

DreadLord · Jan 9, 2006

Lol Lemon King is back?

Que-Ever · Jan 9, 2006

billy boyd > any other man.

I <3's pippin D:

Absinthe · Jan 9, 2006

Only gay if the balls touch.

JNightshade · Jan 9, 2006

The only man I'd ever consider sexing up is Hugo Weaving- and even then, only if he called me Mister Anderson.

:naughty:

Absinthe · Jan 9, 2006

JNightshade said:
The only man I'd ever consider sexing up is Hugo Weaving- and even then, only if he called me Mister Anderson.

:naughty:

Actually, out of all the hypothetical homosexual encounters with celebrities I've thought of/heard, that one strangely is the most appealing.

Uriel · Jan 9, 2006

You are all Gay, Jesus may love you, but i wanna curb stomp you.

Hahaha, im jk. As long as you keep it to yourself and both eyebrows are lowered when you look at me. CUZ IF THEY ARE *shakes fist

P43.2/1Gig/X800P · Jan 9, 2006

If there are gay people on this site i may just have to leave.

Tollbooth Willie · Jan 9, 2006

P43.2/1Gig/X800P said:
If there are gay people on this site i may just have to leave.

It's not worth it dont go!......... Hell maybe it is....

RUN FOREST RUN! Don't look back!

ailevation · Jan 9, 2006

Spicy Tuna, what school do you attend?

NeoNight · Jan 9, 2006

why does this whole thread remind me of a scene from that movie the 40 year old virgin.....

"You know how I know your gay"
" you make thread about how your not gay"

anyway the thread author isn't gay. He's bisexual.... or he could actually be a she thats bisexual and their for isn't gay but a lesbian.... that is not a lesbian but bisexual.... that is not bisexual but a gay bisexual lesbian..... that is in fact straight..... ok I give up.

bliink · Jan 9, 2006

Are you actually gay or what?

Tollbooth Willie · Jan 9, 2006

NeoNight said:
why does this whole thread remind me of a scene from that movie the 40 year old virgin.....

"You know how I know your gay"
" you make thread about how your not gay"

anyway the thread author isn't gay. He's bisexual.... or he could actually be a she thats bisexual and their for isn't gay but a lesbian.... that is not a lesbian but bisexual.... that is not bisexual but a gay bisexual lesbian..... that is in fact straight..... ok I give up.

Ummmmm..... What the Hell are you like talking about again?

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

P43.2/1Gig/X800P said:
If there are gay people on this site i may just have to leave.

Well, I am genuinely homosexual. So please leave. :|

ailevation · Jan 9, 2006

Wasn't there a few homo's on this site?

Nat Turner · Jan 9, 2006

Erestheux said:
Well, I am genuinely homosexual. So please leave. :|

Just curious...

Have you had a boyfriend before? Do your parents know you're gay (or have a BF if applicable)?

Shamrock · Jan 9, 2006

bliink said:
Are you actually gay or what?

You like the gays... Don't you? :thumbsdownunlesslesbiansthenthumbsup:

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

Nat Turner said:
Just curious...

Have you had a boyfriend before? Do your parents know you're gay (or have a BF if applicable)?

Wouldn't you like to know? :cheese:

Nat Turner · Jan 9, 2006

Erestheux said:
Wouldn't you like to know? :cheese:

(puts on his gay hat and eats some pie)

LET's CYB3R!!!!1!!!1

...

Yuri · Jan 9, 2006

Nat Turner said:
(puts on his gay hat and eats some pie)

LET's CYB3R!!!!1!!!1

...

Gay people don't like pie.

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