Pass the skull bong please

[CptStern]

Teen decapitates corpse to make The Ultimate Skull Bong

A Vermont teenager has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse.

On April 8, 2005, Buckalew broke into a tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. He stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the dead man. He then wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home, The Caledonian-Record reported.

The teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it, a police affidavit said. The witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong -- a pipe generally used to smoke marijuana. Buckalew went to an apartment where some of his friends were and told them that he had chopped off the head because he was bored, according to The Caledonian-Record.

A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/9447058/detail.html

 

[DreadLord]

O RLY? Indeed. What a nut job.

 

[tehsolace]

What in the hell... if one of my friends had a bong made out of a REAL skull, I would punch him in the face and never talk to him again...

... after taking a few hits of weed of course jk

 

[hungryduck]

this is absolutely absurd....what was that kid thinking?
oh wait...he wasn't

 

[Shakermaker]

Why go through all that trouble when you can make a bong from a glass, a beer coaster and two straws?

 

[CptStern]

ya but skulls come with premade holes

 

[Shakermaker]

ya but skulls come with premade holes

Where do you suck the smoke from; an eye socket?
/vomits

 

[wildchild730]

Thered be a hole in the top of the head.. :/

 

[Que-Ever]

ox skulls FTW. You know cartoons, in the desert, and there's the ox skulls everywhere? Those are indian bongs.

Native-american bongs, my bad.

 

[French Ninja]

That boy needs therapy. :O

 

[Greatgat]

Frontier Psychiatrists?

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

What the hell? Why would you bother digging up a grave to get a skull to smoke weed? Isnt that going a little too far?

 

[evil^milk]

weird kid. :O

ox skulls FTW. You know cartoons, in the desert, and there's the ox skulls everywhere? Those are indian bongs.

Native-american bongs, my bad.

oi! you're back! :E

 

[CptStern]

Where do you suck the smoke from; an eye socket?
/vomits

I dunno, maybe something like this:

mmmm looks like it'd be gritty

 

[Ennui]

I have my Pressure response:

THAT'S F**KIN' EXTREME/METAL /shreds

also Ennui response:

WTF

 

[JNightshade]

Hmm...

INSANE IN DA MEMBRANE!

 

[Darkwolf]

INSANE IN DA BRAIN!

You could put the tube into the Feraman(sp?) Magnum.... that'd be big enough.... with no cutting required.

 

[Danimal]

He's a nut! He's crazy in the coconut! D:

But there would be too many holes in the skull unless he closed the mouth. (Presuming he used the eye sockets for teh sucking etc.)

 

[Dog--]

What an idiot.. He went through all that trouble just to smoke weed, when he could have done the same thing with papers...